And they're nice ones too, barely or never worn, averaging about $350 a pair each. Among the personal possessions being auctioned off from the Madoff estate are more than 200 pairs of his casual and dress shoes. Provided you're a size nine and a ha...
The world of retail has been turned on its head by the shocking news that a key cutting store opened without any facilities for additionally repairing shoes. The shop, in Bournemouth High Street, has angered many in the industry for going against...
When the school boy, wearing dull parched cobbled shoes, saw the glistening leather boots of his classmate, the boy turned spellbound. After class, the same child, walking along with his parents, hand in hand, still kept his head turned back to imbue his eyes with the last minute gleaming of the classmate's leather boots. It was at these moments that the boy sighed i. e., he felt dejected...
Kashmir: The Kashmir Mujahideen has decided to import trainers from Iraq to teach disgruntled Kashmiris the art of throwing shoes at Chief Ministers and other symbols of the oppressive establishment. "It's a crying shame that even ex-members of th...
Shoe throwing is an art combined with science.To be precise it is an artistic craft to aim and throw a shoe at a selected target,be it a minister, a visiting dignitary or someone you just hate. Now the first thing is to select a shoe,which is very important. It could be a heavy military boot to hit a heavyweight opponent, or a small ballerina's satin putons.The choice is always to select one ac...
Terry de Heavyland has been honoured for his lifetime achievement of designing the most dangerous shoes in the world. Heavyland lives up to his name on catwalks and sidewalks around the world as women and men continue to fall off their beloved pla...
Gee Cee Cleverlie has cleverly kept the secret behind his hand made shoes. He makes custom shoes for the rich and famous and each pair is a 'one off' - sorry - "two off". It was long thought that he was the only bespoke maker of hand made shoes.
Fashion experts were up in arms this morning, after an angry shopper complained that Gladiator shoes, the latest trend to hit Britain's high streets, were ABSOLUTELY SHIT, and looked ridiculous. The livid consumer, Moys Kenwood, 46, from Hull in E...
Following several ergonomic studies related to the performance of the human foot in various footwear configurations, scientists at one U.S. tire company have developed a zero padding shoe style based on their award winning tire tread design. Nickn...
Metropolitan Police Chief, Brian Panzer, went live on TV this evening to announce that Muslim Protestors would be allowed to throw shoes from Monday as an expression of anger during protests! However, Alistair Darling also went live on TV shortly...
A star-struck member of the papparazzi had his luckiest day in his young career when he peeked into the window of a house where he had followed Adam Lambert and caught Lambert and Simon Cowell knocking boots. According to his report, Cowell was s...
(Defecated News) The US government has admitted that under the instruction of former president George W Bush, bodies of killed Iraqi fighters were used to make shoes. The process called 'Shoe-Skinning' was started under the order of General Fellat...
Lindsay Lohan's high-fashion shopping habits are well documented by anyone who has followed her say, over the last 24-hours, and now she's putting all that to work: Khan Jee has hired her as her artistic adviser. The Khan Jee fashion house of off...
The Fashion world was both shocked and orgasmic with pleasure last week during a show featuring the new shoe collection by Monsignor Sado where all models had their toes surgically removed to model his latest range of footwear called Pegs. The Peg Sado has long attempted to replicate the type of walk already popularised by many women in high heels today. Sado explains, "They walk like gori...
A famous shoe salesman came to town today trying to sell his collection of shoes. They were all specially crafted in China, made from genuine dissident skin and were of the very highest quality. "Who will buy my wonderful shoes?" he asked. He was...
The man who invented stiletto heels for woman's shoes has died at the age of 94. Francois Dullard created the evil torture implements for his wife Minnie - she was only 2ft 6inches tall and he was tired of always kicking her in the head as they wa...
The Iraqi journalist who hurled his shoes at former US President George W Bush has had his sentence cut from three years to one year on appeal, and is in line to have it cut further. Muntadar al-Zaidi's lawyer argued that the charge should be chan...
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