May The coalition will remain windy with occasional clouds - with slight chance to none of agreeable conditions. Low Lying members will remain througout the year. June There will be a slight chance of opposition elements starting to appear in response to the turbulent verbal conditions, interspersed with mock-sunshine periods from the coalition government. July Storms over expenses...
In a poll conducted by Mori (Maurice Flanagan, a farmer from Co Monaghan in Ireland to give him his full name), it has been firmly concluded that Frankie Boyle, the self-styled funny Scottish comedian, is not even the remotest bit funny, although he...
Some are just slips of the tongue: Grandmother of eight makes hole in one Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers House passes gas tax onto senate Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan Two convicts evade noose, jury hung William Kelly was fed secretary Milk drinkers are turning to powder Safety experts say school...
Remember a time when people actually took the KKK seriously? Before, when Klansmen and Head Members didn't have guest appearances on The Jerry Springer Show. Seems those days have finally passed and now it's just a bunch of red necks dressed up in Halloween costumes. I mean they can't even do anything anymore. The KKK acting out has become so much of a rarity that anyone who gets lynched or...
A TheSpoof.com writer was reportedly distraught tonight, and about to go into hiding following his wife's revelation that the funniest bloke she had ever met was a bloke called Dave. From Coventry. The TheSpoof.com writer, who wishes to remain...
The United Nations has declared that nothing funny will happen in the news for the next two weeks. These "Days of Soberness and Deep Thought," if successful, may become an annual even.
It's quite ironic to think that with so many players dropping out of Scottish squads, this could well be a reality.
Duncan is an amazing person. He's witty, he's funny and he is very smart. He appreciates the finer things in life. He also knows a good thing when he sees it. He speaks the truth with sincere honesty.
It's all very funny when a celebrity falls apart, isn't it? ISN'T IT?...
As the title might suggest to the more intellectually proficient among you, I have a tooth ache, so don’t expect me to be funny, charming, erudite or even mildly polite. My tooth hurts and when your tooth hurts you are absolved from all pretense of the social graces. It’s not like, say a bullet in the shoulder on the battlefield, where you can grit your teeth and mutter, “It’s ok, I’ll live; now l...
I was watching tennis last night on the telly, and I didn't quite understand what it was about. Two people just hitting a ball around, I mean come on! At least with football you have some kind of team action going on. But with tennis it's just like, what?!...
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