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Funny story: Exploding iPhones: French born Epidemic hits the UK

Exploding iPhones: French born Epidemic hits the UK

The epidemic of exploding iPhones has jumped from France to the UK this week with 259,510 incidents reported in two days, but this is concidered by many as Just Desserts for those tossers who just won't shut up about their bloody iPhones! The plag...

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Funny story: "Slim Jim" Snaps Into One Too Many Mechanically Separated Beef Snacks

"Slim Jim" Snaps Into One Too Many Mechanically Separated Beef Snacks

GARNER, NC - James "Slim Jim" Mumford is missing and two others are dead following a massive explosion at the Mechanically Separated Jerky Treats factory in North Carolina Tuesday morning. Mumford had already eaten more than one-hundred of the com...

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Funny story: Couples heads explode in bizzare freak accident

Couples heads explode in bizzare freak accident

LONDON, England - Police department spokesperson Bobby Gay, of the London Police told me the details of the recent explosion that rocked Trafalgar Square this morning. Jalopenoman and Skoob per smooching in public when suddenly their heads both ex...

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Funny story: N. Korea rocket launch fails, catastrophy

N. Korea rocket launch fails, catastrophy

SEOUL - Fire engulfs the landscape, as Korean firefighters struggle to put out the blaze caused by the apparently faulty rocket design leading to the explosion. There is much speculation as to what could have caused the rocket to explode, officia...

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Funny story: Anally Retentive Man Explodes

Anally Retentive Man Explodes

Quincy Puckernut, author of "The Anally Retentive Man", nearly expired in his home late yesterday while editing his second novel titled, "Your Life Will Never be Perfect". Police were called to the scene after a concerned neighbor reported hearing...

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Funny story: John Hurt in Explosion

John Hurt in Explosion

A poorly worded headline in a national tabloid newspaper caused concern and consternation among the relatives and friends of British actor and national institution John Hurt. The headline was splashed across the billboards of the newspaper sellers...

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Funny story: Cracker Threat

Cracker Threat

High street stores are tightening up on their sale of that most dangerous of items at Christmas - the Cracker. All crackers sold in the UK are to carry a health warning indicating that these heinous devices are a dangerous explosive, and should no...

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Funny story: Janet Jackson's Ass Explodes; Scores Injured

Janet Jackson's Ass Explodes; Scores Injured

After weeks of cancelled shows, Janet Jackson's Rock Witchu tour has been closed indefinitely by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, pending an investigation into an accident that occurred Wednesday. Authorities in Dallas report t...

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Funny story: Royal Corgi in Death Blast

Royal Corgi in Death Blast

It is with great sadness that Buckingham Palace has confirmed today that one of Her Majesty's favourite corgis (Whippington - Barksworthy the third) exploded at the `Royal garden party yesterday after it ate a large amount of asparagus and cabbage pa...

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Funny story: General Public Warned About Explosive Bunny Rabbit

General Public Warned About Explosive Bunny Rabbit

In a genetic experiment gone awry, a GM-positive white bunny rabbit, affectionally named Cuddles by the team that produced him, has gone missing from a high-security Government-funded facility located deep in Hampshire's New Forest region.

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