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Funny story: L.A. Lakers Win! Thousands of L.A. "Losers" Arrested!

L.A. Lakers Win! Thousands of L.A. "Losers" Arrested!

LOS ANGELES - The mayor of the nation's second largest city, Los Angeles had his worst fears realized. Just as he had stated earlier in the week, Mayor Antonio "El Homey Boy Tony" Villaraigosa was afraid that if the Lakers won the NBA title the f...

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Funny story: Fangs latest craze in SuBo fandom

Fangs latest craze in SuBo fandom

Wearing fangs has become the hot new trend among the Susan Boyle fans at the Greatest Only-est Online Susa-show on Earth (GOOSE). At a recent gathering of GOOSE, sometimes known as the Company of the Elect, approximately two dozen fans proudly spo...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics to be regulated

SuBo fanatics to be regulated

After an increasing number of unruly incidents, it was last night announced that Susan Boyle fanatics are to be regulated by a new government body. The Office of the Fanatics Regulator (OfFan) will now be responsible for regulating any Susan Boyle fa...

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Funny story: Princess Diana Would Have Been A Big Pixie Lott Fan Claims Pixie Lott Fan

Princess Diana Would Have Been A Big Pixie Lott Fan Claims Pixie Lott Fan

A dedicated fan of the British actress/singer and all-round mega-talent Pixie Lott today claimed that if Princess Diana was still around today, then she would without doubt be a massive Pixie Lott fan. Charlene Degbroth 22, from Luton, claimed tha...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Fans Wage Networking War On Twilight Fans

Susan Boyle Fans Wage Networking War On Twilight Fans

Internet users yesterday could barely believe their own eyes as virtually every social networking site on the net became jammed with messages which reduced the world wide web to a virtual battleground. It remains unclear where the conflict began,...

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Funny story: SuBo Fans Cause Chaos On Cruise Liner

SuBo Fans Cause Chaos On Cruise Liner

The cruise liner 'Boudica' was returned to its home port of Southampton yesterday as the Captain abandoned a Mediterranean cruise because of unruly behaviour by a number of individuals allegedly linked to Susan Boyle fan clubs. According to witnes...

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Funny story: SuBo Fans Emphatically Deny Accusations Of Impropriety

SuBo Fans Emphatically Deny Accusations Of Impropriety

Supporters of Scottish singing sensation and global phenomenon Susan Boyle held a press conference today at Blackpool's Winter Gardens to expressly deny that SuBo fans were little more than a badly behaved rabble who are gaining a global reputation f...

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Funny story: From fandom, with love: Bog roll for Boyle

From fandom, with love: Bog roll for Boyle

In anticipation of her 49th birthday in April, American fans of Scottish singer Susan Boyle are preparing the "perfect" gift for a woman who now has everything: a superstar-sized parcel of 49 packages of toilet paper, all wrapped together in a giant...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle fan bans himself

Susan Boyle fan bans himself

In a shocking turn of events at The Greatest Only-est Online Susa-show on Earth (GOOSE), forum administrator Jack Schiedt placed a two-week ban upon himself for violating one of his own rules. Admin Schiedt realized, only after posting, that one o...

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Funny story: Flying Fecal Matter Intersects With Rotating Inclinded Plane

Flying Fecal Matter Intersects With Rotating Inclinded Plane

A top team of Professors and Grad Students worked to study the results if the long postulated and proverbial "shit hit the fan." In a double-blind study involving fans and feces from multiple sources and in different weather conditions, the results...

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Funny story: Manchester United Fans Incensed Over Proposed Name Change

Manchester United Fans Incensed Over Proposed Name Change

Violent disorder broke out in Manchester tonight in the wake of the club's 3-2 victory over a plucky Aston Villa, following news that the club's American owners were preparing for a rebranding of the club, beginning with a name change. "United's a...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Returns Home To Huge Crowd Of 6-Year-Olds

Lewis Hamilton Returns Home To Huge Crowd Of 6-Year-Olds

British Formula 1 racing driver, Lewis Hamilton, returned to the UK for the first time since he won the World Championship this morning, and was met at Heathrow Airport by a crowd of over 50 shouting, screaming, applauding 6-year-olds. Hamilton, w...

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Funny story: Ringo's refusal to sign autographs causes postal chaos

Ringo's refusal to sign autographs causes postal chaos

Top Beatles drummer Ringo Starr's dramatic refusal to sign autographs from October 20th has created chaos at his local postal sorting office. "It's OK for him to make such a statement but what happens when he has a recorded delivery?" said Ivor Pa...

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Funny story: Postal workers refuse to deliver 'letters and objects' to Ringo Starr's property

Postal workers refuse to deliver 'letters and objects' to Ringo Starr's property

In a rare transatlantic and european move. Postal-workers world-wide have refused to deliver mail or and any objects to Ringo Starr's many houses, mansions, castles, council flats, tree-houses, igloos and tee-pees. Pierre Lavroom, Mr Starr's Frenc...

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Funny story: Ringo Starr too busy for autographs

Ringo Starr too busy for autographs

Former Beatles drummer Ringo Starr today said he was too busy to sign autographs, or to read fanmail sent to him. 'Everyone knows I was the most talented Beatle', he said from one of his houses, 'and that's why I've had to say enough is enough, no...

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Funny story: Yasser Arafat's gravestone swamped with Ringo Starr's rejected fan-mail!

Yasser Arafat's gravestone swamped with Ringo Starr's rejected fan-mail!

The resting place of Palestinian 'funny-man' Yasser Arafat, was swamped with billions of fan letters destined for his twin brother Ringo Starr today. Ringo Starr told fans to "go forth and multiply with a spiky rusty iron rod", in a shocking inter...

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Funny story: Ringo Starr wants an end to fan mail

Ringo Starr wants an end to fan mail

In an unprecedented rant on the popular video site for sheep, Ewe Tube, Ringo Starr, 68, has announced that he will be signing no more autographs, or reading any more fan mail. The Liverpudlian, famous for being the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine...

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