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Funny story: Federer: "Nadal is shit and he smells"

Federer: "Nadal is shit and he smells"

In his own words, Roger Federer, today revealed his true feelings and his bitter resentment towards Rafael Nadal, his biggest rival. On speaking about Rafeal Nadal, the world number one, Roger said the following regarding his feelings on being nu...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Vows To Have A Shave

Andy Murray Vows To Have A Shave

Andy Murray, the beaten finalist in last night's US Open Tennis championships at Flushing Meadows, has said he knows he has to improve elements of his game if he is to win a major tournament, and has vowed to have a shave. Murray lost in straight...

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Funny story: Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya

Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya

Kenya - In an attempt to exercise the bad spirits of his worst year in tennis since he turned 20, Roger Federer has visited a remote village in Kenya. There he sought out the advice of a tribal witch Dr. nicknamed "Mongo". According to local sourc...

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Funny story: Federer Blames Gavin Rossdale For Loss Of Form

Federer Blames Gavin Rossdale For Loss Of Form

Roger Federer has blamed his recent decline in form on Bush singer Gavin Rossdale, in an astonishing interview with Swiss newspaper Cheese & Cuckoo Clocks daily. Federer, who has lost the number one spot to Nadal, stated that Rossdale was '...

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Funny story: Roger Federer's Own Mom: "Roger is Prime For A Butt-Kickin'"

Roger Federer's Own Mom: "Roger is Prime For A Butt-Kickin'"

Wimbledon - Since his devastating loss at the French Open, it seems everyone has been weighing in on Roger's chances at Wimbledon. Even though he seldom drops a set before the finals on grass, doubters seem to be plentiful.

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Funny story: Federer Retaliates for Loss to Nadal in Men's Shower

Federer Retaliates for Loss to Nadal in Men's Shower

Paris - It was a stunning performance by Rafael Nadal. Nobody has as thoroughly whiped the court with Roger Federer in any recent years as he did to day on the red clay of Roland Garros. Even though he once again appeared to try and take a bite out h...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open

Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open

Paris - Not one to be upstaged, a day after Maria Sharpova offered to French kiss the winner of the French open, Paris Hilton offered her entire body.

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Funny story: Rafael Nadal Introduces New Line of Shorts!

Rafael Nadal Introduces New Line of Shorts!

Paris - As Rafael Nadal closes in on another French Open Final his newest endorsement "AeroDynamic Shorts" announced the creation of a new Rafael Nadal line called "Hip Huggers".

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Funny story: Federer retires to open chocolate company

Federer retires to open chocolate company

Roger Federer, the reigning world champion of tennis, has decided to retire so that he can concentrate on making chocolates.

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Funny story: Roger Federer Trash Talks Heading Into the French Open

Roger Federer Trash Talks Heading Into the French Open

Though Roger Federer has lost a very human 6 matches this year so far and so he is also taking on another human trait, "trash talking".

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Funny story: Roger Federer to take lead role in re-launch of Seinfeld

Roger Federer to take lead role in re-launch of Seinfeld

The most original situation comedy ever is to be revived, a spokesperson for NBC told a delighted world today. But, he warned, there will be one or two differences.

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Funny story: Roger Federer to be known as Fedz after Beckham gives him image advice

Roger Federer to be known as Fedz after Beckham gives him image advice

In a presss conference today Roger Federer, tennis number one, has admitted asking David Beckham for advice over his image following the current debate about whether t...

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Funny story: Roger Federer: I Want Pete Sampras' Babies! Britney's Dad is Right!

Roger Federer: I Want Pete Sampras' Babies! Britney's Dad is Right!

New York Terrier - After several exhibitions with his former childhood idol Pete Sampras, Roger Federer is beginning to sound and look like he has a crush on Pete.

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Funny story: Curse of Sharapova's loins rages unabated as Scots wimp Murray trounces Federer in straight sets shocker

Curse of Sharapova's loins rages unabated as Scots wimp Murray trounces Federer in straight sets shocker

Dubai - (Ballsup Mess): Unseeded Scottish twenty year-old wimp Andy Murray was revelling in his Dubai Open first round victory over world No 1 top seed Roger Federer today after the champ crumpled in helpless straight sets impotence.

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Funny story: Roger Federer is my grandson says Pope

Roger Federer is my grandson says Pope

Basel, Switzerland - (Grand Slam Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger has told a Vatican crowd that Roger Federrer is his grandson after ex-grand slam champ Boris Becker proved DNA positive to be the Pontif's own firstborn and the subsequent father of th...

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Funny story: Roger Federer buys GQ Magazine

Roger Federer buys GQ Magazine

Roger Federer, the world number one tennis player, has bought the men's fashion and lifestyle magazine GQ. In a statement today he announced why he had made this surprise move:...

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Funny story: Sharapova rival Ana Ivanovic: Federer hates Russian slags

Sharapova rival Ana Ivanovic: Federer hates Russian slags

Doha, Qatar - (Mixed Doubles Mess): Women's world number two seed Serbian Ana Ivanovic has hit back at press stories linking Russia's Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer romantically as "lurid crap" and denied the Swiss twelve times g...

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