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Funny story: Sarah Palin Highly Incensed At Her Own Tea Bag Party

Sarah Palin Highly Incensed At Her Own Tea Bag Party

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was sitting out on the porch of her Wasilla home, Casa Moscow, talking to GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater. She told Ms. Wishywater that she was highly incensed that her own Tea Bag Party, a party that she...

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Funny story: Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: I Told 'em Don't Cha Be Messin' With Us Louisiana Cajuns!

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: I Told 'em Don't Cha Be Messin' With Us Louisiana Cajuns!

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson was sitting in his living room watching a rerun of Duck Dynasty with his wife Miss Kay. They had invited Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine to visit with them. Voodoo is the sister of Louisiana stand u...

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Funny story: A&E Announces New Show - "God And Aids"

A&E Announces New Show - "God And Aids"

A&E has made a decision to lift Phil Robertson's "Duck Dynasty" suspension. He will not miss one episode of the controversial program. Robertson got into hot water for praising Jim Crow Laws and comparing gay people to terrorists. He also com...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Agrees To Appear On An Episode of Duck Dynasty

Miley Cyrus Agrees To Appear On An Episode of Duck Dynasty

HOLLYWOOD - The management agency that handles Miley Cyrus has just confirmed that the controversial singer has agreed to guest star on an upcoming episode of the hit cable show Duck Dynasty. Miley spoke with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innu...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Wins!

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Wins!

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson the patriarch of the Duck Dynasty's Robertson family has just announced that A&E has backed down and they have lifted his suspension from the popular television cable show. Robertson sat in his living ro...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Cancelled! A&E Introduces New Reality Show

Duck Dynasty Cancelled! A&E Introduces New Reality Show

New York City - Amid the controversy surrounding Phil Robertson and the reality show, Duck Dynasty on A&E, the network has decided to pull the plug on the once popular series in favor of a replacement that lead executives say will have less poult...

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Funny story: The KKK Will Hold A Parade To Protest The Suspension of Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson

The KKK Will Hold A Parade To Protest The Suspension of Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson

TUCSON, Arizona - The national chapter of the Ku Klux Klan has just announced that they are planning a protest parade to take place in West Monroe, Louisiana, home of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family. The parade will be held to protest the suspensi...

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Funny story: Genesis 2: The Duck Dynasty Family Bible

Genesis 2: The Duck Dynasty Family Bible

And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him someone to hang out with. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them. Adam didn't call them anything, but instead began to shoot them. God shook his head and rolled his eyes. And the LORD God go...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Has Agreed To Ride On Cracker Barrel's Tournament of Roses Parade Float

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Has Agreed To Ride On Cracker Barrel's Tournament of Roses Parade Float

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - After being on Cracker Barrel's persona non grata list for about a day, things have suddenly flip-flopped for Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson. The bearded duck call inventor has just stated that he spoke to an attorn...

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Funny story: The Duck Dynasty Clan Offered A Job Touring With America's Biggest Carnival

The Duck Dynasty Clan Offered A Job Touring With America's Biggest Carnival

WATERLOO, Iowa - The Iowa based Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival is the oldest and largest in the United States. The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency stated that it is even older that The Buffalo Jeffrey & Chief...

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Funny story: The Arizona Cardinals Upset The Seattle Seahawks 17-10

The Arizona Cardinals Upset The Seattle Seahawks 17-10

SEATTLE - The crowd at CenturyLink Field in Seattle was not a happy one as the final seconds tipped off and their Seattle Seahawks lost to the Arizona Cardinals 17-10. The Seahawks record now stands at 12-3, but as Seattle wide receiver Golden Tat...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Says If Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Wasn't Married She'd Be All Over Him Like Mustard On A Hot Dog Wiener

Chelsea Handler Says If Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Wasn't Married She'd Be All Over Him Like Mustard On A Hot Dog Wiener

LOS ANGELES - The host of Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler has reportedly told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that she loves a man with a big beard like the one Phil Robertson has. Handler, who has a reputation of getting around in the hok...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Contemplating Running For The U.S. Senate

Megyn Kelly Contemplating Running For The U.S. Senate

NEW YORK CITY - Megyn Kelly, host of the FOX News program The Kelly File has dropped a hint to an unnamed source at FOX that she is seriously thinking about running for the U.S. Senate from New York. Kelly stirred up a hornets nest when she recent...

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Funny story: Lots Of Other Networks Want Duck Dynasty

Lots Of Other Networks Want Duck Dynasty

Several television networks are telling A&E Network that if they decide to drop the Duck Dynasty show, they are willing to pick it up. They might even get into a bidding war. One story out is that Merrill Sport, owner of the Christian-affi...

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Funny story: San Francisco Drops The Duck Dynasty Program

San Francisco Drops The Duck Dynasty Program

SAN FRANCISCO - A spokesperson representing the San Francisco City Council has just stated that effective immediately the local television station that had been carrying the cable hit show, Duck Dynasty has stated that they are dropping the show.

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Funny story: GLAAD Just Totally Got Ducked!

GLAAD Just Totally Got Ducked!

Earlier this week Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson was suspended by A&E due to comments he made in a GQ interview. The star of Duck Dynasty was quoted saying that he compared homosexuality to bestiality and that gays have bought a one way ticket to...

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Funny story: Drunkards Weighing In On 'Duck Dynasty' Debacle

Drunkards Weighing In On 'Duck Dynasty' Debacle

SARASOTA, FL - From his cardboard box at the corner of Lemon St. & Main., homeless drunkard Carlton Pennyfeather III(esquire) voiced his concerns regarding statements made earlier this week by 'Duck Dynasty' star Phil Robertson. "I mean who...

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