London - (Billionaire's Row Mess): "The state-of-the-art mansion even boasts an electronically operated rubbish store." Anti-Terror Squad Detective Chief Superintendent Dave Knuckleduster said today quoting from the estate agents' blurb. "Reckon t...
London - (Reterus & Ass Mess): The proctologist who found a foreign body up the Lockerbie bomber's back passage is operating on Peter Mandelson's suspected brain tumor today. Royal Freak Hospital Prof V Smart said that a Mossad rectal implant...
Tripoli, Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya - (Rioters): "It's August, it's the Leo new moon and it's almost Ramadan," Buckingham Palace Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon commented on the day's Lockerbie bomber release headlines. As many ha...
HMP Greenock - (Big Bang Query Mess): The Queen has lent her personal RAF runabout to Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali al-Meghrahi who was released on George W Bush's compassionate con-servatism grounds from Greenock jail today. The Pan Am 103 bomb...
HMP Greenock, Inverclyde - (Rioters): Scottish Justice Minister Kenny MacAskill is fuming after a Lockerbie Residents Association member threatened to expose Gerry McCann as the Pan Am 103 bomber's accomplice. Abdelbaset Ali al-Meghrahi 'confessed...
The American man responsible for the Lockerbie bombing, when PanAm flight 103 exploded above that Scottish Borders town in 1988 and killed 270 people, will be released from The White House in Washington D.C., USA. Sources close to the guilty man s...
Balmoral, Scotland - (Feast of the Assumption Mess): And it's all over for notorious monarchy hoaxer Mrs Joseph Ratzinger. A frantic late Friday night phone call from Prime Monster Gorgon Brown confirmed the worst: Lockerbie bomber Abdelbase...
HMP Belmarsh - (Jim'll Fix It Mess): A hale and chipper Ronnie Biggs was still partially comatose today after knocking back yet more gallons of prescription Stolly-Bollies*. A five day bender celebrating of his 80th birthday get-out-of-jail card/t...
The 20th anniversary of the Lockerbie Disaster, in which more than 259 passengers perished aboard Pan Am flight 103 high above the Scottish town on 21 December 1988, has, this morning, been marked with a fly-past by the Red Arrows. Eleven resident...
Scotland - (Conspiracy Mess): Lawyers for convicted Libyan Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi have filed a new appeal alleging a key prosecution witness in the Pan Am Flight 103 bombing trial was offered a $2m reward by George W Bush i...
Scotland - (Ass Mess): Saudi Arabia's former ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar is said to be apoplectic with rage as the House of Lords granted the Lockerbie bomber, Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, a second appeal to his 27 year sentence.
Lockerbie - (Ass Mess): Former Saudi ambassador to Washington Prince Bandar framed Libyan intelligence operative Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi for the bombing of the pan Am jet that blew up over Lockerbie in scotland in 1986.
Scotland - (Ass Mess): Newly discovered forensic evidence about the 1986 Pan Am flight which blew up over Lockerbie may exonerate and free the Libyan intelligence officer currently serving a life sentence in prison for a crime that he has always said...
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