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Funny story: Paula Abdul Calls Up The American Idol Producers And Begs Them To Let Her Replace Ellen DeGeneres

Paula Abdul Calls Up The American Idol Producers And Begs Them To Let Her Replace Ellen DeGeneres

BEVERLY HILLS - Paula Abdul had just returned from shopping on Rodeo Drive when she stopped to talk to her long time landscaper Vicente Relampago, Jr. Vicente asked her if now that Ellen DeGeneres had been fired if she would be getting her old job...

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Funny story: Idolatry: Simon sacked means show tanks, turns out viewers prefer washed-up singers and vicious crypto-gay bastards over Ellen DeGeneres on any day ending in 'y'

Idolatry: Simon sacked means show tanks, turns out viewers prefer washed-up singers and vicious crypto-gay bastards over Ellen DeGeneres on any day ending in 'y'

American Idol, American's answer to the War of 1812, is slated for the shute after this season as Simon hits the streets, jobless as the rest of us. This spells disaster for the show, according to Reality TV expert Ivga Fakeboobs of Idol Season 2 fam...

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Funny story: Lee DeWyze Crowned The 2010 American Idol Winner!

Lee DeWyze Crowned The 2010 American Idol Winner!

HOLLYWOOD - The Nokia Theater was filled to capacity, in fact the people in the balcony were sitting two to a seat, which is legal in California. The American Idol Finale Show ran for 2 hours and 7 minutes. It had 87 commercials, three tons of con...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul, Michelle "The First Mama" Obama, and The Rolling Stones To Appear On The American Idol Finale Show

Paula Abdul, Michelle "The First Mama" Obama, and The Rolling Stones To Appear On The American Idol Finale Show

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of American Idol have just announced that the season's finale which will pit Ohioan Lee DeWyze against the Illinois girl Crystal Bowersox will be one for the books. Simon Shindlebocker, AI producer said that they are stil...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Toe-Tappin' Her Way Back into America's Heart

Paula Abdul Toe-Tappin' Her Way Back into America's Heart

Just when you thought two things: (1) That all the television stations already had their own dance-theme shows; and (2) that Paula Abdul had given up on making a comeback, you get the news that both of them are wrong, wrong, wrong. The announcemen...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani Says He Has Got His Hands Full With Kate "Graceless" Gosselin

Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani Says He Has Got His Hands Full With Kate "Graceless" Gosselin

LOS ANGELES - Kate Gosselin's professional dance partner on Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani has flat out come out and said that he has certainly got his hands full this year with the star of the former reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8. Tony r...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Says That Her American Idol Replacement Ellen DeGeneres Will Be Fired!

Paula Abdul Says That Her American Idol Replacement Ellen DeGeneres Will Be Fired!

HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas - Former American Idol Judge Paula Abdul was in Hot Springs to do the ribbon cutting honors at the grand opening of Cousin Cooter's Bacon Curing Shop and Tattoo Parlor. Abdul told the assembled crowd of 52, or so that she had...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul dirty dancing with John Travolta?

Paula Abdul dirty dancing with John Travolta?

Paula will love to dance - especially to the tune of one million dollars. This talented little lady is good at no matter what she does and now she can prove her talents for dancing. When she joins "dancing with the stars" she will be paired with...

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Funny story: Paula wants Simon to be her Partner

Paula wants Simon to be her Partner

Paul Abdul offered big bucks to -do what comes naturally. Dancing with the stars wants Abdul to be in their high profile production. The offer is said to be one million dollars. Paula is pondering the productions offer and says, "I'll be happy t...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Forgets She Was Fired - Shows Up At American Idol Auditions In Boston

Paula Abdul Forgets She Was Fired - Shows Up At American Idol Auditions In Boston

BOSTON - Paula "Touchdown" Abdul apparently forgot that she had been fired several months ago and showed up at American Idol's first audition show of the new season. American Idol's director Bernie Sinclair saw Paula walk into the hotel where the...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Found Wandering Listlessly At A Mall In Tarzana

Paula Abdul Found Wandering Listlessly At A Mall In Tarzana

TARZANA - Paula Abdul, the ex-American Idol judge who was fired because she was offered $10 million and she wanted $20 million was spotted wandering around listlessly at Tarzana's Orange Seeds Mall. Abdul was dressed in a Los Angeles Lakers halter...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Invited To Dinner At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Invited To Dinner At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

BEVERLY HILLS - Hugh Hefner, the chief creative officer of Playboy Enterprises threw an $800,000 sit down dinner at his Playboy Mansion in honor of the stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart. The 20 guests were t...

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Funny story: American Idol's Randy Jackson Enters Rehab

American Idol's Randy Jackson Enters Rehab

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Randy Jackson has voluntarily entered into a rehab program. The African-American-looking AI judge has reportedly checked himself into The Woody Allen Rehab Clinic For The Compulsively Obsessive Obsessed in Tarzana,...

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Funny story: It's Official - Ellen DeGeneres Is The New American Idol Judge

It's Official - Ellen DeGeneres Is The New American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Paula who? The producers of the number one show on American television have just signed day time talk show host Ellen DeGeneres to take Paula "I Want $20 Mil" Abdul's place. American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker, 53, said that the...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Hires Paula Abdul and Tatiana Del Toro To Be Her Backup Singers

Britney Spears Hires Paula Abdul and Tatiana Del Toro To Be Her Backup Singers

NEW YORK CITY - Britney Spears who is currently on her world-wide Circus Tour has just announced in Rolling Stone Magazine that she has hired Paula Abdul and Tatiana Del Toro to be her new backup singers. Spears said that she has spoken to both wo...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Opens Up About Paula Abdul

Simon Cowell Opens Up About Paula Abdul

LOS ANGELES, CA - Simon Cowell said in an interview today that the chemistry is different now between judges with even-less-talented former Spice Girl Victoria "Posh" Beckham guest-judging America's Got Idols in the absence of Paula Abdul. "It's l...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Doesn't Get Ugly Betty Role Due To Demands

Paula Abdul Doesn't Get Ugly Betty Role Due To Demands

Paula Abdul, recently fired by American Idol as a celebrity judge, will not be joining the cast of Ugly Betty like she wanted to. Producers of the hit comedy show said that Abdul's demands removed her from consideration for the part. An assistant...

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