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Funny story: Cooking with Rice

Cooking with Rice

Condi is scouring the planet, looking for the latest new dish. For professionals only. Middle East Ménage...

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Funny story: Planet outside solar system found, debated

Planet outside solar system found, debated

NOMOKE, Oregon - Scientists say they have found a giant planet orbiting a distant star. One astronomer figures the planet is five times the mass of Jupiter, at least.

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Funny story: Jar Jar Binks Found Dead!

Jar Jar Binks Found Dead!

It was confirmed by a coroner that Jar Jar Binks was found dead in a sewer drain on the Planet-spanning city of Coruscant. Toxicology results showed high levels of spice and cocaine in his blood stream. Though the levels were extraordinarily high, it...

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Funny story: Dead Aid Set to Rock the Planet

Dead Aid Set to Rock the Planet

Some of the greatest names on the planet are lining up for what is being dubbed ‘the gig to end all gigs' - Dead Aid.

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Funny story: UK Tradesmen Stink: It's Official!

UK Tradesmen Stink: It's Official!

British tradesmen are the worst on the planet - and that's official.

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Funny story: Odd Looking Space probe set for Saturn orbit

Odd Looking Space probe set for Saturn orbit

An Odd looking space probe is all set to begin its four-year mission to Saturn - to study the ringed planet and the many moons that move under its influence and to determine if there are any decent beaches.

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Funny story: 65 Million Years

65 Million Years

Around 65 million years ago the mighty Dinosaur ruled planet Earth. Their sheer size and ferocity made their removal unthinkable. There wasn't anything or anyone, who could challenge them physically or, at that time, mentally. Approximately 160 million years before that, another group of Dinosaurs had roamed the planet and disappeared albeit without the same level of dominance.

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Funny story: Venus event rare and bright

Venus event rare and bright

HALLMARK, Idaho - The planet Venus will cross the sun's path in dramatic fashion next week. It is a sight not witnessed by earthlings for more than a century. And, the last remaining witness of the event, Irma Milkwanderer, died recently of a rar...

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Funny story: Scientist claims new findings are old hat to him

Scientist claims new findings are old hat to him

SCRIMBAD, Miss. -- A recent report indicated that after 15 years of intense study, "the world's most prolific planet-hunting team has found the planetary system that most reminds them of our own home solar system. The discovery boosts hopes for f...

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Funny story: Mars Still Hungry

Mars Still Hungry

In another press conference held by Mars, the red planet adamantly defended its hunger to a crowd of shocked and upset reporters.

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Funny story: Oxygen Use on the Rise

Oxygen Use on the Rise

A recent Swedish study has revealed that oxygen use is on the rise on this planet, a potentially dangerous trend if left unmonitored.

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Funny story: Global panic after Tony Robbins hits snooze button, goes back to sleep

Global panic after Tony Robbins hits snooze button, goes back to sleep

The world was in shock, and fears of global collapse and armageddon circled the planet after it was learned that motivational guru Tony Robbins was getting lazy.

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Funny story: Keown to star in new Apes film

Keown to star in new Apes film

Arsenal footballer Martin Keown has landed a cameo role in the new Planet of the Apes film, set for release late next year.

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Funny story: Aliens Refuse to Give Foul-Smelling Man Anal Probe

Aliens Refuse to Give Foul-Smelling Man Anal Probe

The Zexandroogs, a group of grey-class aliens from the planet Zexandroogentopiaberg, refused to give a routine anal probing to an abductee on Monday because of his "unhygienic nature".

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Funny story: Ghosts Outright Disproved

Ghosts Outright Disproved

LAWRENCE, MI--Victor Temenci of Layfette research facilities has new, unsubstantiated proof that Ghosts in their respective entirety, never have existed at all on this planet. Sighting several distinguished examples of perceptible ghostly behavior t...

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Funny story: Orlando Bloom interviewed by every journalist alive

Orlando Bloom interviewed by every journalist alive

The Guiness Company today confirmed that actor and girl look-a-like Orlando Bloom has now been interviewed by every journalist living on the planet today.

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Funny story: Scientists discover new planet by using big ears

Scientists discover new planet by using big ears

Scientists in American lab, Hetherow in Cleveland, have discovered a new planet orbiting nearby star 'Rando'. The planet, apparently similar to Uranus, is to be named "Polyp".

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