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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Confesses How Her "Sex Life" Has Been Improved By Her Recent Weight Gain

Jessica Simpson Confesses How Her "Sex Life" Has Been Improved By Her Recent Weight Gain

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson has revealed for the first time that she can no longer get into the Daisy Duke short shorts that she wore in the 2005 motion picture The Dukes of Hazzard. Simpson, who weighed a svelte 119 pounds when she filmed t...

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Funny story: Everyone Wants To Know About Ke$ha's Awfully Horrible Looking Upper Thigh Bruises

Everyone Wants To Know About Ke$ha's Awfully Horrible Looking Upper Thigh Bruises

PERTH, Australia - The punk rocker known as Ke$ha, with the dollar $ign, performed in Perth and literally rocked the house. She ended up singing her big hit "Tik Tok" a total of six times as the Australian audience kept insisting that they wanted to hear it. Ke$ha dressed in a pair of fishnet stockings, halter top, wash-away tattoos, and no shoes, which has become her signature concert outf...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Have Another Quickie

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Have Another Quickie

It seems that wherever one of these people are performing, the other shows up to "wish them well" and then disappear the next day for their individual careers. "They can't get along with each other for long it seems", claimed a source. "But they s...

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Funny story: John Mayer Defending Anita Baker's Horrendous Rendition of The National Anthem is Like Hirohito Defending Hitler's Nazism

John Mayer Defending Anita Baker's Horrendous Rendition of The National Anthem is Like Hirohito Defending Hitler's Nazism

POLOKWANE, South Africa - John Mayer flew to South Africa to watch the World Cup game between Algeria and Slovenia at Polokwane's Laughing Hyena Stadium. Mayer said that he has been a fan of the Algerian team for the past two years ever since he s...

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Funny story: John Mayer Cancels Tour Due to Terrible Case of Suck

John Mayer Cancels Tour Due to Terrible Case of Suck

Immature Kiss and Tell narcissist and perpetual douchebag John Mayer has canceled several shows in Europe due to illness, according to a posting on his Web site, Guess-who-Im-nailing-now.org Mayer is returning home to the United States, where he w...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Has A Crush On John Mayer

Taylor Swift Has A Crush On John Mayer

EL PASO - Taylor Swift had just finished performing her sold-out concert at El Paso's La Chupacabra Convention Center when she was asked about John Mayer. Swift, quickly tried to change the subject by talking about one of the awards she had recent...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner, Jon Gosselin, John Mayer to Star in new Cameron Movie; "Jilted"

Taylor Lautner, Jon Gosselin, John Mayer to Star in new Cameron Movie; "Jilted"

Riding the success, and monetary benefits from the movie "Avatar", James Cameron's new project will pluck three faces fresh from recent television media hype, who have recently fallen into the throws of a woman scorned. Based on stories surroundin...

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Funny story: John Mayer checks into rehab after breaking down on stage to massive public indifference

John Mayer checks into rehab after breaking down on stage to massive public indifference

John Mayer has voluntarily checked into rehab after it finally dawned on him that the world is not as fascinated with him as Mayer is with himself. The realisation came after yet another attempt to crack the British market left music lovers mystified...

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Funny story: John Mayer Promises He'll Stop Using The 'N' Word, The 'Q' Word, and The 'C' Word

John Mayer Promises He'll Stop Using The 'N' Word, The 'Q' Word, and The 'C' Word

ALTOONA, Pennsylvania - Singer John Mayer is absolutely driving his publicist crazy. Mayer was interviewed backstage after having just finished performing a concert in Altoona's Quaker Oats Oatmeal Auditorium. A reporter for The Altoona Aftern...

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Funny story: John Mayer's Penis Condemns Singer's Remarks

John Mayer's Penis Condemns Singer's Remarks

With a voice sometimes shaking with emotion, John Mayer's penis issued a public statement condemning the guitarist's recent racially-charged comments about him in a recent Playboy magazine interview. Speaking to a gaggle of reporters outside his L...

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Funny story: John Mayer Says He Is Sorry For Using The "N" Word

John Mayer Says He Is Sorry For Using The "N" Word

NASHVILLE, Tennessee- Blues singer John Mayer took the opportunity to clear the air by apologizing on stage at his Nashville concert. Mayer expressed his regret for a remark he made in a recent Playboy Magazine interview about something he said w...

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Funny story: John Mayer and Jessica Simpson Split over "N-Word" Debacle

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson Split over "N-Word" Debacle

Though John Mayer is still embroiled in controversy over his use of a racial slur in a recent Playboy Magazine interview, Jessica Simpson added to Mayer's troubles by ending their relationship after his interview was made public. Though Mayer coul...

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Funny story: Mayer-Anniston wedding may be a ruse

Mayer-Anniston wedding may be a ruse

Pop crooner John Mayer and perennial love interest Jennifer Anniston were shown exchanging vows in a homemade video posted on YouTube and on Mayer's website Friday. However, Mayer has a history of posting off-the-wall gag videos. The tongues of H...

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Funny story: John Mayer Releases New Sappy Album

John Mayer Releases New Sappy Album

Titled "Girls I Haven't Had", the new John Mayer CD is set for release this Christmas. Teaming up with a new Irish-born producer, Liam Dikliss, Mayer started on the new project in the Spring of 2008 after notching five more Hollywood starlets on the...

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