They were all there, the first man who ever did it, now an old wheelchair bound octogenarian, the next few men who walked into various bars in various jokes the world over. The Horse, The Zebra, The two blonds, the twelve inch pianist. The bar was packed with anyone who was anyone in the "A Man Walks Into a Bar" joke world. There have been countless variations on this joke down throughout t...
Many have pondered the question, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' The answer offered most frequently is, 'To get to the other side'. However, it is widely recognized that this answer is incomplete, if not redundant. The answer merely states the...
The world of professional sport was rocked to its very core by the revelation that players and athletes were using "joke shop" style tactics to gain an unfair advantage over their competitors. Dougie Doo, proprietor of Scarborough's Joke Emporium...
A joke recycling company based in Goole have posted record profits following a dramatic upturn in business fuelled by requests from contributors to satirical websites such as theSpoof.com for new angles on old jokes. Managing Director, Squeaky Nut...
An amazing interview with a former staff member of Adolf Hitler, who was in the Berlin bunker to the end, reveals that the Fuhrer was quite a joker, with a fantastic sense of humour who took infantile delight on playing tricks and jokes on staff and...
Sources at the BBC have uncovered, what they say is, evidence that Sir David Jason, the long-time star of shows such as Only Fools And Horses and A Touch Of Frost, is a racist, after he unleashed a torrent of racist abuse and innuendo during a live r...
David Jason today apologised for 'shameful and disgraceful remarks' on the radio, ones that led to a record number of angry complaints to the BBC. 'I hang my head in shame', the Only Fools and Horses star said on Radio 4 today, 'I said things that...
On being told recently that "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit", I decided that it was time to do some investigative journalism, and find out whether or not this is true. After visiting at least two humour sites, I have discovered that it is indeed true; but more than that, I can now definitively list the forms of wit in order. I have discounted "drama", whilst it is lower on the humour stakes...
More top five Obama Jokes: #5 Obama bin Biden? That mate selection by Obama must have been a Freudian slip! #4 Who is better liar, Obama or Clinton? Is it a toss up: Obama lies when he smiles, Clinton lies when his lips move? #3 Should Obama change his first name to Saddam, to get more Muslim votes in Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan and Florida? #2 Hands on knowledge of pork by Sen...
Black Humor: Barack Hussein Obama - President of The United States of A. #5. The additional benefit will be death of Osama Bin Laden, from laughing his behind off. #4. Hillary Clinton asks Supreme Court: Can I marry Obama? Yes you can, but you must divorce Bill first. #3. Why Jew voted for Barack Hussein Obama? He has mistaken Obama Hussein Barack for Kadima Ehud Barack.
Washington, D.C. - George W. Bush disclosed yesterday that his entire presidency was part of an elaborate "gag" concocted by himself and Vice President Al Gore that "just got out of control".
(Washington D.C.) - A spokesman for Dick Cheney today tried to mitigate the reaction to a remark the Vice President made yesterday about the frequency of incest in the American South. Speaking at the National Press Club on Monday, Cheney drew nervou...
A week before Minnesota DFLers choose a U.S. Senate candidate, behind-the-scenes volcanism about a satirical article written eight years ago by candidate Al Franken has erupted into controversy about the nature of humour.
Comedian and show-off Dick Martin, who hosted the popular 1960's comedy show Laugh-In with his partner Dan Rowan, has died at the age of 86.
The now famous, but sometimes politically incorrect and nonetheless extremely funny Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke has been banned in Iran by their president, Havano Dinnajacket.
1. Don't get bogged down with facts or jokes. These will only slow down the pace of your piece. Just re-word a BBC news article.
Your Town - Your Mom, a local mother of you, has been reported as being so overweight that when she turns around eyewitnesses report that the accompanying sound resembles "a truck backing up".
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