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Funny story: Female Orgasm: A Myth

Female Orgasm: A Myth

As illusory as an infant's smile and harder to duplicate than a lightning strike, men have tortured themselves and suffered persecution from others for their inability to make their lady love COME. Apparently a San Francisco cult has been established...

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Funny story: Roger Dodgers Family Claims "New" Orgasmic Birth is Old Hat in their Fam

Roger Dodgers Family Claims "New" Orgasmic Birth is Old Hat in their Fam

Orgasmic birth seems to be all the rage with a rash of books and films touting labor and delivery as the height of passionate sex. The din has reached such a peak that women who fail to climax while bring junior into the world are suffering from fear...

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Funny story: GOP - Spot Therapy Offered at Crucial Polling places: Make it GO OFF Like a Roman Candle!

GOP - Spot Therapy Offered at Crucial Polling places: Make it GO OFF Like a Roman Candle!

No one was surprised that Republican Party organizers were giving out Viagra at polling places since they had done that since Bob Dole. When your party has an ageing membership a chicken in every pot just don't cut it anymore. But when a new th...

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Funny story: Nuclear scientists in orgasm over Large Hardon Collider

Nuclear scientists in orgasm over Large Hardon Collider

Leading minds from the world of high-energy physics have gathered for a weeklong orgy under the Swiss Alps, where each is hoping for a Big Bang with their newly installed Large Hardon Collider. "It's better than s to the power x," said one ecstat...

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Funny story: It has a ridgy texture

It has a ridgy texture

As far as orgasm is concerned, women fall under two camps: those who experience orgasm and those who do not. In the glossy magazines, we read that there are some women who never experience orgasms during intercourse. They badly need manual help or oral stimulation to reach their climax. To boost the moral of these females, experts say," welcome to the club", and emphasize that intercourse is s...

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Funny story: Woman has 200 Orgasms a day

Woman has 200 Orgasms a day

Gorgeous Sarah Taylor is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, good vibrations from almost anything. The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, a wolf whistle from an off duty housing officer are all enough to make her go oh...

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Funny story: Rugby player has orgasm in Church again

Rugby player has orgasm in Church again

Religious elders have caused an uproar by criticising rugby player Gavin Henson for having had an orgasm inside Church.

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Funny story: Female Chimps Fake It Too!

Female Chimps Fake It Too!

Chimpologists studying the female chimpanzee sexual response have discovered something truly amazing. The ladies are faking it! After recording literally kilometers of tape of female chimps caught in flagrante delicto, researchers have unanimously co...

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Funny story: Emma Watson experiences first orgasm

Emma Watson experiences first orgasm

Emma Watson, the 18-year-old who played the female temptress Hermione Grange in the Harry Potter movies, excitedly exclaimed to family and friends that she had her first orgasm last night as she was watching television in her room.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Founds Charity to Help the Homeless As Part of Community Service Sentence

Britney Spears Founds Charity to Help the Homeless As Part of Community Service Sentence

After her early release from prison a few months back, Britney Spears was ordered to perform 2000 hours of community service. Until now, the only service that she had performed for the world at large was mostly keeping her clothes on and staying out...

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Funny story: Orgasms banned by UK courts

Orgasms banned by UK courts

The entire population of UK was thrown into confusion today when the High Court announced that it considered Orgasms illegal. The news was all the more perplexing following the

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Funny story: European Commission issues new definition of an orgasm

European Commission issues new definition of an orgasm

The European Commission is working on a new directive to define a female orgasm after numerous reports of fake orgasms appearing throughout the continent.

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Funny story: Shot Recipies You Gotta Try!

Shot Recipies You Gotta Try!

Sex on the Beach? A Blow Job? A Buttery Nipple? An Orgasm?...

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Funny story: Bush Suffers Near-Fatal Orgasm

Bush Suffers Near-Fatal Orgasm

President George W. Bush suffered a near-fatal orgasm this afternoon while attending to his duties in the Oval Office, according to doctors who are treating him.

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Funny story: Orgasm transplants: China issues new rules

Orgasm transplants: China issues new rules

Beijing - (ReUterus): New regulations governing human orgasm transplants have been issued by the Chinese government according to state media reports.

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