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Funny story: Plastic surgery is going to the dogs

Plastic surgery is going to the dogs

Plastic surgery for dogs is the hottest thing in Hollywood right now, and many practitioners are struggling to keep up. Not so Dr Michael Sag, a leading plastic surgeon who predicted the trend over a decade ago and runs the wildly successful Canine...

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Funny story: Congress To Pass 'Stop Pet Piracy Act'

Congress To Pass 'Stop Pet Piracy Act'

With its failed attempt to pass "Stop Online Piracy Act" (SOPA), Congress has decided to wait on attacking the pirates on the internet and moved its attention onto the pets who pirate sounds from the entertainment industry. "Pets have been quotin...

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Funny story: Study shows the things that people are thankful for is markedly different across gender lines

Study shows the things that people are thankful for is markedly different across gender lines

HARFOLD, Vt.--In a study released today by Harfold State College, researchers found that the things for which college students are thankful this holiday season depend greatly on gender. Of all women interviewed, 72.3% are thankful for their famil...

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Funny story: New TV pet therapist claims psychic bond to animals

New TV pet therapist claims psychic bond to animals

The Pet Netwerk is starting a new show called, "Dr Horney Pet Therapist". The show centers around Dr Horney who claims he can analyze and treat neurotic, unhappy animals and make them better. The "call in" show utilizes internet technology so the...

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Funny story: Cows Are Now Being Kept In People's Flats

Cows Are Now Being Kept In People's Flats

Around a million families in Britain are now thought to be keeping cows in their flats so they won't have to spend money buying dairy by-products from expensive supermarkets. Some councils are warning that the practice of keeping a cow in a flat...

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Funny story: Blue Peter Dog Laid To Rest

Blue Peter Dog Laid To Rest

Blue Peter dog Lucy has finally been laid to rest after lying in state in BBC centre reception since her sudden death on April 4th. The 13 year old golden retriever was one of the most famous pets ever and she has been buried in the BBC garden alo...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber has a new pet goldfish

Justin Bieber has a new pet goldfish

Justin has never been allowed to have a pet as his mother always said that SHE would be the one doing all the cleaning up after it etc. so imagine Justin's surprise when he arrived home in Stratford, Ontario last Tuesday, to find his wish had at last...

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Funny story: Dog Whisperer To Film Bubonic Plague PSA

Dog Whisperer To Film Bubonic Plague PSA

In attempt to stave off worldwide pandemic, Cesar Milan will begin filming a public service announcement (PSA) warning of the dangers of getting too close to your pet. The PSA is in response to a recent report from the University of California,...

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Funny story: Lady and The Tramp Slam Humans

Lady and The Tramp Slam Humans

Lady, cinema's famous Cocker Spaniel and international pet advocate, has weighed into the recent research findings that humans who sleep with their pets can catch their diseases. Flanked by her rascally consort, Tramp, the voluptuous canine pant...

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Funny story: Comprehensive Cat Owners Manual

Comprehensive Cat Owners Manual

Due to the large amount of mail recieved by the Spoof Gazette, about Cat problems, today we publish this anonymous guide sent in by a reader. Cat User's Manual For all computer geeks out there! CAT v.6.1b: Completely Autonomous Tester, Manufactured by MOMCAT (Maker of Many CATs) User Installation & Maintenance Documentation Features: User Friendly Low Power CPU Self Portable...

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Funny story: Tabby Cat has been summoned to do jury service in the United States

Tabby Cat has been summoned to do jury service in the United States

Suffolk Superior Crown Court, Boston, United States: Only in America, the land of the free and the brave, would a Tabby Cat be been summoned to do jury service. In compliance with the US judicial system website, jurors are "not expected to speak...

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Funny story: Meerkats Make Crap Pets

Meerkats Make Crap Pets

A leading veterinarian today urged the public - via his website - not to buy meerkats as pets, mainly because they're a massive pain in the arse in real life. The problem arises from the popularity of TV shows such as Meerkat Manor, and ad campaig...

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Funny story: Joy in Beverly Hills As Suri Reunites with Katie & Tom Cruise & Drops Acrimonious Divorce Suit In Exchange for Extravagent Christmas Presents!

Joy in Beverly Hills As Suri Reunites with Katie & Tom Cruise & Drops Acrimonious Divorce Suit In Exchange for Extravagent Christmas Presents!

Hundreds of Follywood stars who collect children like Mike Vick used to collect pet dogs, breathed a sigh of relief today as Suri Holmes-Cruise dropped her divorce suit seeking separate maintenance and 'her own life' that could have set a dangerous...

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Funny story: Psychic Pets Hypnotize Owners

Psychic Pets Hypnotize Owners

UCLA has done a study that has reveals, domesticated pets are controlling their owners through telepathic manipulation. Ever find yourself taking the dog out for a walk, when it's the last thing you were intending to do? Ever find yourself petting...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Takes Her New Pygmy Hippo Shopping

Paris Hilton Takes Her New Pygmy Hippo Shopping

Filthy-rich dumb blonde celebutante Paris Hilton took her new Pygmy Hippo to the shops with her yesterday, writes Sarah N Ghetty, Big Game Correspondent. It's been all work and no play of late for errant brain-free but dollar-spinning peroxide bim...

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Funny story: Dogs are not mans best friends, crocs are (as long as they're well fed)!

Dogs are not mans best friends, crocs are (as long as they're well fed)!

A Costa Rican man has proven that dogs are not man's best friend, crocs are and doggies should be replaced by them. Albeit, man should not abandon their woof, woofs, that's cruel, instead they should just feed them to the crocs. There is one sligh...

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Funny story: Don't mess with Jack the Parrot, otherwise you'll get your face pecked in!

Don't mess with Jack the Parrot, otherwise you'll get your face pecked in!

Coventry, England: A City known for its diva, the Lady Godiva, comes a new 'i-con', Jack the Parrot! Known for his razor sharp beak and very sharp talons, he will go berseck. Three gangsters had the pleasure of being pecked and clawed hard, when...

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