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Funny story: Naomi Campbell claims "I Didn't Do It"

Naomi Campbell claims "I Didn't Do It"

Naomi Campbell some call her a super model others might call her a super slapper has allegedly slapped her chauffeur while he was driving in New York. The Driver Miodrag Mejdina claims Campbell punched and slapped him from the back seat as he dro...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Operation a Complete Failure

Naomi Campbell Operation a Complete Failure

Despite press reports to the contrary, the recent operation undergone by former prisoner Naomi Campbell was a total failure.

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe and Naomi Campbell: Team BA or BS?

Daniel Radcliffe and Naomi Campbell: Team BA or BS?

As you already know Daniel Radcliffe was been named celebrity spokesperson for British Airways (BA) immediately after the Terminal 5 meltdown. Willy Wonka (BA CEO) has announced a new publicity alliance today.

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell punches pensioner

Naomi Campbell punches pensioner

Supermodel and skank Naomi Campbell has been arrested after she assaulted a 94 year old man who walked past her in the street.

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Donates Her Heart, Kidneys and All Her Money to Charity

Naomi Campbell Donates Her Heart, Kidneys and All Her Money to Charity

(London, England) Naomi Campbell was released from jail today and shocked the world. She announced her plan to donate all her belongings, including internal organs, to charities around the world. The spiritual conversion came after a long night of s...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell in T5 police punch-up

Naomi Campbell in T5 police punch-up

Heathrow - (Terminal Mess): Sultry supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow Airport today after a feisty police punch-up.

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell checks in for a Brazilian

Naomi Campbell checks in for a Brazilian

Sao Paulo - (Vagus Nerve Mess): Supermodel Naomi Campbell has flown in to Brazil for a clitoris transplant. Reports from Sao Paulo state her own little pinkie recently fell off from too much crack-fueled wear and tear.

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez: "Camilla is a hairy slag, Diana ain't dead & Britney is a model Mom"

Hugo Chavez: "Camilla is a hairy slag, Diana ain't dead & Britney is a model Mom"

Caracas, Venezuela - (Crackpot Mess): In a departure from his customary rant about Global Piss Process leaders Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has spoken to GQ Magazine's roving editor Naomi Campbell today about some of the world's...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell is a Dirty, Filthy Scrubber!

Naomi Campbell is a Dirty, Filthy Scrubber!

In her first interview since completing her community service, Naomi Campbell has revealed that her PR people have told her that the experience was a humbling one.

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Funny story: Naomi's Charity Auction Dress Stinker

Naomi's Charity Auction Dress Stinker

Naomi Campbell has said that she will auction off her jail bird clothes that she wore in prison after the alleged murder of her unborn maid. Any sweaty patches around the gusset will be removed and auctioned at a special celebrity excreta night for C...

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Funny story: Bush to pardon Naomi, hire her as Shia Law stoning instructor

Bush to pardon Naomi, hire her as Shia Law stoning instructor

New York - (Ass Press): Naomi Campbell has personally petitioned President Bush for a full pardon ahead of her cruel and unusual sentence of working as a scrubber for the New York Sanitation Department starting on Monday.

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Throwing a Tantrum

Naomi Campbell Throwing a Tantrum

Just because you were called fat does not mean you need to be nasty to your help!! So it seems that if you are blessed with good looks and have a shit load of money, you can do almost anything you like as well as lack good manners. Even Britney did not stoop that low. Come on Naomi - have a phone! Phones are for chatting on - they were not designed for throwing!! How old are you? TWO?

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Funny story: Naomi wipes the floor with judge's verdict

Naomi wipes the floor with judge's verdict

New York - (Rotters): Supermodel Naomi Campbell will begin her community service sentence on 19th March by working as a scrubber at a Lower East Side warehouse for the New York Sanitation Department.

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell will wear Versace boilersuit when scrubbing New York urinals

Naomi Campbell will wear Versace boilersuit when scrubbing New York urinals

Supermodel, Naomi Campbell, has told fashion magazine 'Fagwatch' that she will be sporting the new Versace Boilersuit range whilst carrying out her scrubber duties at a New York methadone clinic's urinal.

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell ordered to train with Olympic shot put team

Naomi Campbell ordered to train with Olympic shot put team

New York - (Rioters): Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been sentenced to 50 hours training with the US Women's Olympic shot put team after Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Robert Mandelbaum praised her steely determination to hurl a variety of project...

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Funny story: Crowe and Campbell to create world's most violent child

Crowe and Campbell to create world's most violent child

RUSSELL Crowe and Naomi Campbell are set to have a baby in a bid to create the world's most violent human being.

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