BEVERLY HILLS - Paula Abdul had just returned from shopping on Rodeo Drive when she stopped to talk to her long time landscaper Vicente Relampago, Jr. Vicente asked her if now that Ellen DeGeneres had been fired if she would be getting her old job...
American Idol, American's answer to the War of 1812, is slated for the shute after this season as Simon hits the streets, jobless as the rest of us. This spells disaster for the show, according to Reality TV expert Ivga Fakeboobs of Idol Season 2 fam...
HOLLYWOOD - The Nokia Theater was filled to capacity, in fact the people in the balcony were sitting two to a seat, which is legal in California. The American Idol Finale Show ran for 2 hours and 7 minutes. It had 87 commercials, three tons of con...
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of American Idol have just announced that the season's finale which will pit Ohioan Lee DeWyze against the Illinois girl Crystal Bowersox will be one for the books. Simon Shindlebocker, AI producer said that they are stil...
Just when you thought two things: (1) That all the television stations already had their own dance-theme shows; and (2) that Paula Abdul had given up on making a comeback, you get the news that both of them are wrong, wrong, wrong. The announcemen...
LOS ANGELES - Kate Gosselin's professional dance partner on Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani has flat out come out and said that he has certainly got his hands full this year with the star of the former reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8. Tony r...
HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas - Former American Idol Judge Paula Abdul was in Hot Springs to do the ribbon cutting honors at the grand opening of Cousin Cooter's Bacon Curing Shop and Tattoo Parlor. Abdul told the assembled crowd of 52, or so that she had...
Paula will love to dance - especially to the tune of one million dollars. This talented little lady is good at no matter what she does and now she can prove her talents for dancing. When she joins "dancing with the stars" she will be paired with...
Paul Abdul offered big bucks to -do what comes naturally. Dancing with the stars wants Abdul to be in their high profile production. The offer is said to be one million dollars. Paula is pondering the productions offer and says, "I'll be happy t...
BOSTON - Paula "Touchdown" Abdul apparently forgot that she had been fired several months ago and showed up at American Idol's first audition show of the new season. American Idol's director Bernie Sinclair saw Paula walk into the hotel where the...
TARZANA - Paula Abdul, the ex-American Idol judge who was fired because she was offered $10 million and she wanted $20 million was spotted wandering around listlessly at Tarzana's Orange Seeds Mall. Abdul was dressed in a Los Angeles Lakers halter...
BEVERLY HILLS - Hugh Hefner, the chief creative officer of Playboy Enterprises threw an $800,000 sit down dinner at his Playboy Mansion in honor of the stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart. The 20 guests were t...
HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Randy Jackson has voluntarily entered into a rehab program. The African-American-looking AI judge has reportedly checked himself into The Woody Allen Rehab Clinic For The Compulsively Obsessive Obsessed in Tarzana,...
HOLLYWOOD - Paula who? The producers of the number one show on American television have just signed day time talk show host Ellen DeGeneres to take Paula "I Want $20 Mil" Abdul's place. American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker, 53, said that the...
NEW YORK CITY - Britney Spears who is currently on her world-wide Circus Tour has just announced in Rolling Stone Magazine that she has hired Paula Abdul and Tatiana Del Toro to be her new backup singers. Spears said that she has spoken to both wo...
LOS ANGELES, CA - Simon Cowell said in an interview today that the chemistry is different now between judges with even-less-talented former Spice Girl Victoria "Posh" Beckham guest-judging America's Got Idols in the absence of Paula Abdul. "It's l...
Paula Abdul, recently fired by American Idol as a celebrity judge, will not be joining the cast of Ugly Betty like she wanted to. Producers of the hit comedy show said that Abdul's demands removed her from consideration for the part. An assistant...
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