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Funny story: Sigh of Relief

Sigh of Relief

When the school boy, wearing dull parched cobbled shoes, saw the glistening leather ‎boots of his classmate, the boy turned spellbound. ‎ After class, the same child, walking along with his parents, hand in hand, still kept his ‎head turned back to imbue his eyes with the last minute gleaming of the classmate's ‎leather boots. It was at these moments that the boy sighed i. e., he felt dejected...

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Funny story: Iraqi to train Kashmiris in shoe-hurling

Iraqi to train Kashmiris in shoe-hurling

Kashmir: The Kashmir Mujahideen has decided to import trainers from Iraq to teach disgruntled Kashmiris the art of throwing shoes at Chief Ministers and other symbols of the oppressive establishment. "It's a crying shame that even ex-members of th...

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Funny story: How to throw shoe and survive

How to throw shoe and survive

Shoe throwing is an art combined with science.To be precise it is an artistic craft to aim and throw a shoe at a selected target,be it a minister, a visiting dignitary or someone you just hate. Now the first thing is to select a shoe,which is very important. It could be a heavy military boot to hit a heavyweight opponent, or a small ballerina's satin putons.The choice is always to select one ac...

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Funny story: Terry de Heavyland - designer of platform footwear - honoured

Terry de Heavyland - designer of platform footwear - honoured

Terry de Heavyland has been honoured for his lifetime achievement of designing the most dangerous shoes in the world. Heavyland lives up to his name on catwalks and sidewalks around the world as women and men continue to fall off their beloved pla...

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Funny story: GC Cleverlie, maker of hand made shoes - secret is out

GC Cleverlie, maker of hand made shoes - secret is out

Gee Cee Cleverlie has cleverly kept the secret behind his hand made shoes. He makes custom shoes for the rich and famous and each pair is a 'one off' - sorry - "two off". It was long thought that he was the only bespoke maker of hand made shoes.

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Funny story: Gladiator Shoes Are Shit, Asserts Man, 46

Gladiator Shoes Are Shit, Asserts Man, 46

Fashion experts were up in arms this morning, after an angry shopper complained that Gladiator shoes, the latest trend to hit Britain's high streets, were ABSOLUTELY SHIT, and looked ridiculous. The livid consumer, Moys Kenwood, 46, from Hull in E...

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Funny story: Tire Company Dominates Sports Shoe Market

Tire Company Dominates Sports Shoe Market

Following several ergonomic studies related to the performance of the human foot in various footwear configurations, scientists at one U.S. tire company have developed a zero padding shoe style based on their award winning tire tread design. Nickn...

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Funny story: Shoe throwing Tax to start from Monday!

Shoe throwing Tax to start from Monday!

Metropolitan Police Chief, Brian Panzer, went live on TV this evening to announce that Muslim Protestors would be allowed to throw shoes from Monday as an expression of anger during protests! However, Alistair Darling also went live on TV shortly...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert & Simon Cowell Caught Knocking Boots

Adam Lambert & Simon Cowell Caught Knocking Boots

A star-struck member of the papparazzi had his luckiest day in his young career when he peeked into the window of a house where he had followed Adam Lambert and caught Lambert and Simon Cowell knocking boots. According to his report, Cowell was s...

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Funny story: US Used Skin Off Dead Iraqis For Leather Shoes

US Used Skin Off Dead Iraqis For Leather Shoes

(Defecated News) The US government has admitted that under the instruction of former president George W Bush, bodies of killed Iraqi fighters were used to make shoes. The process called 'Shoe-Skinning' was started under the order of General Fellat...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Joins Khan Jee In Designer Footwear That Could Capture The Whole Toe-Sucker Market!

Lindsay Lohan Joins Khan Jee In Designer Footwear That Could Capture The Whole Toe-Sucker Market!

Lindsay Lohan's high-fashion shopping habits are well documented by anyone who has followed her say, over the last 24-hours, and now she's putting all that to work: Khan Jee has hired her as her artistic adviser. The Khan Jee fashion house of off...

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Funny story: Pegs: The new shoe fashion revolution is here

Pegs: The new shoe fashion revolution is here

The Fashion world was both shocked and orgasmic with pleasure last week during a show featuring the new shoe collection by Monsignor Sado where all models had their toes surgically removed to model his latest range of footwear called Pegs. The Peg Sado has long attempted to replicate the type of walk already popularised by many women in high heels today. Sado explains, "They walk like gori...

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Funny story: Shoe Salesman Comes To Spoof Town

Shoe Salesman Comes To Spoof Town

A famous shoe salesman came to town today trying to sell his collection of shoes. They were all specially crafted in China, made from genuine dissident skin and were of the very highest quality. "Who will buy my wonderful shoes?" he asked. He was...

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Funny story: Bastard who invented High Heels Dies

Bastard who invented High Heels Dies

The man who invented stiletto heels for woman's shoes has died at the age of 94. Francois Dullard created the evil torture implements for his wife Minnie - she was only 2ft 6inches tall and he was tired of always kicking her in the head as they wa...

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Funny story: Iraq Shoe Thrower Jail Term Cut

Iraq Shoe Thrower Jail Term Cut

The Iraqi journalist who hurled his shoes at former US President George W Bush has had his sentence cut from three years to one year on appeal, and is in line to have it cut further. Muntadar al-Zaidi's lawyer argued that the charge should be chan...

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Funny story: Shoegate: Things to do before you throw shoe at someone high and mighty

Shoegate: Things to do before you throw shoe at someone high and mighty

Ever since the famous shoe was thrown at Mr. President, there has been growing interest in public to learn more about these incidents. Also at the same time they are eager to learn on things like what to do and what not to do. Just yesterday, a journalist threw his shoe at a minister in India and he missed by a yard distance considering he was sitting in the front row. We can debate about issue...

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Funny story: America throws George W Bush at Iraq

America throws George W Bush at Iraq

After decades of seeing its soldiers die in Iraq, and wasting billions of dollars trying to make some sort of peace for that part of the world, America finally lost its patience with Iraq and made the worst sort of insult a Christian nation can do to...

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