New York - A special police task force swooped down on Wall Street this morning to arrest hundreds of investment and high-finance executives accused of defrauding and possibly destroying the world's economic system. But the cops were distracted by...
Michael Bloomberg, The King of New York, has warned city smokers they should expect to be "shot to death, soon." The former Republican, Democrat, Independant & Life Time Twat is ready to impose greater restrictions on smokers after "thinking h...
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has shot another person in the face, this time as the honorary starter for the New York Marathon Special Olympics. Cheney had asked if he could bring his own starting gun and had agreed to not actually fire the gu...
Mayor Bloomberg's news conference on the flu Tuesday was interrupted by several sneezes and coughs - including one big coughing spell and grunting he faked. The mayor was counseling against too much handshaking, even as he downplayed the threat.
New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg has announced that Bill Clinton will have the honor of pushing the button that lowers the Times Square New Year's Eve Ball again next New Year's Eve. According to CBS News, next year's ball "could once again double th...
Now that Mayor Mike Bloomberg is nearing the end of his eight years in office, rumor is that he's decided not to leave, although term limit laws prevent him from running for another term next year. "He's like a guest who overstays his welcome,"...
New York Mayor Micheal Bloomberg today said "fuck it" and announced that he had an extramarital affair.
David Cameron was reportedly embarrassed after New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg's "funny man" routine at the Tory party conference at Blackpool. The Mayor arrived in a jester's hat...
NEW YORK - Forbes magazine recently identified New York City mayor and potential 2008 independent US presidential candidate, Michael 'Daddy Warbucks' Bloomberg, as having a net worth of 5.5 billion dollars.
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg withdrew from the Republican Party yesterday causing the unsatisfied Party to slam its palm on the headboard, fumble in the nightstand for batteries, and disappear into the bathroom.
Michael Bloomberg says he's not running for President, yet he continues to maintain a high profile in policy matters. In his latest step, the New York City Mayor is working hard on his Solid Waste Management Plan (SWAMP) for handling garbage.
Bill Gates continues to deny rumors that he will enter the 2008 race for President. Earlier hints that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg might run prompted speculation that Gates would enter the race.
New York---Michael Bloomberg, the richest politician running for the all powerful and all consuming job of Mayor of New York City, has proposed buying City Hall and giving it away to what he considers a worthwhile, charitable group, possibly includin...
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg took his quest to host the 2012 Olympic Games to Accra, Ghana in a vainglory effort to convince a group of twenty poor, harried, unsympathetic International Olympic officials why the Richest City in the World des...
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