The New Zealand public have declared war on ex England rugby captain Will Carling after his disastrous appearance on last night's 'A Question Of Sport', during which he caused a permanent fissure in the hundred year old 'kama te' haka. The evening...
New Zealands's weather is set to improve under the new National Government led by incoming Prime Minister the Rt Honourable John Key MP. The Department of Environment is to use 'Cloud Seeding' a technique the Chinese authorities used successfully...
The New Zealand team claims that the Australians have spiked star batsman Jessie Ryder's beers in order to remove him from the NZ lineup. Ryder has been laid low by a mystery illness causing him diarrhea and vomiting just days ahead of the series...
A secret plan by the England rugby team to perform a Morris dance in full regalia following the All Blacks Haka has been exposed. All Blacks 'spies' spotted the England 15 secretly rehearsing the routine at a derelict warehouse near Twickenham.
The Irish Rugby team will don skirts and tights for a Riverdance spectacular following the All Blacks plans to do an animal sacrifice. Speaking from McGinty's Bar in downtown Dublin,Team spokesman Seamus O'Leary also comfirmed that none other than...
Irish Muslims are outraged at the New Zealand Rugby team's plans to sacrifice a pig during the famous 'Haka' Maori war dance. A spokesman for the Irish Muslim Association Mr Mohammed O'Reilly said 'Tis a crying shame t'be sure for the Prophet to b...
The New Zealand Rugby team the All Blacks is planning a live animal sacrifice as part of its pre-match Haka routine. Gutsy All Black half-back Piri Weepu will perform the blood curdling ritual in front of thousands of spectators at Dublin's Coyne...
Defeated New Zealand Premier "Miss Helen Clark" is to pursue a modelling career following Labour's defeat in the New Zealand General elections last Saturday. A spokesman for Ms Clark confirmed that it was her teeth that have been appearing as heal...
In a bombshell revelation today, it has been revealed that Palin's mom is in fact the nine year Ex Prime Minister of New Zealand, Ms. Helen Clark. The two women, who are remarkably similar in appearance and dress were until recently unaware of the...
Rumours suggest that New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark could be carrying the child of her leading opposition John Key. The national party leader said he was extremely surprised when he heard the news. "It got out of hand. I didn't even know s...
Despite internet rumors to the contrary, the agent for Tom Cruise confirmed that the actor is not dead and did not suffer a fatal fall while mountain climbing in New Zealand. He said that Cruise is in New York City right now with his wife and daught...
In the 1970s New Zealand Comic and song writer Fred Dag often spoke about a Government Level conspiracy to Hoard Oil Reserves in Huge Rubber Bladders.
New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clarke is suing an American novelty teeth supplier for breach of Patent and Forgery.
NEW ZEALAND: England Rugby Union players allegedly assaulted another one of their own squad members in a Auckland hotel room, according to a statement released today by New Zealand Police.
Lord Lucan, the eccentric English peer who disappeared from the face of the earth after his children's nanny was murdered in 1974, has been found alive and well by Hobbits in New Zealand.
A recent outbreak in Wales of, what was thought to be H5N1 Bird 'Flu, has, in fact, turned out to be rather less sinister, and has mystified Health officials in the area.
A Colossal Squid, frozen after being caught by New Zealand fisherman, is to be thawed out using a giant microwave. This was the first time we as a species have come into contact with a living colossal squid, our response was typically humane.
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