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Funny story: Julianne Hough Talks About Her Breakup With Ryan Seacrest

Julianne Hough Talks About Her Breakup With Ryan Seacrest

MARINA DEL REY, California - Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest were together for almost two years. The couple was seen all up and down the California coast from San Francisco down to Santa Barbara and from Los Angeles down to San Diego. And for...

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Funny story: The New York Yankees Are Told To Trade A-Rod

The New York Yankees Are Told To Trade A-Rod

NEW YORK CITY - Now that it appears that Alex Rodriguez has hired an attorney and plans on suing Major League Baseball, the New York Yankees have been advised that they may want to trade the third baseman and do it pretty soon. An unnamed source w...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Has The Hots For Ryan Seacrest

Monica Lewinsky Has The Hots For Ryan Seacrest

LOS ANGELES - Monica Lewinsky, the most famous White House intern in history, turned the big 4-0 on July 23. She celebrated the event with a few friends at The Shaped Like A Boot Italian Restaurant in Marina Del Rey. One of her close friends as...

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Funny story: Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Travel To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and Get Matching Tattoos

Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Travel To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and Get Matching Tattoos

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino was really hopping when word got out that English singer Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Chicharito, a native of Mexico who plays soccer in Britain were in town visiting. The Geordie singer...

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Funny story: Julianne Hough Turns 25 Confesses She Wants To Physically Hook Up With Tom Cruise

Julianne Hough Turns 25 Confesses She Wants To Physically Hook Up With Tom Cruise

MARINA DEL REY - Julianne Hough celebrated her 25th birthday at a party at Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaurant in the town that George Strait made famous; Marina Del Rey. The 25-year-old ravishing blonde told a close friend that after ending a thre...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Has Found Himself A Stunning New Girlfriend Who Simply Oozes Feminine Sexuality

Ryan Seacrest Has Found Himself A Stunning New Girlfriend Who Simply Oozes Feminine Sexuality

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest the host of American Idol is one happy as hell Georgia peach these days. "Peaches" Seacrest as he was nicknamed by Paula "Touchdown" Abdul, told Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that he hasn't fe...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Says "No" To American Idol

Kelly Clarkson Says "No" To American Idol

LOS ANGELES - The very first winner on American Idol, Kelly Clarkson has reportedly been asked to be a judge on next season's edition of the singing competition show. According to Music Moments Magazine, the producers of AI want Kelly to take over...

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Funny story: Jalapeño to be announced as next American Idol Judge

Jalapeño to be announced as next American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- In an effort to "spice things up" and reverse the lowest television ratings since seaon two, American Idol producers have announced that a jalapeño will be the next judge on American Idol. The announcement comes just a few weeks foll...

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Funny story: Rihanna Refuses To Apologize For Her Profanity-Laced Remarks

Rihanna Refuses To Apologize For Her Profanity-Laced Remarks

BROOKLYN - Rihanna had just left The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after visiting an ex-backup singer who was having her vocal cords aligned. She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the fact that her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown h...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Adele To Record A Song Written By Paul McCartney

Cheryl Cole and Adele To Record A Song Written By Paul McCartney

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest has just broken the news that Adele and Cheryl Cole will soon be going into the recording studio to record a song that was written especially for them by Paul McCartney. Seacrest said that Cheryl called him up and told...

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Funny story: American Idol Bombshell - All 4 Judges Are Being Fired!

American Idol Bombshell - All 4 Judges Are Being Fired!

LOS ANGELES - The executives of American Idol have just dropped the biggest bombshell in the show's 12 seasons on the air. A highly placed inside source who said that his name was Ahab stated that he overheard the show's producers talking about th...

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Funny story: American Idol Is Now Down To The Final 3

American Idol Is Now Down To The Final 3

LOS ANGELES - It was a sad day in the Holcomb family as Amber Holcomb became the latest contestant to be sent home. The Houston native, who has probably shed more tears since the days of Tatiana Del Toro, reportedly felt that one or two of the jud...

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Funny story: American Idol Fined For Its Extremely Blatant Product Placement

American Idol Fined For Its Extremely Blatant Product Placement

HOLLYWOOD - The California Communications Commission has informed the producers of American Idol that they are going to be issued a fine. CCC spokesperson Athena "Cupcakes" Cuppatori, 57, stated that the producers had been warned about their blata...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Dating Selena Gomez

Ryan Seacrest Dating Selena Gomez

HOLLYWOOD - In what has to be one of the more surprising relationships out of Tinsel Town, the word is that American Idol host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest is dating Selena Gomez, the ex-girlfriend of Justin "Oops" Bieber. The 38-year-old Seacrest has...

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Funny story: American Idol 'Boots' Country Girl Janelle Arthur Back To Tennessee

American Idol 'Boots' Country Girl Janelle Arthur Back To Tennessee

HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that American Idol judges Mariah "La Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj settled down to simply ignoring each other as they'd done since the start of American Idol's season 12. Calcutta Cotton with Music Mome...

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Funny story: American Idol Is Left With 5 Females As The Last Male Lazaro Arbos Is Eliminated

American Idol Is Left With 5 Females As The Last Male Lazaro Arbos Is Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - Well in a matter of one short hour American Idol suddenly became American Female Idol with the last male contestant Lazaro Arbos being eliminated thus leaving five females in the competition. The Florida singer who never met a bright c...

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Funny story: Julianne Hough Reveals a Secret About Ex-Boyfriend Ryan Seacrest

Julianne Hough Reveals a Secret About Ex-Boyfriend Ryan Seacrest

VENICE BEACH - Julianne Hough was all smiles as she sunbathed down at Venice Beach. The stunning blonde who was one of the most popular dancers to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars has said that she still has feelings for her ex-boyfriend Ryan...

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