In post-modern times, 'intelligent design' is the theory most often offered as a challenge to Darwinian evolution. According to the theory of intelligent design, various physical structures, such as the human eye, are simply too well-made to be co...
Child born with the IQ of a Hat Stand immediately works out the quickest route for navigating a bowl of spaghetti. This remarkable achievement took place on the child's first day of life. By the second day the child solved the "Salesmanship...
The Controlling Elite, who are where they are because of elitism, are trying to bring in a law which will enforce the freedom to use intelligence in some areas. They are proposing intelligence restriction zones in public places - like the smoking ban...
After centuries of searching, scientists today finally announced the discovery of an intelligent American politician. Speaking from the Texas University of Extreme Braininess, Professor Zbigniev Waterski said: 'It had to come, we had many advances...
The United Nations is arguing the Lynne studies, done in 1977, which claims Asians have an I.Q. of 105 after North Korea's disastrous nuclear blunder. North Korean scientist have discovered that constant nuclear testing in North Korea has contamin...
The curious death of a professional party clown on Sunday has gained the attention of Londoners, with some wondering if MI6 and the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) were somehow involved. "Turbee" the Clown died of an apparent case...
Carrie Prejean is arguing against the so called Lynne studies, done in 1977, that claim Chinese have an I.Q. of 105 after she suffered serious health problems when it was discovered she had Chinese drywall installed in her home. Her house has a r...
Intelligence agencies around the world have been renaming themselves 'Egoist Self-Interest Agencies' which it has been agreed upon is a more accurate term. The use of the term 'Intelligence' infers that an individual or group is acting at the highest...
A scientist in Berlin today made the shock claim that Americans aren't dumb. 'Let's look at the evidence', Professor Heinrich Buschvoterr said, from his laboratory in the Berlin suburb of Wedding. 'The Moon landings, for instance. Adults around th...
DENSA, a rival to MENSA, for completely thick and stupid people, has been formed by Albert Barnswallow an unemployed dustman from Chatteris Cambridgeshire, England. 'Eres howit'll work' said Albert, gruffly, to local reporter Mandy Grimdyke. '...
A study commissioned by the mental health watchdog OFFNUT, has revealed a startling decline in common sense worldwide. Initially seen as a purely American phenomenon, Total Absence of Rational Thought (TART) has spread rapidly throughout Europe and...
Is this young fresh faced university student the cleverest person in Britain? On last nights edition of Universally Challenged she scored 9000000 points. That's even more than Jeremy Paxo and he's got the answers written down! Dorothy Matrix is a...
American researchers say they are a step closer to making a computer that mimics the thought process of human beings. "This is a demonstration of what's possible when circuits compute in biological ways," said Massachusetts Institute of Technolog...
Barton, Arkansas- You probably have already noticed it some time ago but WallyMart has been hiring employees from Mental Health facilities and earning for themselves some great publicity, but there's actually more to the story according to WWGG TV undercover correspondant, Harley Dinwitty: They hire those people because they will work cheap. They put the slowest ones up front and tell them, '...
London, England - Scientists at York University have discovered what appears to be the oldest human brain in Britain. The brain was discovered in a five year old child during routine examinations at her nursery school in Northern England. Scie...
Kings Bollocks College, London, England - A recent research study has found a link between intelligence and sperm quality in men. Analysing data from American soldiers who took IQ tests and gave sperm sample in 1985, biologists in London have...
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