CLEVELAND, Ohio - The age old sports practice of NFL football players wearing a baseball cap on the sidelines and during locker room post game interviews is coming to an end.
A Class 1 lawsuit has been filed in the third district appellate court...
In order to make the country safer, U.S. Vice President Dick Chain and a few of his comrades from the orifices of Der Homeland Security are now handing out death sentences for all people at airports wearing hats.
Windsor Castle - (Ass Mess): British couturiers are thronging to countryside game suppliers to pillage supplies of this season's dernier-cri fashion accessory, the barely-dead roadkill hat trim.
LOS ANGELES - The world's top women's fashion designers have focused all their creativity onto a new headwear trend started by Paris Hilton.
In a surprise announcement this morning the home secretary announced that all people over forty will receive a free polystyrene hat an their birthday this year.
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