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Funny story: Bella Thorne and Zendaya of "Shake It Up" Are Really Shaking Up The TV Show's Ratings!

Bella Thorne and Zendaya of "Shake It Up" Are Really Shaking Up The TV Show's Ratings!

LOS ANGELES - Two of Tinsel Towns newest and youngest celebrities have put gigantic smiles on the producers of the Disney Channel's television show Shake It Up. Zendaya Coleman and Bella Thorne are fast becoming fine examples of the new, 'new gene...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Bombshell: "Meryl Streep Is A Much Better Kisser Than Scarlett Johansson"

Sandra Bullock Bombshell: "Meryl Streep Is A Much Better Kisser Than Scarlett Johansson"

AUSTIN - One of America's most popular motion picture actresses recently spoke about the up and down year she had in 2010. Bullock dressed in a pair of cut-off jeans and a University of Texas Longhorns jersey said that she has never in her life ex...

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Funny story: Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock and Chely Wright To Record A Country Music Version of Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It"

Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock and Chely Wright To Record A Country Music Version of Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It"

LOS ANGELES - Sandra Bullock, ex-wife of Jesse James, has recently been seen about town in the presence of Ryan Reynolds estranged husband of Scarlett Johansson. Both Reynolds and Johansson have each filed for divorce on identical grounds of Alien...

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Funny story: Scarlett Johansson Denies That Her Husband Is Divorcing Her Because Of Sandra Bullock

Scarlett Johansson Denies That Her Husband Is Divorcing Her Because Of Sandra Bullock

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Actress and singer Scarlett Johansson has stated that the worst Christmas present she has ever received is her husband Ryan Reynolds presenting her with divorce papers on December 23, 2010. The blonde sex symbol said that she was...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock "The Kissing Bandit" Confesses That Her Next Kissing Targets Are Shakira, Christina Aguilera, Cheryl Cole, and Ke$ha

Sandra Bullock "The Kissing Bandit" Confesses That Her Next Kissing Targets Are Shakira, Christina Aguilera, Cheryl Cole, and Ke$ha

AUSTIN - This year's Best Actress winner Sandra Bullock recently confided to her gynecologist, Dr. Osgood Forkingview, that she has really gotten quite the reputation for being 'The Good Looking Chick Who Loves To Kiss Good Looking Chicks.' Bulloc...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock and Heidi Montag To Star In The Lesbian Epic "The Carpet Cuties of California"

Sandra Bullock and Heidi Montag To Star In The Lesbian Epic "The Carpet Cuties of California"

HOLLYWOOD - Sandra Bullock, who lately has devoted most of her time to being the mommy of little Louis Bardo Bullock, has just announced that she will be starring with Heidi Montag in Staccato Monteverdi's lesbian spy-comedy The Carpet Cuties of Cali...

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Funny story: Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock Says She Wants To Kiss Ex-New York Jets Reporter Jenn Sterger So Bad She Can Taste It!

Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock Says She Wants To Kiss Ex-New York Jets Reporter Jenn Sterger So Bad She Can Taste It!

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock talking from her Austin mansion confided to a reporter for Tinsel Town Bi-Weekly Magazine that ever since she first laid eyes on Jenn Sterger during a Jets game broadcast that she has wanted to grab her, hold her in her arms,...

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Funny story: Jesse James Pleads with Sandra Bullock to Reconcile

Jesse James Pleads with Sandra Bullock to Reconcile

Though a visibly upset Ms. Bullock had ended the relationship with the Hollywood biker king months ago, Jesse James has been spotted multiple times at Bullock's outer driveway gate pleading for entrance to talk about reconciliation. Buster Knuc...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says That Jennifer Aniston Is Definitely One Woman That She Does Not Want To Kiss

Sandra Bullock Says That Jennifer Aniston Is Definitely One Woman That She Does Not Want To Kiss

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was sitting in the spacious living room of her Austin, Texas mansion playing hide and seek with her baby Louis Bardo Bullock, whom she refers to as her "Little Cajun Cookie." Bullock said that Louis was named after New Orle...

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Funny story: Woman With The World's Largest Breasts Will Have The Implants Removed And Given To Sandra Bullock, Kate Hudson, and Keira Knightley

Woman With The World's Largest Breasts Will Have The Implants Removed And Given To Sandra Bullock, Kate Hudson, and Keira Knightley

RICHMOND, Texas - Sheyla Hershey has finally decided to have her gigantic M cup breast implants removed for safety reasons. Hershey said that one week ago she sneezed while she was sleeping and knocked out two teeth, gave herself two black eyes, a...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says She's Proud of Her Little 'Cajun Cookie' and Next Plans To Adopt A Little 'Creole Cracker'

Sandra Bullock Says She's Proud of Her Little 'Cajun Cookie' and Next Plans To Adopt A Little 'Creole Cracker'

NEW ORLEANS - The Academy Award winner for Best Actress Sandra Bullock was in the city they call "The Big Easy." And although Sandy now appears to be over her depression at having been cheated on by her low-life, inbred "Hey Y'all Is The Carnival...

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Funny story: Jesse James Asks Kat Von D to Ink Sandra Bullock on His Back

Jesse James Asks Kat Von D to Ink Sandra Bullock on His Back

It's confirmed. Jesse James is either brain dead or just oblivious to what women want these days. Sources close to Kat von D claims he may only be dating her for her mad tattoo skills and nothing more. Evidence of this came this week when it is repor...

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Funny story: Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock Replies "No!" When Asked If She Would Like To Kiss Whoopi Goldberg

Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock Replies "No!" When Asked If She Would Like To Kiss Whoopi Goldberg

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was sitting on the backyard deck of her Austin, Texas mansion when she was asked if she had kissed any women lately. Bullock blushed and said that she had not but that she had really been thinking a lot about it since her l...

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Funny story: Jesse James Has Somehow Convinced His Ex-Wife Sandra Bullock To Take Him Back - Wow! The Dude Deserves An Oscar For 'Best Actor'

Jesse James Has Somehow Convinced His Ex-Wife Sandra Bullock To Take Him Back - Wow! The Dude Deserves An Oscar For 'Best Actor'

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was sitting high on her mansion, Casa La Sandra, located just outside of Austin thinking about her future. She reportedly told an old high school friend, Bree Navarro that she misses Jesse so much she does not know if up is...

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Funny story: Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Says That Next She'd Like To Kiss Anna Chapman

Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Says That Next She'd Like To Kiss Anna Chapman

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock sat happily on the front porch of her Austin mansion, which she has named Casa La Sandra, playing with her little boy Louis Bardo Bullock. Her maid, Mattie, whom she has known for many years asked her if she was finally ove...

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Funny story: Shakira Says She Would Love To Be The Next Woman That Sandra Bullock French Kisses

Shakira Says She Would Love To Be The Next Woman That Sandra Bullock French Kisses

LEXINGTON, Kentucky - Shakira performed before a standing room only crowd at Lexington's famed Colonel Stonewall Jackson Commemorative Coliseum and was asked some questions backstage. The gyrating Colombian firecracker was asked if she has ever pu...

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Funny story: Jesse James Buys Maricar The Dominatrix Her Very Own Harley Davidson Motorcycle

Jesse James Buys Maricar The Dominatrix Her Very Own Harley Davidson Motorcycle

LONG BEACH, California - One thing about Maricar The Whip-Cracking Dominatrix is that the girl certainly knows how to get around. After appearing on the talent reality show America's Got Talent she dated Sandra Bullock's ex-husband "Messy" Jesse B...

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