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Funny story: American Idol's Oldest Contestant Elise Testone, 28, Is Sent Back To South Carolina

American Idol's Oldest Contestant Elise Testone, 28, Is Sent Back To South Carolina

HOLLYWOOD - Woody The Wonder Woodchuck correctly picked that Elise Testone would be the next singer eliminated from American Idol and his 2012 record now stands at 5-2. Elise "Estrogen" Testone was this year's oldest contestant and she was actuall...

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Funny story: Another Dancing With The Stars Shocker! One of This Year's Favorites Colton Dixon Sent Back To Tennessee

Another Dancing With The Stars Shocker! One of This Year's Favorites Colton Dixon Sent Back To Tennessee

HOLLYWOOD - Well even Woody The Wonder Woodchuck who had correctly picked four of the five American Idol singers who have gone home was wrong as one of this year's favorites Colton Dixon was eliminated. A total of 53 million votes were cast by a t...

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Funny story: American Idol Shocker! The Best Singer Jessica Sanchez Is The Lowest Vote Getter, But The Judges Save Her From Elimination

American Idol Shocker! The Best Singer Jessica Sanchez Is The Lowest Vote Getter, But The Judges Save Her From Elimination

HOLLYWOOD - In what is probably the biggest shock in the entire eleven seasons of American Idol, the odds-on-favorite to win Jessica Sanchez actually received the fewest votes of all of the seven contestants. But she was graciously saved thanks to...

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Funny story: American Idol Sends The Obama Family's Favorite Contestant, Deandre Brackensick Back Home

American Idol Sends The Obama Family's Favorite Contestant, Deandre Brackensick Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - Way back in 1968, Dionne Warwick sang the song "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?" And after this week's American Idol elimination, in which Deandre Brackensick was eliminated, the extremely curly-haired falsetto-voiced 17-year-old will...

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Funny story: American Idol Sends Heejun "Funnybone" Han Back Home To Flushing, New York

American Idol Sends Heejun "Funnybone" Han Back Home To Flushing, New York

HOLLYWOOD - And now American Idol's Top 9 have just become the Top 8. This week Elise "Estrogen" Testone from Charleston, South Carolina sang a fabulous rendition of Led Zeppelin's classic "Whole Lotta Love" and it helped to keep her out of the dread...

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Funny story: American Idol's Erika Van Pelt Goes From Being A Blonde To A Brunette And Ends Up Getting Sent Home

American Idol's Erika Van Pelt Goes From Being A Blonde To A Brunette And Ends Up Getting Sent Home

HOLLYWOOD - This week's edition of American Idol saw two males and one female in the dreaded Bottom 3. Heejun "The Class Clown" Han and Deandre "The Hair" Brackensick were the two guys and Erika "The Makeover" Van Pelt was the lone female. Dea...

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Funny story: Three Blondes Find Themselves Sadly Silently Sitting In American Idol's "Bottom 3"

Three Blondes Find Themselves Sadly Silently Sitting In American Idol's "Bottom 3"

HOLLYWOOD - After starting off with over 100,000 contestants, American Idol has now whittled that number down to the Top 10. And this week's "Bottom 3" found three blondes sitting in the dreaded "Bottom 3" stools. South Carolina's Elise "Estrog...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Says American Idol's Joshua Ledet's Performance Is One of American Idol's Best Ever

Jennifer Lopez Says American Idol's Joshua Ledet's Performance Is One of American Idol's Best Ever

HOLLYWOOD - The latest edition of American Idol saw several of the contestants really bring their "A" game. One of the early on favorites Jessica Sanchez of San Diego did good on the Gloria Estefan song "Don't Cry For Me Tallahassee." Rock and...

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Funny story: American Idol's Gentle Giant, 6-Foot-8-Inch Jermaine Jones, Has Been Disqualified

American Idol's Gentle Giant, 6-Foot-8-Inch Jermaine Jones, Has Been Disqualified

HOLLYWOOD - Last week after Jennifer Lopez' favorite performer Jeremy Rosado was eliminated from American Idol it left twelve AI hopefuls. But an interesting development has developed and now there will actually only be eleven contestants left in...

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Funny story: The American Idol Judges Send Jeremy Rosado Back Home To Florida

The American Idol Judges Send Jeremy Rosado Back Home To Florida

Hollywood - American Idol's Top 13 are now The Top Dozen as the three judge eliminated 19-year-old Jeremy Rosado. Rosado and Elise Testone, 28, of Charleston, South Carolina were the two lowest vote getters. Out of 30 million votes that were cast,...

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Funny story: President Obama, The "First Mama," and The "First Kiddoes" Malia and Sasha Have Picked American Idol's Deandre Brackensick As Their Favorite Contestant

President Obama, The "First Mama," and The "First Kiddoes" Malia and Sasha Have Picked American Idol's Deandre Brackensick As Their Favorite Contestant

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Season 11 of American Idol is down to The Top 13 performers and there is one singer who is sitting on cloud nine. San Jose, California resident Deandre Brackensick, 17, has just learned that the nation's First Family is pulling...

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Funny story: American Idol Eliminates 11 Singers and Whittles It Down To The Top 13

American Idol Eliminates 11 Singers and Whittles It Down To The Top 13

HOLLYWOOD - It was an American Idol night filled with tears, tears, and more tears. And a lot of them came from the beautiful brown eyes of Jennifer Lopez. It is no secret that J.Lo really takes the eliminating of any young singers hard, but on th...

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Funny story: The Executives of American Idol Tell Randy "The Dawg" Jackson To Stop Saying The Word "Yo" So Darn Much

The Executives of American Idol Tell Randy "The Dawg" Jackson To Stop Saying The Word "Yo" So Darn Much

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that by all accounts the executives of American Idol have finally convinced Randy "The Dawg" Jackson to stop using the term "Pitchy," which last season he used an average of 19 times per show. And now, "The Dawg" who boasts...

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Funny story: The Top 12 Girls Perform on American Idol and A 16-Year-Old Blows The Judges and The Audience Away!

The Top 12 Girls Perform on American Idol and A 16-Year-Old Blows The Judges and The Audience Away!

HOLLYWOOD - Twelve female singers took the stage on American Idol's "Girls Night." And when the smoke had cleared, the lights had stop flashing, and the musical instruments had all been silenced, five of the American Idol girl hopefuls stood out.

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Funny story: American Idol's Top 13 Guys Sing Live and Two Get Standing Ovations From The Judges

American Idol's Top 13 Guys Sing Live and Two Get Standing Ovations From The Judges

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Host Ryan Seacrest looked a whole lot better than he did on Sunday evening at The Academy Awards Red Carpet festivities. That night during an interview "Peaches" Seacrest got Bisquick Pancake Mix spilled on him by Admiral...

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Funny story: American Idol's Hollywood Week: Jim Carrey's Daughter Jane Carrey Is One of The First To Be Eliminated

American Idol's Hollywood Week: Jim Carrey's Daughter Jane Carrey Is One of The First To Be Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - Well viewers of American Idol, after having sat through auditions of what seemed to be about 1.3 million hopefuls, have finally gotten past the boring as hell part of the show. Former American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi perhaps said it...

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Funny story: American Idol's Jane Carrey Is Making Daddy Jim Carrey Very Proud

American Idol's Jane Carrey Is Making Daddy Jim Carrey Very Proud

SAN DIEGO - She walked into the American Idol audition room and sang her song becoming perhaps the most famous contestant to ever audition for the reality show. Twenty-four-year-old Jane Carrey is the daughter of Jim Carrey. And the seasoned comed...

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