The Pentagon today announced that in keeping with the President's unofficial request to keep spending to a minimum, it would henceforth be purchasing many items used from the popular auction site, eBay at considerably less than they would cost if bou...
Father Thomas McBlarney, a priest at Mel Gibson's personal Catholic Church in Malibu, The Church of the Broken Family, is trying to sell the confessional Gibson frequents at the church on eBay for an undisclosed sum of money. Taking his cue from a...
In a private conversation with Phoenix Joe at a House of Commons bar, Prime Minister David Cameron revealed that the economic plight of the UK is actually far worse than he had dared to think. Dave finished his large G&T, stared into the empty...
Alert CIA officers have discovered the missing Iraqi missiles being advertised for sale on the internet marketplace eBay. The existence of the missiles was hotly disputed before and after the invasion of Iraq in March 2003 by a coalition of forces in...
A copy of the book of Gobble-de-gook has gone on sale on Ebay after the seller noticed a story on TheSpoof.com about the book that every politician, every bureaucrat and every writer who writes fancy way out stories needs. Any person who is new to...
The Manchester 'Flying Squad' today detained and later booked a man for harboring an antique egg drawer stuffed with 100 year old eggs that his wife had bought on eBay in contravention of the Wildlife and Countryside Act of 1981. The man, who mus...
Restaurant owner Jamie Gulliver is selling a toilet seat on Ebay that he claims was sat on by Susan Boyle Alias Subo when she visited his restaurant last year. This follows on from the story of a Subo fan who paid 99p for a pound coin said to hav...
An advertisement has appeared on Ebay unelected Prime Minister for sale goes by the name Gordon Brown capable of crying like a baby if he has to and has a face that looks like he has hit every branch of the ugly tree. After complaints to Ebay by B...
The Space Shuttles Endeavour,Atlantis and discovery are up for sale on Ebay at 17.7 million pounds each the problem is that even if you have 17.7 million pounds NASA have taken the engines out and even if the engine was there the cost of fuel to get...
E Bay has banned the sale of a board game based on the popular British comedy 'Dad's Army'. The reason given was 'inciting racial hatred' because the box features several swastikas. A 12 year old boy was asked to comment. "I think E bay is totally...
An elderly man has been sued by a disgruntled customer of eBay after purchasing the man's identity from the web site. The seller, Mr T.J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC has told investigators from eBay that he had done nothing wrong. "If anything" Mr. Mc...
A local man, the son of a Dublin shellfish vendor was today seriously injured transporting a wardrobe purchased via internet trading site eBay from the Kangoo to the house. Damian Hogan, 51 - of Portsmouth whined like a little bitch when his wife...
Profits at online auction giant eBay have fallen by 99% as it continued to struggle amid the weak economy. It made $1 (£0.43) in the third quarter from $2 in the same period a year earlier as customers showed reluctance to spend. But the firm'...
FORT COLLINS, Colorado - The Richie Heehaw family, aka The Balloon family has just placed what is probably the most famous hot air balloon in history on eBay. "Balloon Papa" told a reporter for The Fort Collins Morning Mountaineer that he and his...
WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama has just been notified that he has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. He instantly said that although he greatly appreciates the gesture he is still mainly focused on the horrible state of the nation's eco...
The United States of America is up for grabs. In an Ebay posting, discovered by Hunter Bargin the intrepid surfer from the 1960s group the Bleach Boys, the USA is offered with a reserve price of $487, along with a note that says that the seller, w...
More details are emerging about the theft of the British economy by Romanian pickpockets last September. As exclusively reported by this website yesterday, Alistair Darling believed that the economy was stolen from him by a gang of Romanians in Ox...
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