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Funny story: Madonna falls from horse: Back in game

Madonna falls from horse: Back in game

Hamptons: Madonna is reported to have asked paparazzi to spook the animals so that there is some news and she can steal limelight from Susan Boyle of "Britain got talent" fame. She has been reported sick at the news coverage of the new sensation. She...

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Funny story: Famous person dies, family "devastated"

Famous person dies, family "devastated"

Today we can sensationally reveal that the family of a famous dead person are devastated at their passing. After literally hours of extensive research (mostly conducted in the business lounge at London's Heathrow Airport waiting for the next service...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Demands Spotlight Swing Back To Her

Paris Hilton Demands Spotlight Swing Back To Her

Paris Hilton, the famous hotel chain heiress and Hollywood socialite, has decided that the spotlight has been off of her long enough. In a rant filmed at a New York City nightclub ("The G Spot"), she demanded more attention be paid to her and her ne...

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Funny story: Nude David Hasselhoff Leaves Impression on Florida Beach

Nude David Hasselhoff Leaves Impression on Florida Beach

Following a trend of former popular actors pandering to the paparazzi for publicity, David Hasselhoff was captured on video casually strolling nude on one popular beach in southern Florida. Making no attempt to hide his identity, Hasselhoff reported...

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Funny story: Bill Oddie and Paparazzi to Blame for Aircrash at Heathrow

Bill Oddie and Paparazzi to Blame for Aircrash at Heathrow

Civil Aviation Aircraft Crash Investigators have been closely examining the wreckage of the Boeing 777 airliner which crashed last week narrowly missing 6 lanes of traffic and yet with no fatalities. British airways were quick to preserve the integri...

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Funny story: Britney Spears has Fanny Magnets Grafted in to Attract Papparazzi

Britney Spears has Fanny Magnets Grafted in to Attract Papparazzi

Crumbling former teen pop songstress Britney Spears is reported to be so concerned with the sudden lack of press coverage she is receiving that she has reportedly turned to plastic surgery to enhance her chances of being snapped.

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Funny story: Britney's "embedded" paparazzo: "The casting couch is out like Rock Hudson and yesterday's Kookla, among today's Hollywood celebrity trendsetters."

Britney's "embedded" paparazzo: "The casting couch is out like Rock Hudson and yesterday's Kookla, among today's Hollywood celebrity trendsetters."

Hollywood, California - Sleeping with directors, producers and writers to get a part in Hollywood is out like Rock Hudson and yesterday's Kookla, says Britney's embedded paparazzo, shacking up with a member of the paparazzi just a few feet ou...

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Funny story: George Clooney takes a break from Darfur to reengage his old arch nemesis, the paparazzi; claims to have new evidence they were in the grassy knoll

George Clooney takes a break from Darfur to reengage his old arch nemesis, the paparazzi; claims to have new evidence they were in the grassy knoll

Hollywood, California - Falling just short of comparing the paparazzi to the terrorizing Janjaweed that conduct ruthless murderous raids on refugee camps filled with women and children in Darfur, George Clooney once again reengaged his arch nemesis,...

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Funny story: After Failing With "Save the Dolphins, Save the World," Hayden Panettierre Finds New Cause

After Failing With "Save the Dolphins, Save the World," Hayden Panettierre Finds New Cause

In Japan last week, Heroes actress Hayden Panettierre was unable to save a group of dolphins from becoming dinner. The 18 year old and a group of protestors were beaten back by fishermen with poles and hooks when they tried to save a pod of the inte...

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Funny story: Sun Reporter Stalked by Prince William

Sun Reporter Stalked by Prince William

A photographer for the Sun Newspaper revealed that he was considering taking legal action against Prince William and his on-off girlfriend, Kate Middleton, following a number of incidents that he claimed 'invaded his priv...

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Funny story: L.A. Paparazzi Fail to Photograph David Beckham, Suspect Him of Being a Werewolf

L.A. Paparazzi Fail to Photograph David Beckham, Suspect Him of Being a Werewolf

David Beckham and his family have managed to frustrate the L.A. paparazzi so far. They have tried camping outside his home, his parking spot at the soccer stadium and have even been invited in for breakfast at Beckham's home, but still have faile...

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Funny story: Is Paris Burning?

Is Paris Burning?

MAUI (Hawaii) -- Paris "Paparazzi" Hilton is in Maui scouting sites for her halfway house. However she took time out to don a bikini and do herself a baptism in the surf.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Becomes Mormon -- Marries Paparazzi

Paris Hilton Becomes Mormon -- Marries Paparazzi

LOS ANGELES (LAX) -- In a shock development late today, Paris Hilton, 26, married 482 of the leading paparazzi stalkers in Hollywood, much to the delight of boarding and disembarking airline passengers.

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Funny story: Paparazzi Seek Psycho Help Over Paris

Paparazzi Seek Psycho Help Over Paris

The paparazzi pack is hurting, and hurting bad. Many have sought psychotherapy to help them cope with NPPS -- 'No Paris Photo Syndrome.'...

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Funny story: Paparazzi Shoots Himself...Talks about it

Paparazzi Shoots Himself...Talks about it

Streets of Sunset (Some guy) - "I took 1500 shots of myself last night.." laments paparazzo Hunter S. Flash. "But I just couldn't get myself to drop my pants, bend over and shoot, and send it to Women's Day as Johnny Depp's ass. He's not that hairy."...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...

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Funny story: Harry's Iraq outburst: "F*** 'em I'm Orf!"

Harry's Iraq outburst: "F*** 'em I'm Orf!"

THE Ministry of Defence and Buckingham Palace press offices are filled with red-faced, wheezing, heart-attacks-waiting-to-happen after the truth about the posting to Iraq of up-and-at-em Royal bullet magnet Prince Harry was revealed this week.

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