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Funny story: Jesse "Mr. Tattoos" James and Kat "Miss Tattoos" Von D Plan On Getting Hitched This Summer

Jesse "Mr. Tattoos" James and Kat "Miss Tattoos" Von D Plan On Getting Hitched This Summer

LONG BEACH - Contrary to what the supermarket tabloids are saying Jesse James, the former Mr. Sandra Bullock, and Kat Von D the former Mrs. Buffy Pizzavelli are planning on exchanging vows and tattoos sometime this summer. Jesse, who was dubbed "T...

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Funny story: Glenn Beck Promises He Will Run For President If He Can Get His Uncontrollable Crying Under Control

Glenn Beck Promises He Will Run For President If He Can Get His Uncontrollable Crying Under Control

FARGO, North Dakota - Glenn Beck was in town visiting the largest Plastic Fruit Museum in the entire world even larger than the one located in Shizzleville, Upper Shambutu in Africa. He was asked by a reporter for iRumors about the rumor that he i...

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Funny story: Jesse James and Fiancee Kat Von D Reveal Their "X-Rated" Tongue Tattoos On The Oprah Winfrey Show

Jesse James and Fiancee Kat Von D Reveal Their "X-Rated" Tongue Tattoos On The Oprah Winfrey Show

CHICAGO - Jesse James and his much tattooed girlfriend Kat Von D recently appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show where they each revealed about 40 percent of their tattoos. The inked couple who say that they love tattoos because it makes them feel superior to non-tattooed people told Ms. Winfrey that there is no reason for anyone these days not to have a tattoo as they have become very affordable d...

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Funny story: William Hung Caught Caressing Jesse James' Fiancée Kat Von D's "Sweater Dandies" At Grauman's Chinese Theater

William Hung Caught Caressing Jesse James' Fiancée Kat Von D's "Sweater Dandies" At Grauman's Chinese Theater

HOLLYWOOD - William Hung who appeared on season three of American Idol was recently caught in an uncompromising position at the famed Grauman's Chinese Theater with the fiancée of the ex-Mr. Sandra Bullock, Jesse James. Hung, who originally change...

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Funny story: Glenn Beck And Jesse James To Form Their Very Own Cable Network

Glenn Beck And Jesse James To Form Their Very Own Cable Network

ALTOONA, Pennsylvania - FOX Network talk show host Glenn Beck, was in Altoona speaking before a crowd assembled in the parking lot at a local McDonald's. He was explaining why it is that he seems to cry so much. He pointed out that he along with...

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Funny story: Kat Von D is Dumping Jesse James?

Kat Von D is Dumping Jesse James?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It appears that the happy relationship between Sandra Bullock's ex-husband Jesse James and Nikki Stix's ex-girlfriend Kat Von D may have hit a brick wall. An inside source who has known Kat back when she only had 17 tattoos says t...

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Funny story: Jesse James Pleads with Sandra Bullock to Reconcile

Jesse James Pleads with Sandra Bullock to Reconcile

Though a visibly upset Ms. Bullock had ended the relationship with the Hollywood biker king months ago, Jesse James has been spotted multiple times at Bullock's outer driveway gate pleading for entrance to talk about reconciliation. Buster Knuc...

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Funny story: Ashton "The Cheater" Kutcher, Proves That He's Just Like Jesse "The Cheater" James, But Without The Silly-Looking Tattoos

Ashton "The Cheater" Kutcher, Proves That He's Just Like Jesse "The Cheater" James, But Without The Silly-Looking Tattoos

BEVERLY HILLS - Ashton Kutcher, who is the boy-toy husband of actress Demi Moore, was in Beverly Hills sitting in Mr. FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon. He was asked by a client in the next chair if it was true that he was cheating on his wife. As...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Texts Supportive Message To Wayne Rooney - Jesse James Asks: "Who The F*ck Is Wayne Rooney Anyway?"

Amy Winehouse Texts Supportive Message To Wayne Rooney - Jesse James Asks: "Who The F*ck Is Wayne Rooney Anyway?"

Reports coming in are suggesting that occasionally bedraggled diva, Amy Winehouse has sent a text message of support to Wayne Rooney as the Manchester United and England striker's troubles show no sign of abating. At this point, it isn't clear exa...

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Funny story: Jesse James and Kat Von D Purchase A Ranch In South Texas and Name It The Blue Tattoo Ranch

Jesse James and Kat Von D Purchase A Ranch In South Texas and Name It The Blue Tattoo Ranch

SAN ANTONIO - Two of the most tattooed individuals in the entire country, Jesse James and Kat Von D, have just become the proud owners of a 3,000 acre working cattle ranch 40 miles south of San Antonio. The ranch which formerly belonged to San Ant...

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Funny story: Kat Von D Is "Ashamed" of Mexican Heritage, Relationship With Jesse James

Kat Von D Is "Ashamed" of Mexican Heritage, Relationship With Jesse James

Tattooed butter-face Katherine Dumpkoff -- known to those with meth addictions and basic cable as Kat Von D-- says that she is "ashamed" to be dating Jesse James, and is ashamed as well of her Mexican and Argentinian heritage. "Yeah, Von D is shor...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Claims He is No Jesse James

Ashton Kutcher Claims He is No Jesse James

Ashton Kutcher is going after a well-known tabloid paper for reporting that he was seen in a restaurant kissing another woman. Kutcher, according to Kutcher, is happily married to Demi Lovato, uhm Moore. But photos show otherwise. Or so it seems.

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Funny story: Jesse James Is Infatuated With New Gal Pal Kat Von D's Tattooed Body

Jesse James Is Infatuated With New Gal Pal Kat Von D's Tattooed Body

LONG BEACH, California - The man whom many once referred to as Mr. Sandra Bullock has finally shown that he can smile. After months and months of walking around with an inbred mope on his face, the man now known as the ex-Mr. Sandra Bullock seems...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says She's Proud of Her Little 'Cajun Cookie' and Next Plans To Adopt A Little 'Creole Cracker'

Sandra Bullock Says She's Proud of Her Little 'Cajun Cookie' and Next Plans To Adopt A Little 'Creole Cracker'

NEW ORLEANS - The Academy Award winner for Best Actress Sandra Bullock was in the city they call "The Big Easy." And although Sandy now appears to be over her depression at having been cheated on by her low-life, inbred "Hey Y'all Is The Carnival...

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Funny story: Jesse James Asks Kat Von D to Ink Sandra Bullock on His Back

Jesse James Asks Kat Von D to Ink Sandra Bullock on His Back

It's confirmed. Jesse James is either brain dead or just oblivious to what women want these days. Sources close to Kat von D claims he may only be dating her for her mad tattoo skills and nothing more. Evidence of this came this week when it is repor...

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Funny story: Jesse James and Mel Gibson Both Agree That They Would Like To Pop Prince Poppycock

Jesse James and Mel Gibson Both Agree That They Would Like To Pop Prince Poppycock

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Noted he-men Jesse "Dick With Feet" James and Mel "From Hell" Gibson were both asked what they thought about America's Got Talent opera singing transvestite Prince Poppycock. James said that he/she sure is pretty and one of the mo...

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Funny story: Iceland Volcanoes Ready To Blow, Maybe Simultaneously!

Iceland Volcanoes Ready To Blow, Maybe Simultaneously!

An Icelandic volcano that caused air traffic chaos after erupting last month has gone dormant, but it is too early to declare the eruption over, an official in Iceland restated Wednesday. Airlines across Europe had stopped flying for days after th...

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