EARTH, Solar System - It is reported from many reliable sources on this planet, and others, that the planet Earth is quite crowded. In fact, all the good spots are taken, and taken again, and taken again, and taken again.. in wars. Earthlings hav...
BEIJING: The massive earthquake that killed thousands this week was generated by underground detonation of top-secret depopulation weaponry by the People's Republic of China, sources indicate.
Keeping an eye on the unmanaged increase in population of the world, the United Nations has drawn an immediate plan to decrease the world population to the acceptable level in a more systematic and humanistic way.
An internal State Department memo leaked to the press this weekend details plans for increasing the war push in preparation for low crop yields this summer.
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