Super market giant Tesco today admitted that one of their prime value beef burgers had been found inside a horse. The horse named Billy after William Shakespeare, was today undergoing intensive surgery to remove the burger which had lodged in its sto...
The recent "horseburger scandal" "sweep-steaking" Britain is not quite as bad as it seems because hamburgers make people fat and horsemeat burgers make them thin. Nutritional experts have discovered that males and females who have been eating the...
London - A consignment of dodgy burgers has been confiscated by the UK National Poisons Unit after testing positive for traces of the missing racehorse. Shergar vanished from his Ballybollox, County Mayo stables shortly after winning the 1982 Epso...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley was extremely sad and upset when she was recently eliminated from Dancing With The Stars: The All Stars Edition. She told a close friend that she will certainly miss the daily ritual of being in Maksim Chmerkovskiy'...
SAN FRANCISCO -- A California dairy cow previously identified as having Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy, or Mad Cow Disease, has been euthanized. Federal officials stated that in the last several weeks the cow had been exhibiting classic symptoms o...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama was having a cheeseburger with Vice-President Joe Biden at a local Burger Bandit in the nation's capital when he was asked a personal question regarding his marriage. The president put down his cheeseburge...
Maastricht, Holland: In the University of Maastricht Dutch scientists have discovered how to make synthetic hamburgers and a top Scottish burger chain has bought all rights for further development. The global empire owned by the McDonald family re...
Today saw the launch of Grossbook, the new social network site specially for the clinically obese, overeaters and the world's general fast-food junkies. Jane Lardbucket, a 32 stone professional eater from Glasgow had the idea when she was trying t...
SEATTLE - Hank Williams Jr. said he felt very strange not hollering out his usual Monday night "Are You Ready For Some Football" signature question on ESPNs Monday Night Football. "Bocephus, as his daddy Hank Sr. nicknamed him, told Sports Territ...
LEAVENWORTH, Kansas - Newt Gingrich's GOP Whiter Than White Bus Tour pulled into the home of the infamous Leavenworth Federal Prison as well as the home of Leavenworth Lolita's Barbecued Burgers & Hot Dogs Diner. Gingrich speaking to a crowd t...
South coast kebab and burger entrepreneur Ali Bullo has blamed the recent unrest in Worthing on crap burgers and kebabs. Ali Bullo explained that, being elderly mobility scooter riders and decadent MILF's, most of the troublemakers couldn't handle...
New York - The iconic Downtown delicatessen's latest treat was released today in tandem with the eatery's 'Crowbar' installer. This loads up the server with juicy condiments 'such as the spicy Crowbar sauce'(sic) the deli's CEO announced this morn...
'Gobsmacked News' reported today that Bob the Builder has been banned from ALL Burger Restaurants in Yorkshire for at least 8 months. Apparently, Bob the Builder was heading into his favourite Burger Restayrabt for his lunch yesterday and had aske...
HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has admitted that his relationship with Cheryl Cole has hit the rocks and their sultry ship has sunk to the bottom. Hough explained to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that he just got to...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley, who recently took second place in the 2011 edition of Dancing With The Stars, was spotted at a local Burger Doll Restaurant minus her boy toy Shancie Boyd. According to Taffeta Kixx of iRumors the 60-year-old Alley, who is now known as "The Dancing Cougar" has ended her relationship with her boyfriend hip hop artist Shancie Boyd who at 21, was young enough to be...
Twilight and Water For Elephants star, Robert Pattinson allegedly admitted in an off guard moment that he would almost certainly be willing to buy sultrily sexy Vampire Diaries star, Nina Dobrev, a cheeseburger, and perhaps a coffee too. Pattinson...
POMONA - Billy Ray Cyrus was having his $400 shark-skin cowboy boots fitted with brand new heels when he ran into his old friend Texas singer Shake Russell. The two had actually toured together in the late 80s and had become good friends singing o...
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