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Funny story: Jacko Seen Lurking Near Octuplets

Jacko Seen Lurking Near Octuplets

Nowhere CA -- Former King of Pop, Micheal (Jacko) Jackson, has been seen hanging around the hospital floor where the famous octuplets were born last week. The bizarrely dressed Jacko "looked like something from Night of the Living Dead." according t...

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Funny story: Story of Octupletes' Mom inspires changes to "The Bachelor" TV show; next season to feature simply a canister of frozen Sperm, say producers

Story of Octupletes' Mom inspires changes to "The Bachelor" TV show; next season to feature simply a canister of frozen Sperm, say producers

Hollywood, California - Made deaf, dumb and apparently blind by the ticking away of their biological clocks, women bent on waiting so long for Mr. Right to come along that they let all the sand in their egg timer run out have once again allowed produ...

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Funny story: Jolie To Star in "The Octuplet's Mom" Movie

Jolie To Star in "The Octuplet's Mom" Movie

LOS ANGELES, California - Angelina Jolie has been signed to star in the new movie "The Octuplet's Mom." Jolie will portray the California Super Mom who recently gave birth to octuplets in Kaiser Permanente Hospital in Bellflower, California. T...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres And Her Wife To Adopt Octuplets

Ellen DeGeneres And Her Wife To Adopt Octuplets

BEVERLY HILLS, California - In a surprising move, talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, 51, has announced that she and Mrs. DeGeneres, aka Portia de Rossi, 36, are adopting the famous octuplets. Ellen recently met the octuplets' mother at a local Subway...

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Funny story: Deca-Mom Unveils Plan to Care for Children

Deca-Mom Unveils Plan to Care for Children

Questioning her motives on the recent father-less births of ten children to accompany the previous breeding of octuplets, the world press descended on Nancy Stoopidly to ask some questions in basic math. Before turning to answer the hard questions...

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Funny story: Dr. Octopus's Octuplets gives Spider-Man pause

Dr. Octopus's Octuplets gives Spider-Man pause

New York, New York - In an exclusive with photojournalist, Peter Parker, high above the New York City skyline, Spider-Man sat down outside a window ledge on the 19th floor of a 30 story building for an interview for the Daily Bugle newspaper to talk...

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Funny story: Mother of Octuplets Is Pregnant Again!

Mother of Octuplets Is Pregnant Again!

BELLFLOWER, California - Nadya Suleman, the woman who gave birth to octuplets ten days ago is pregnant. It is amazing. It is unbelievable. But it is true. Ms. Suleman says that she took an EPT test and the results show that she is in fact pregnant...

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Funny story: California Fast Food Chain Names New Breakfast Special After Mom of Octuplets: Egg McMuslim!

California Fast Food Chain Names New Breakfast Special After Mom of Octuplets: Egg McMuslim!

San Francisco, CA/ Fertility Clinic News - A California fast food chain specializing in take out food for illegal aliens on the run, capitalized on the notoriety achieved by Nadya Suleman, the 33 year old unmarried mother of 14, including the recent...

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Funny story: CBS New Reality Show "Arranged Marriages" Debuts with George Obama & Mom of 14!

CBS New Reality Show "Arranged Marriages" Debuts with George Obama & Mom of 14!

Nairobi,Kenya/ SF/CA Combined Reality Show Mess - George Obama was bailed from jail today by Presidential Legal Counsel Greg Craig after his recent detainment for holding one (1) joint, other than his dick, in his shorts after a recent Kenyan pos...

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Funny story: Pelosi Deports California Woman for Having "too many children" !

Pelosi Deports California Woman for Having "too many children" !

San Francisco,CA/ Office of Sexual Promiscuity - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi invoked all her vindictive power today to punish a constituent who recently had Octuplets, adding to her existing family of 6 , by sending her back to Bangladesh. Pelosi cal...

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