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Funny story: Al Gore Caught In Sex Toy Shop!

Al Gore Caught In Sex Toy Shop!

Obviously wearing a red wig and big handlebar mustache, Al Gore was spotted this morning in a Sex Toy store in Knoxville, "The Big Boy Toys"! "Let's see", I've got the Wonderful Wanda and the Fireman's red pump...I wonder what else I need", stated...

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Funny story: Baseball Bat Sized WMD XXX Vibrators Intercepted By Home Land Security

Baseball Bat Sized WMD XXX Vibrators Intercepted By Home Land Security

Home Land Security Czar, Janet Napolitano, announced today that her agents had uncovered a plot to import Weapons of Male Dysfunction disguised as baseball bat vibrators. In a briefing from her Washington office she described the cache of vibrators a...

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Funny story: Navy Lifts Ban On Sex Toys On Subs: Women Will Now Share "Hot Bunks" With Men

Navy Lifts Ban On Sex Toys On Subs: Women Will Now Share "Hot Bunks" With Men

Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced that the Navy intends to lift the ban on sex toys on our submarine fleet. Starting in 1994, women sailors were granted permission to serve on surface ships in the United States Navy. Initially this arran...

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Funny story: New Vibrator Fights Cavities and Whitens Teeth

New Vibrator Fights Cavities and Whitens Teeth

Acting on a recent scientific study that claims ninety five percent of people, women and otherwise, that purchase a dildo use it orally Horny Goat Pharmaceuticals has developed the 'Megatasker'. The ingenious idea uses a revolutionary toothpaste...

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Funny story: Historical Sex Toys bought for record price at auction by "Kinky" footballers wife needing it!

Historical Sex Toys bought for record price at auction by "Kinky" footballers wife needing it!

A pair of dated 1700's ancient wooden, very black Phallus (dildo's, in them days they thought a Dildo was dough mixed with dill) was sold at auction for a record price to a secret, kinky, multi-millionairess, footballers wife and not Cheryl Cole.

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Funny story: Hugh Jarekshun Named CEO of ACME Latex Novelty Company

Hugh Jarekshun Named CEO of ACME Latex Novelty Company

Following a highly publicized and viscous ouster of former president and CEO, Ty Neepudd from the world's largest adult toy manufacturer, the ACME Latex Novelty board of directors has named former adult film director, writer and star, Hugh Jarekshun,...

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Funny story: Dyslexic Woman Goes Shopping For New "bilbo"

Dyslexic Woman Goes Shopping For New "bilbo"

Police responded to a complaint by store employees about a customer throwing a temper tantrum in their business and making a scene. Two cars with four uniformed offices responded to the complaint at the Eros Adult Supplies location on Montana Avenue...

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Funny story: President Obama Says Every Boy 16 and Over Needs A Blow-Up Doll

President Obama Says Every Boy 16 and Over Needs A Blow-Up Doll

In his Friday morning Speech to the Nation, President Barack Obama continued to talk about all the sex and violence where teenagers are concerned, continuing the subject of Thursday's PM Speech to the Nation. "With sex and violence all over the in...

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Funny story: New Gal Pals Elin & Jessica Caught Shopping for Sex Toys: Tiger & Tony 'Redundant?'

New Gal Pals Elin & Jessica Caught Shopping for Sex Toys: Tiger & Tony 'Redundant?'

New Gal Pals Elin Woods and Jessica Simpson were caught unabashedly shopping for a variety of sex toys in a high end Rodeo Drive Adult Store just 6 days before Christmas, apparently insuring that Santa will come early for the blonde bombshells. T...

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Funny story: Lib Dems To Release Range Of Sex Toys

Lib Dems To Release Range Of Sex Toys

The Liberal Democrats want to sex up their campaign towards the next general election, and have decided to release a number of naughty toy products in the run-up to Christmas. Dick Cockburns MP was recently interviewed for the Guardian, where he s...

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Funny story: The New iVibrator 7 Is Coming

The New iVibrator 7 Is Coming

BEAVER, Pennsylvania - The Eager Beaver Adult Sexual Aid Company has just announced that they will soon be shipping their first shipment of the new, affordable, state-of-the-art iVibrator 7. Caitlan Rufflebock, president and CEO of Eager Beaver st...

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Funny story: San Francisco Man Plunders Adam Lambert's Hot Commodities!

San Francisco Man Plunders Adam Lambert's Hot Commodities!

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Some fans like to flick their lighters at concerts to show their appreciation, while others throw flowers and panties. Fans of America's Got Idols runner-up Adam Lambert seem predisposed to pelting him with sex toys and other nau...

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Funny story: Sexually Frustrated Health Club Gunman's Blowup Sex Doll Mistakenly Delivered to Wrong Address

Sexually Frustrated Health Club Gunman's Blowup Sex Doll Mistakenly Delivered to Wrong Address

New York, New York - Police investigating the so-called health club massacre have confirmed today that the suspected gunman was expecting the delivery of a blowup sex doll that never arrived at his residence on the day of the bloody incident. Rec...

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Funny story: President Obama launches new sex aid

President Obama launches new sex aid

President Obama has launched a sex aid, marketing it alongside his successful lingerie business. The idea for the sex aid - to be called the "Oba-Man" - came to him after a wildly inappropriate conversation with Bill Clinton, when the former Presi...

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Funny story: Crystal Defanti Loses Sex Toys on School Bus

Crystal Defanti Loses Sex Toys on School Bus

SACRAMENTO, CA - Parents of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school students were shocked today to find "an assortment of sexual enhancement devices" had been distributed to their children, according to the school's superintendent, Ima Soughtie. "I can...

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Funny story: Suspicious Package Closes Edinburgh Airport

Suspicious Package Closes Edinburgh Airport

Security staff at Britain's fifth favourite airport have evacuated the complex following the discovery of a suspicious package. The closure occurred on Monday afternoon after staff were alerted to the package by concerned travellers. "It looked...

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Funny story: Pope Rat-finker issues fatwa on SMS texting during Lent. Says Catholic women using vibrators will "burn in the fires of Hell".

Pope Rat-finker issues fatwa on SMS texting during Lent. Says Catholic women using vibrators will "burn in the fires of Hell".

VATICAN - ROME: The current Emperor of Rome AKA Pope Rat-finker, an ex-Nazi turned Gucci-Prada loving fashionista(?) has decided that the only way to regain his 'grip' on the Catholic Church is to take a page out of the Taliban book. To this exte...

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