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Funny story: How To Get Rich Doing Nothing At All

How To Get Rich Doing Nothing At All

Contrary to what many people have come to believe, Nobel Prizes and research grants of taxpayer dollars are not all frivolous rubbish. For example, here is a list of some of the most important contributions to humanity's scientific knowledge that have been awarded the Nobel Prize: 1. The 1996 prize was shared between two Norwegian professors who had investigated the influence of ale, garlic,...

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Funny story: IRS denies hope to the poor

IRS denies hope to the poor

Infernal Revenue Service HQ, Underground Lair - The IRS announced today a new program to dash the hopes of the poor and middle class workers of America, and the upper-middle class Americans to boot. A new program is being developed to specifically...

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Funny story: Georgetown 'fancy lad' misses mommy

Georgetown 'fancy lad' misses mommy

Spoiled America - Charley is away from home for the first time, and for a young lad of rich parents, this can be daunting. As a big boy sophomore, he's expected to go to all his classes, work a hoighty-toighty finance job, and still manage to find t...

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Funny story: Spoiled Children Fund forms to help the rich and sexy

Spoiled Children Fund forms to help the rich and sexy

Beverly Hills, California - We've all seen them on the campuses of America. The young, vibrantly beautiful men and women in the top of their classes with high goals and the means to achieve them. The ones who soar through college like a rocket throug...

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Funny story: Anti Ageing Products Proven Effective - New Report

Anti Ageing Products Proven Effective - New Report

Prostoglandin works! Niaciorhombohydrehide is effective at reducing wrinkles! Say goodbye to laughter lines with strepttidiaorrhoic alimintary gum extract! You may not be able to find these compounds in chemical textbooks, but the beauty ind...

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Funny story: London's Wealthiest Going Underground

London's Wealthiest Going Underground

Planning restrictions and protection orders in some of London's most exclusive neighbourhoods have meant that building expansion is quite often out of the question. So developers have hit on a new solution - develop below ground. And the rich are...

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Funny story: Rich No Longer Protected From Realities Of Life By Poor

Rich No Longer Protected From Realities Of Life By Poor

Tragedy has hit the upper levels of our society today as the economic crisis has caused many of the rich to lose their cushion of poor people that protected them from having to experience the basics of life. Many of the rich now have to polish their...

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Funny story: End Poverty Now Says Rich Bloke

End Poverty Now Says Rich Bloke

A rich bloke gave a speech today to other rich blokes. He told them that they should end poverty now. And they all agreed that he was a fantastic bloke. The man in question was none other than Bob Gandalf, former lead singer of the Boomtown Twats...

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Funny story: "U2 are very rich" claims an Irishman

"U2 are very rich" claims an Irishman

Today an Irishman has claimed that U2 are very rich, avoid paying taxes, and behave like superstars. It is believed that this is the same Irishman who previously claimed that the Pope was catholic, 2+2=4, and that bears really do prefer the woods.

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Funny story: Wealthy Lose Billions As Poor Celebrate

Wealthy Lose Billions As Poor Celebrate

Top world financial groups on Monday revealed massive potential losses from an alleged scam run by Wall Street trader Bernard Madoff, admitting they were fooled by a classic pyramid investment fraud. British, French, Japanese and Spanish banks an...

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Funny story: Henry 8th Minted

Henry 8th Minted

Henry 8th, famed husband of Six is said to be rolling in it, due to royalty payments for his best known song - Greensleeves. The famous tune, often murdered by recorder playing children, and used by the banks which are not closing down as hold mus...

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Funny story: World's Richest Man Completes World Conquest

World's Richest Man Completes World Conquest

FATICAN CITY - Italy UPDATE 1 - The owner of the worlds largest estate cracked this morning. The sad account of this man's fate is revealed in this scoop. For years, Charl Scwab increased the size of his estate. Starting with a ranch in Texas, h...

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Funny story: New "get rich quick with minimal work" scheme hailed a complete success

New "get rich quick with minimal work" scheme hailed a complete success

A new "get rich without doing any work" scheme, previously favoured by pyramid sellers, multi-level marketers, email spammers and Bettaware, has been hailed as the latest 'British Success' by the CBI, who, to quote TV celebrity Vicky Pollard, "don't...

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Funny story: Bailout to Protect Middle Class

Bailout to Protect Middle Class

The US Senate is taking its first crack at the Wall Street bailout today. The proposal has been revised to help the middle class and is expected to pass. The biggest change is a measure that will increase the FDIC insurance limit from $100,000 to...

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Funny story: It is not what you do, says IT Girl

It is not what you do, says IT Girl

Tamara Beckington Forsythe Saga Smyth has said that the key to her success is quite simple. It is being born into a rich family, who give you everything you need, and then if you need more, you go out on National TV and tell people how lucky you are,...

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Funny story: Sunday Times Rich List a KGB fantasy like JK Rowling says BigOil pair

Sunday Times Rich List a KGB fantasy like JK Rowling says BigOil pair

London - (Subprime Mess): "Well, it gives me and my lady wife a right laugh each year," Prof V Smart told reporters today, "this fanciful Murdoch rag so-called rich list with its KGB fantasy characters like JK Rowling, the Duke of West...

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Funny story: Children Of Rich People Are Stupid B*stards

Children Of Rich People Are Stupid B*stards

Its official: the children of wealthy folk are incredibly stupid and ignorant. So say statisticians at Cambridge University, England who have concluded a five-year study into the intelligence of the spawn of rich bastards

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