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Funny story: Michelle Obummer: her daughters are "picky eaters"

Michelle Obummer: her daughters are "picky eaters"

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- Although Quiznos is blaming its bankruptcy on the chronic economic recession that, starting during the Bush administration, which not only continued but worsened during Barack Obummer's presidency, and on Obummercare, the White...

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Funny story: Snowden: Big Brother is watching every move you make

Snowden: Big Brother is watching every move you make

WHITEWSHINGTON, DC - According to top secret files released by Edward Snowden, the U. S. government plans to tap into employees' computers across the nation and, indeed, around the world, monitoring their every keystroke, telephone call, and emai...

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Funny story: Joe Biden: Obummercare enrollments may miss mark set by administration

Joe Biden: Obummercare enrollments may miss mark set by administration

WHITEWASHNTON, D. C. - On a tour of Starbucks coffeehouses, Joe Biden, President of Vice under Barack Obummer, did something that politicians, especially of his party, seldom, if ever, do: he told the truth. Specifically, he admitted that, des...

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Funny story: President Obama Hints That Some Residents of Panama Could Be Eligible For Obamacare

President Obama Hints That Some Residents of Panama Could Be Eligible For Obamacare

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama sat in the Oval Office talking with his right hand man (or rather left hand man) Vice-President Biden. The two had been talking about the tremendously high-scoring NBA All-Star game in which the Eastern Conferenc...

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Funny story: Younger Pimps Support Obamacare, Gay Marriage

Younger Pimps Support Obamacare, Gay Marriage

A recent Dew research poll has uncovered some surprising results. The annual Pimp Poll, in which 1,000 pimps across the country are asked their opinions on various issues, shows that pimps under the age of 35 lean Democratic and support Obamacare...

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Funny story: Bob Schieffer Interviews Ted Cruz's Ass

Bob Schieffer Interviews Ted Cruz's Ass

Bob Schieffer, on Face the Nation, interviewed Texas Senator Ted Cruz's ass on Sunday. When asked about the government shutdown last fall, Cruz's ass said: "Throughout the government shutdown, I opposed a government shutdown. I said we shouldn't s...

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Funny story: ObamaCare Makes One Ohio Family Very Happy

ObamaCare Makes One Ohio Family Very Happy

The Obama Administration has something to crow about after a report on the effects of ObamaCare yielded some surprising results. "We are delighted to announce that after spending hundreds of millions of dollars, ObamaCare has made one family in O...

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Funny story: Cincinnati Woman Dies After Insurance Refuses to Pay for Inhaler

Cincinnati Woman Dies After Insurance Refuses to Pay for Inhaler

For those with acute or recurring asthma, a steroid inhaler is a real lifesaver. Andrea Barnes of Cincinatti has used a variety of such inhalers for several years. Last month, when she went to get her prescription filled, she was told that the $250...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Family Signs Up For Obamacare!

Duck Dynasty Family Signs Up For Obamacare!

The bearded and possibly inbred Robertson clan from "Duck Dynasty" signed up for Obamacare this morning with little to no trouble, says a family spokesperson. "It took like twenty minutes tops for the whole family!" said distant second cousin Red...

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Funny story: President Obama to Reinvent the Wheel

President Obama to Reinvent the Wheel

Special to TPN - After the resounding success of the Affordable Care Act (aka Obamacare), President Obama has decided to launch a new effort to reinvent the wheel. Leading this initiative will be former U.S. President Jimmy Carter, best known for hav...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Police Stop Obamacare Heroin!

Massachusetts Police Stop Obamacare Heroin!

Massachusetts state police say they've stopped a car carrying 1,250 packets of heroin stamped "Obamacare" and "Kurt Cobain" and arrested the four people inside the car. They sometimes use numbers to show grade of Heroin but we have never seen anyt...

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Funny story: FOX News Outraged That Obamacare Doesn't Cover an Erection That Lasts Over Four Hours

FOX News Outraged That Obamacare Doesn't Cover an Erection That Lasts Over Four Hours

We've all heard the line in commercials for erectile dysfunction: "If you have an erection lasting over four hours, call your physician." But according to Bill O'Rection, of FOX News, don't bother to call Obamacare, which, according to the aging pu...

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Funny story: Secret Solved in Obamacare Breakdown. VP Knockout!

Secret Solved in Obamacare Breakdown. VP Knockout!

Someone in Washington has finally figured out exactly why the Obamacare telephone crashed for so many days. No one will say but look for the President to present this person with a great paying job in Washington or cozy overseas assignment during...

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Funny story: Obama Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey And Then Apologizes For Taking Its Health Insurance Away

Obama Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey And Then Apologizes For Taking Its Health Insurance Away

WASHINGTON, DC - The official thanksgiving turkey, a Mr. Thomas Gobbler, was pardoned by President Obama before the Thanksgiving feast, and then the President, in a surprise announcement, asked forgiveness from Mr. Gobbler for having taken away his h...

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Funny story: The First Dog, Bo, Comes Out Against Obamacare

The First Dog, Bo, Comes Out Against Obamacare

WASHINGTON D.C.- While Thanksgiving is being celebrated across America, President Obama is experiencing yet another scandal in his scandal-plagued second term. The First Dog, Bo --a 5-year old Portuguese Water Dog-- has come out in opposition to...

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Funny story: Old White Guy Magic Responsible for Obamacare Woes

Old White Guy Magic Responsible for Obamacare Woes

As the President jetted to the West coast to refill the party's empty bags of cash before the 2014 election cycle, the White House unrolled a new and previously unheard explanation for the failure of the stumbling health care plan. "It has nothin...

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Funny story: Republicans Finally Come Up With Their Own Health Care Plan For People Poorer Than Themselves.

Republicans Finally Come Up With Their Own Health Care Plan For People Poorer Than Themselves.

The Republicans, after years of doing nothing but bash President Obama's Health Care Act, have at last introduced one of their own. Pooling their vast knowledge of human caring with aid from their endless sources of think tanks they have come up with a master plan to help those who are poorer than themselves and do not have the Congressional Insurance of life that they do: They will fly anyone...

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