London - (Lurid Ass Mess): One of Max Mosley's hookers has told reporters about a subterranean Colditz-style playpen that the seedy old fascist has installed in his Pratts Bottom country home in Bedfordshire.
Buckingham Palace - (Lurid Ass Mess): "Grandma should give him a gong," Prince Harry laughed today as UK tabloids continued to rip into daft Nazi S&M orgy fan Max Mosley.
London - (Lurid Ass Mess): FIA CEO Max Mosley has hit back at German motorcar manufacturers, flaming an already seething tabloid war about his Nazi S&M orgy which has so enlivened the F1 sport.
FIA President and all round nice guy Max Mosely sensationally revealed that he is to become a rapper - under the name Maxy M.
Manama, Bahrain - (Lurid Ass Mess): Manama princeling Shaikh Someun Bin Had has banned world motorsport's top S&M Nazi fellater Max Mosley from this weekend's Bahrain Grand Prix.
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