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Funny story: Hampstead property developers take Col Gaddafi's son for $16 million ride

Hampstead property developers take Col Gaddafi's son for $16 million ride

London - (Billionaire's Row Mess): "The state-of-the-art mansion even boasts an electronically operated rubbish store." Anti-Terror Squad Detective Chief Superintendent Dave Knuckleduster said today quoting from the estate agents' blurb. "Reckon t...

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Funny story: Lockerbie bomber's bum doctor probes Mandy

Lockerbie bomber's bum doctor probes Mandy

London - (Reterus & Ass Mess): The proctologist who found a foreign body up the Lockerbie bomber's back passage is operating on Peter Mandelson's suspected brain tumor today. Royal Freak Hospital Prof V Smart said that a Mossad rectal implant...

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Funny story: Queen personally sanctioned bomber's Ramadan release

Queen personally sanctioned bomber's Ramadan release

Tripoli, Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya - (Rioters): "It's August, it's the Leo new moon and it's almost Ramadan," Buckingham Palace Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon commented on the day's Lockerbie bomber release headlines. As many ha...

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Funny story: Queen's royal flight chartered as Lockerbie bomber goes Scot-free

Queen's royal flight chartered as Lockerbie bomber goes Scot-free

HMP Greenock - (Big Bang Query Mess): The Queen has lent her personal RAF runabout to Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali al-Meghrahi who was released on George W Bush's compassionate con-servatism grounds from Greenock jail today. The Pan Am 103 bomb...

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Funny story: 'Lockerbie bomber fingers accomplice Gerry McCann' furor

'Lockerbie bomber fingers accomplice Gerry McCann' furor

HMP Greenock, Inverclyde - (Rioters): Scottish Justice Minister Kenny MacAskill is fuming after a Lockerbie Residents Association member threatened to expose Gerry McCann as the Pan Am 103 bomber's accomplice. Abdelbaset Ali al-Meghrahi 'confessed...

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Funny story: Lockerbie bomber 'to be released from The White House'

Lockerbie bomber 'to be released from The White House'

The American man responsible for the Lockerbie bombing, when PanAm flight 103 exploded above that Scottish Borders town in 1988 and killed 270 people, will be released from The White House in Washington D.C., USA. Sources close to the guilty man s...

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Funny story: Queen's near fatal seizure at Lockerbie bomber confession

Queen's near fatal seizure at Lockerbie bomber confession

Balmoral, Scotland - (Feast of the Assumption Mess): And it's all over for notorious monarchy hoaxer Mrs Joseph Ratzinger. A frantic late Friday night phone call from Prime Monster Gorgon Brown confirmed the worst: Lockerbie bomber Abdelbase...

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Funny story: First Ronnie Biggs, then the Lockerbie bomber; will the Yorkshire Ripper be next?

First Ronnie Biggs, then the Lockerbie bomber; will the Yorkshire Ripper be next?

HMP Belmarsh - (Jim'll Fix It Mess): A hale and chipper Ronnie Biggs was still partially comatose today after knocking back yet more gallons of prescription Stolly-Bollies*. A five day bender celebrating of his 80th birthday get-out-of-jail card/t...

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Funny story: Lockerbie 20th Anniversary Marked By Red Arrows Fly-Past

Lockerbie 20th Anniversary Marked By Red Arrows Fly-Past

The 20th anniversary of the Lockerbie Disaster, in which more than 259 passengers perished aboard Pan Am flight 103 high above the Scottish town on 21 December 1988, has, this morning, been marked with a fly-past by the Red Arrows. Eleven resident...

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Funny story: Convicted Lockerbie bomber says Bush framed him

Convicted Lockerbie bomber says Bush framed him

Scotland - (Conspiracy Mess): Lawyers for convicted Libyan Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi have filed a new appeal alleging a key prosecution witness in the Pan Am Flight 103 bombing trial was offered a $2m reward by George W Bush i...

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Funny story: Bandar apoplectic as Lockerbie bomber wins second appeal

Bandar apoplectic as Lockerbie bomber wins second appeal

Scotland - (Ass Mess): Saudi Arabia's former ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar is said to be apoplectic with rage as the House of Lords granted the Lockerbie bomber, Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, a second appeal to his 27 year sentence.

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Funny story: Bandar paid Lockerbie cops to frame witless Libyan Megrahi

Bandar paid Lockerbie cops to frame witless Libyan Megrahi

Lockerbie - (Ass Mess): Former Saudi ambassador to Washington Prince Bandar framed Libyan intelligence operative Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi for the bombing of the pan Am jet that blew up over Lockerbie in scotland in 1986.

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Funny story: Lockerbie bomber could be freed as new evidence points to Bandar

Lockerbie bomber could be freed as new evidence points to Bandar

Scotland - (Ass Mess): Newly discovered forensic evidence about the 1986 Pan Am flight which blew up over Lockerbie may exonerate and free the Libyan intelligence officer currently serving a life sentence in prison for a crime that he has always said...

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