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NOMOKE, Oregon - Scientists say they have found a giant planet orbiting a distant star. One astronomer figures the planet is five times the mass of Jupiter, at least.
It was confirmed by a coroner that Jar Jar Binks was found dead in a sewer drain on the Planet-spanning city of Coruscant. Toxicology results showed high levels of spice and cocaine in his blood stream. Though the levels were extraordinarily high, it...
Some of the greatest names on the planet are lining up for what is being dubbed ‘the gig to end all gigs' - Dead Aid.
British tradesmen are the worst on the planet - and that's official.
An Odd looking space probe is all set to begin its four-year mission to Saturn - to study the ringed planet and the many moons that move under its influence and to determine if there are any decent beaches.
Around 65 million years ago the mighty Dinosaur ruled planet Earth. Their sheer size and ferocity made their removal unthinkable. There wasn't anything or anyone, who could challenge them physically or, at that time, mentally.
Approximately 160 million years before that, another group of Dinosaurs had roamed the planet and disappeared albeit without the same level of dominance.
HALLMARK, Idaho - The planet Venus will cross the sun's path in dramatic fashion next week. It is a sight not witnessed by earthlings for more than a century. And, the last remaining witness of the event, Irma Milkwanderer, died recently of a rar...
SCRIMBAD, Miss. -- A recent report indicated that after 15 years of intense study, "the world's most prolific planet-hunting team has found the planetary system that most reminds them of our own home solar system. The discovery boosts hopes for f...
In another press conference held by Mars, the red planet adamantly defended its hunger to a crowd of shocked and upset reporters.
A recent Swedish study has revealed that oxygen use is on the rise on this planet, a potentially dangerous trend if left unmonitored.
The world was in shock, and fears of global collapse and armageddon circled the planet after it was learned that motivational guru Tony Robbins was getting lazy.
Arsenal footballer Martin Keown has landed a cameo role in the new Planet of the Apes film, set for release late next year.
The Zexandroogs, a group of grey-class aliens from the planet Zexandroogentopiaberg, refused to give a routine anal probing to an abductee on Monday because of his "unhygienic nature".
LAWRENCE, MI--Victor Temenci of Layfette research facilities has new, unsubstantiated proof that Ghosts in their respective entirety, never have existed at all on this planet. Sighting several distinguished examples of perceptible ghostly behavior t...
The Guiness Company today confirmed that actor and girl look-a-like Orlando Bloom has now been interviewed by every journalist living on the planet today.
Scientists in American lab, Hetherow in Cleveland, have discovered a new planet orbiting nearby star 'Rando'. The planet, apparently similar to Uranus, is to be named "Polyp".
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