DALLAS - Selena Gomez traveled to Dallas to visit some relatives when she ran into Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors. Miss V asked Gomez if she ever misses Justin at all. She smiled and said that she stopped missing him when he began to act like a whi...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama was recently interviewed by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine. The First Lady was asked if she had a favorite music television show. She replied that her and her husband and the girls enjoy watching Amer...
Some ten weeks ago, Dr. Astro Blasta (Ph.D., C2H5OH) proposed that NASA build a giant spaceship to send all of our planet's telemarketers to a distant world whose inhabitants might actually welcome them. President Barragh O'Bama encouraged Dr. B...
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA - The attorney general of Florida has just sent a certified letter to rap singer Flo Rida. The letter makes it abundantly clear that the state of Florida is insisting that Tramar Dillard, who goes by the rap name Flo Rida, imm...
LOS ANGELES- Hip Hop record producers and songwriters are feverishly searching for English words that rhyme with "orange", "purple", and "silver", fearing the end of the genre if no perfect rhymes are found soon. "When you can't even find a word to r...
FT. LAUDERDALE, Florida - Chad Johnson, or Chad Ochocinco as he is known in the wide, wide world of sports, was arrested by the FLPD. According to Sporting Chance Magazine, Ochocinco was handcuffed after a neighbor reported that he had been playin...
NASHVILLE - Country crooner Brad Paisley was sitting at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Music City, when he overheard someone mention his latest song. The diner patron told his lady friend that he felt that the new country-hip hop song "Accidenta...
DUBLIN, California - The rap artist once known as MC Hammer spent some time in the Dublin slammer after he was arrested by a Dublin police officer. Officer Dixon Deckerdiggle told the news media that Mr. Hammer, the hip hop rapper whose 15 minutes...
DETROIT - President Barack Obama was the guest speaker at The 30th Annual Hip Hop Concert and Dinner which was held at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum. The president and the First Mama took in the sounds of such noted hip hop and rap artists as The...
I recently had the opportunity to sit down and speak with one of the most popular and successful hip-hop artists of our time: Mr. Kanye West. The following is a transcript of our interview. BDF: Good morning. It's truly an honor to be able to get to meet with you. MR. WEST: Yeah, it is. BDF: Do you mind if I call you Kanye? MR. WEST: Naw. BDF: Ok, Kanye… MR. WEST: I said naw. Don...
DETROIT - Hip hop artist 50 Cent, formerly 90 Cent before the recession hit, has lashed out yet again at fellow rapper Kanye West. The "Half Dollar Dude" as Whoopi Goldberg calls him, recently talked with Afro Sheen Magazine's Yodelle Denzel St. B...
WATTS, California - The Yo Bro Record Label Company has just announced that one of its featured artists Snoop Dogg has just changed his name. The man who was born Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. and started performing under the name Snoop Puppy Dogg...
LOS ANGELES - Lady Gaga flew out to the Left Coast to have dinner at one of her favorite all-time eateries, The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Ever since Lady Ga first patronized the eating establishment five years ago she has made it a point to visit th...
Bling Bling Magazine ran a survey and asked its readers to name the hip hop band or bands with the worst names. Quandell "Yo-Yo" Lemonmuckle, editor of Bling Bling Magazine stated that his publication had a total of 49,701 surveys returned. Entry forms were received from every state in the union except for Arizona. Lemonmuckle stated that he also received surveys from Zimbabwe, Kenya, Du...
In a vain attempt to usurp the title of "King Of Pop" from the late, lamented MJ, Justin Bieber was seen practicing the ever popular, ever revolting crotch grab dance step popularized by the great one himself. Justin's problem was that the pueril...
Long thought to be an American President without any significant or positive societal impacts to his credit, Former President Gerald R. Ford has recently been identified as one of the primary influencers of the break dancing boom in the early 1980's. Known more for his reluctant acceptance of the Presidential office as a result of Richard Nixon's resignation, President Ford admitted then that h...
Famous Rapper, Snoop Dogg releases his own spray which gets rid of the weed you find at the bottom of your garden and not in your child's bedroom. Entitled "Snoop Dogg's Wizzle Sprizzle". The rapper definitely has his green thumb and due to poor r...
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