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Insurance companies claim "Shit for Brains" is pre-existing condition

In a startling revelation taken from internal memos of a major health insurance company it appears that thousands if not tens of thousands of insured families have been dropped from the companies rolls due to what the companies are calling the "Shit...

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When shit happens... Home Insurers say "No More!"

Funny story: When shit happens... Home Insurers say "No More!"

Insurance companies are taking decisive action against increasing claims against property damage which, they say, could easily be avoided by not buying 'at risk' properties in the first place. In guidelines published today, the national governing...

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Celebrities Unsure Whether To Call Norwich Union Aviva Yet Or Not

Funny story: Celebrities Unsure Whether To Call Norwich Union Aviva Yet Or Not

A poll of celebrities by ITN has found that over 75% are not sure if they should be using the name Norwich Union or Aviva for the UK's largest insurance company. It follows months of advertising on TV and in newspapers and magazines saying that Norw...

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Terrorists make Insurance Companies; ditch pakistan.

Funny story: Terrorists make Insurance Companies; ditch pakistan.

The last major insurance companies have started pulling out of Pakistan. The companies are fed up of people insuring themselves and turning out to be terrorists and suicide bombers blowing themselves up - costing companies billions. The com...

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Long Time London Insurance Company Employee Retires

Funny story: Long Time London Insurance Company Employee Retires

London UK: Alfred Doolittle retired today from his long time facility maintenance and janitorial job at Sliedley Insurance Underwriters of London. "Alfie" as he is known had been with this insurance giant for 25 years. At his retirement party Alf...

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Submarine slapdown! Both captains lose 'no claims' bonus

Funny story: Submarine slapdown! Both captains lose 'no claims' bonus

Nuclear Behemoths of the deep, HMS Vanguard and Le Triomphant were both badly damaged in a deep underwater crash in the middle of the Atlantic, which is expected to cost up to £50 million in repairs. Both captains lost their no claims bonuses and are...

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Compare-Compare.web (the comparison of web comparison sites) goes live

Funny story: Compare-Compare.web (the comparison of web comparison sites) goes live

A new website was unveiled today to help shed some light on the glut of comparison websites that allegedly help people to compare the prices of insurance and financial products. Compare-compare.web has been launched to help the public compare betw...

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Britain leads the way for 'leading' companies

Funny story: Britain leads the way for 'leading' companies

According to research from some insurance company wanting to gain some cheap publicity and get itself in the newspapers because business is bad and they didn't want to pay for their adverts with their bloody nodding dog, red telephone or some idi...

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Tempera Re to begin operations in London

Funny story: Tempera Re to begin operations in London

Tempera Re, the latest start-up off-the-peg turnkey multi-line disaster-in-the-making reinsurer, is to commence writing business in London's LUC in the near future, having been granted a licence by the Fiscal Stupidity Authority. According to its...

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Death Insurance: Berkshire Hathaway Launches New Scheme

Funny story: Death Insurance: Berkshire Hathaway Launches New Scheme

A Gas Station, America: Recent stats have positioned Berkshire Hathaway, wild company of mostly Warren Buffet's, as the 20th top firm in the world. Their product sector, 'nonlife insurance', has just taken a turn to the d...

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Ron Paul Comes Forward With Universal Health Care Plan

Funny story: Ron Paul Comes Forward With Universal Health Care Plan

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul spoke today about the need for a sound health care system. In his speech he set forth his own proposal for universal health care.

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Paris gets vagina insured!

Funny story: Paris gets vagina insured!

New york (the hot-shot pub): The last time we saw Paris Hilton, she was a preacher on "Larry King's Alive", stating all the lines she read in the bible, including the part that she felt was truly "hot". But no...

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BP Cancels Superman's Insurance

Funny story: BP Cancels Superman's Insurance

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - RIPLEY, WV - In the small, sleepy town of Ripley, WV, no one suspected what evil lurked about. Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow stopped Cal Jennings from writing at TheSpoof.com, but this could be different.

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BP Cracks Down on Insurance Abuse

Funny story: BP Cracks Down on Insurance Abuse

The BP life agency and other Corrupt Bastards Club members at BP have cancelled TheSpoof.com writer Cal Jenning's insurance for exposing them through comedy at TheSpoof.com.

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Insurance Claims are the Life for Me!

I'm moving to the U.K. In Norwich, several insurance claims have made news by declaring that numerous people are at the mercy of the animal kingdom: deer smashing kitchen windows, horses chewing cars, etc. My favorite is the woman who filed an insurance claim because her beloved hamster became so fraught with the idea of visiting the vet that he chewed through her handbag. It goes to show you...

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Bin Laden Takes out State Farm Life Insurance after al-Zarqawi Strike

Funny story: Bin Laden Takes out State Farm Life Insurance after al-Zarqawi Strike

(q-NeWs) Missiles can fall from the heavens, missiles can rise from the sea. U.S. forces re-confirmed that FAQ after they sent "Vinny" al-Zarqawi to meet not only Allah but his 76 virgins as well. 77 if you count Katie Couric. Source...

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Insurance Companies Remove Antibiotics From Formularies and Substitute Shrimp

Funny story: Insurance Companies Remove Antibiotics From Formularies and Substitute Shrimp

Minnetonka, Minneapolis--Led by managed care giant United Healthcare (NASDAQ code: X$%^&*$#%^$^ subscribers), all major HMOS in the United States have removed all antibiotics from their formularies due to rising pharmaceutical prices and the necessit...

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Geico sues "Greekco"

Funny story: Geico sues "Greekco"

US insurance company Geico, upset over a recent advertising campaign by a competitor "Greekco" filed a lawsuit today, citing trademark infringement. "Greekco" insurance company is a small insurance group based in Newark, New Jersey, that caters to...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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