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Funny story: Alert: Massive chicken recall

Alert: Massive chicken recall

A wide variety of chicken products sold in countless stores under numerous brand names is being recalled for a suspected avian flu contamination.

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Funny story: Gene Hackman's DARK SECRET

Gene Hackman's DARK SECRET

Before starting this article, let me first say that, if you recall the recent article under Satire & Editorial titled "Golden Globe Winners By Sam", I made predictions of most of the nominations. I made predictions of 19 nominations and the result was 13 INCORRECT and 6 CORRECT. Also - as to one of the few categories that I didn't make a prediction on, Best Animated Film, if I...

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Funny story: Popeye The Sailor Man Panicked by Spinach Recall

Popeye The Sailor Man Panicked by Spinach Recall

As the U.S. recalls bagged spinach due to an E. coli scare, Popeye The Sailor Man is in a state of total panic. Friends are trying to get him interested in carrots, but so far it's a no go. "How can I live without spinach?" he asks.

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Funny story: George Bush said Hate and Fear have no place in Amicable Associations

George Bush said Hate and Fear have no place in Amicable Associations

Someone once proffered that there is nothing wrong with fear but fear itself. Take for example a person dealing with a bomb. He has to have nerves of steel. Why, because he has to recall everything he knows about bombs and everything he knows about disarming them. It is also like bees. We cannot run scared every time we see a bee or a bee hive. They can be dealt with successfully so that the...

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Funny story: Revlon Recall

Revlon Recall

Revlon confirmed today that they would be recalling all of their products with immediate effect. A spokeswoman, pictured here pointing at Britney Spears before the singer was reluctantly allowed a mirror, confirmed that the company would reimburse al...

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Funny story: Electrolux Recalls 3.2 Million Vacuum Cleaners

Electrolux Recalls 3.2 Million Vacuum Cleaners

Electrolux Group announced last week a recall of all canister vacuum cleaners made by the company since 1949. The worldwide recall follows several dozen incidents in which small children have been sucked up by the vacuum's strong motor. A Newark,...

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Funny story: Product recall announcement.

Product recall announcement.

General motors today released a Recall on all vehicles made in the USA as a fault has been found in the engine management chipset.

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Funny story: Product Recall: FIALFA COUPE (2.0 TURBO PLUS )

Product Recall: FIALFA COUPE (2.0 TURBO PLUS )

It has come to our attention that the above model may be slightly unreliable, and not function as intended when we drew up the plans one sunny Italian day during a wine-soaked 4 hour lunch. Occupants are in no way at risk, but as a precaution, your car should NOT be driven. FIALFA SA and their agents are not responsible for death, serious injury or other minor inconveniences caused in the...

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