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Funny story: Careless Carling Broke Our Haka

Careless Carling Broke Our Haka

The New Zealand public have declared war on ex England rugby captain Will Carling after his disastrous appearance on last night's 'A Question Of Sport', during which he caused a permanent fissure in the hundred year old 'kama te' haka. The evening...

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Funny story: NZ Weather To Improve Under New Government

NZ Weather To Improve Under New Government

New Zealands's weather is set to improve under the new National Government led by incoming Prime Minister the Rt Honourable John Key MP. The Department of Environment is to use 'Cloud Seeding' a technique the Chinese authorities used successfully...

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Funny story: Australia 'Nobbled' Our Team Allegations by Kiwis

Australia 'Nobbled' Our Team Allegations by Kiwis

The New Zealand team claims that the Australians have spiked star batsman Jessie Ryder's beers in order to remove him from the NZ lineup. Ryder has been laid low by a mystery illness causing him diarrhea and vomiting just days ahead of the series...

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Funny story: English Team's Morris Dance Plans Exposed

English Team's Morris Dance Plans Exposed

A secret plan by the England rugby team to perform a Morris dance in full regalia following the All Blacks Haka has been exposed. All Blacks 'spies' spotted the England 15 secretly rehearsing the routine at a derelict warehouse near Twickenham.

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Funny story: Irish Team to Respond to Haka with Riverdance Spectacular

Irish Team to Respond to Haka with Riverdance Spectacular

The Irish Rugby team will don skirts and tights for a Riverdance spectacular following the All Blacks plans to do an animal sacrifice. Speaking from McGinty's Bar in downtown Dublin,Team spokesman Seamus O'Leary also comfirmed that none other than...

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Funny story: Irish Muslims protest All Blacks pig Sacrifice

Irish Muslims protest All Blacks pig Sacrifice

Irish Muslims are outraged at the New Zealand Rugby team's plans to sacrifice a pig during the famous 'Haka' Maori war dance. A spokesman for the Irish Muslim Association Mr Mohammed O'Reilly said 'Tis a crying shame t'be sure for the Prophet to b...

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Funny story: All Blacks to Sacrifice Live Pig against Irish

All Blacks to Sacrifice Live Pig against Irish

The New Zealand Rugby team the All Blacks is planning a live animal sacrifice as part of its pre-match Haka routine. Gutsy All Black half-back Piri Weepu will perform the blood curdling ritual in front of thousands of spectators at Dublin's Coyne...

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Funny story: Ousted New Zealand PM to take up Modelling

Ousted New Zealand PM to take up Modelling

Defeated New Zealand Premier "Miss Helen Clark" is to pursue a modelling career following Labour's defeat in the New Zealand General elections last Saturday. A spokesman for Ms Clark confirmed that it was her teeth that have been appearing as heal...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Mom is (ex) New Zealand PM !

Sarah Palin's Mom is (ex) New Zealand PM !

In a bombshell revelation today, it has been revealed that Palin's mom is in fact the nine year Ex Prime Minister of New Zealand, Ms. Helen Clark. The two women, who are remarkably similar in appearance and dress were until recently unaware of the...

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Funny story: Helen Clark Pregnant?

Helen Clark Pregnant?

Rumours suggest that New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark could be carrying the child of her leading opposition John Key. The national party leader said he was extremely surprised when he heard the news. "It got out of hand. I didn't even know s...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Is Not Dead, Despite Internet Rumors

Tom Cruise Is Not Dead, Despite Internet Rumors

Despite internet rumors to the contrary, the agent for Tom Cruise confirmed that the actor is not dead and did not suffer a fatal fall while mountain climbing in New Zealand. He said that Cruise is in New York City right now with his wife and daught...

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Funny story: Huge Oil Reserves Discovered Deep off New Zealand's South Eastern Coast

Huge Oil Reserves Discovered Deep off New Zealand's South Eastern Coast

In the 1970s New Zealand Comic and song writer Fred Dag often spoke about a Government Level conspiracy to Hoard Oil Reserves in Huge Rubber Bladders.

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Funny story: NZ PM Helen Clarke Sues over Bad Teeth

NZ PM Helen Clarke Sues over Bad Teeth

New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clarke is suing an American novelty teeth supplier for breach of Patent and Forgery.

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Funny story: England Rugby Union Players Assaulted One Of Their Own, Claim Police

England Rugby Union Players Assaulted One Of Their Own, Claim Police

NEW ZEALAND: England Rugby Union players allegedly assaulted another one of their own squad members in a Auckland hotel room, according to a statement released today by New Zealand Police.

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Funny story: Lord Lucan Found 'Sitting On A Log" By Hobbits In New Zealand

Lord Lucan Found 'Sitting On A Log" By Hobbits In New Zealand

Lord Lucan, the eccentric English peer who disappeared from the face of the earth after his children's nanny was murdered in 1974, has been found alive and well by Hobbits in New Zealand.

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Funny story: Sheep 'Flu Epidemic Is Sweeping The Welsh Valleys

Sheep 'Flu Epidemic Is Sweeping The Welsh Valleys

A recent outbreak in Wales of, what was thought to be H5N1 Bird 'Flu, has, in fact, turned out to be rather less sinister, and has mystified Health officials in the area.

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Funny story: Microwave Planned for Giant, Frozen Squid. If Unsuccessful - Colossal Calamari - Deep Sea, Deep Fried

Microwave Planned for Giant, Frozen Squid. If Unsuccessful - Colossal Calamari - Deep Sea, Deep Fried

A Colossal Squid, frozen after being caught by New Zealand fisherman, is to be thawed out using a giant microwave. This was the first time we as a species have come into contact with a living colossal squid, our response was typically humane.

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