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Funny story: The book of Gobble-de-gook goes on sale on ebay

The book of Gobble-de-gook goes on sale on ebay

A copy of the book of Gobble-de-gook has gone on sale on Ebay after the seller noticed a story on TheSpoof.com about the book that every politician, every bureaucrat and every writer who writes fancy way out stories needs. Any person who is new to...

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Funny story: Manchester Man Detained over Wife's Addiction to eBay, Caught with Egg On His Face and the Yokes on Him!

Manchester Man Detained over Wife's Addiction to eBay, Caught with Egg On His Face and the Yokes on Him!

The Manchester 'Flying Squad' today detained and later booked a man for harboring an antique egg drawer stuffed with 100 year old eggs that his wife had bought on eBay in contravention of the Wildlife and Countryside Act of 1981. The man, who mus...

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Funny story: Subo Toilet Seat for sale on Ebay

Subo Toilet Seat for sale on Ebay

Restaurant owner Jamie Gulliver is selling a toilet seat on Ebay that he claims was sat on by Susan Boyle Alias Subo when she visited his restaurant last year. This follows on from the story of a Subo fan who paid 99p for a pound coin said to hav...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown for sale on Ebay

Gordon Brown for sale on Ebay

An advertisement has appeared on Ebay unelected Prime Minister for sale goes by the name Gordon Brown capable of crying like a baby if he has to and has a face that looks like he has hit every branch of the ugly tree. After complaints to Ebay by B...

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Funny story: Shuttle for sale on Ebay only 17.7 Million pounds with no engine

Shuttle for sale on Ebay only 17.7 Million pounds with no engine

The Space Shuttles Endeavour,Atlantis and discovery are up for sale on Ebay at 17.7 million pounds each the problem is that even if you have 17.7 million pounds NASA have taken the engines out and even if the engine was there the cost of fuel to get...

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Funny story: Don't Panic! E Bay Doesn't Like It Up 'Em

Don't Panic! E Bay Doesn't Like It Up 'Em

E Bay has banned the sale of a board game based on the popular British comedy 'Dad's Army'. The reason given was 'inciting racial hatred' because the box features several swastikas. A 12 year old boy was asked to comment. "I think E bay is totally...

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Funny story: Man Sells His Identity on eBay…. Sued For Fraud

Man Sells His Identity on eBay…. Sued For Fraud

An elderly man has been sued by a disgruntled customer of eBay after purchasing the man's identity from the web site. The seller, Mr T.J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC has told investigators from eBay that he had done nothing wrong. "If anything" Mr. Mc...

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Funny story: Local Man Injured Carrying Wardrobe

Local Man Injured Carrying Wardrobe

A local man, the son of a Dublin shellfish vendor was today seriously injured transporting a wardrobe purchased via internet trading site eBay from the Kangoo to the house. Damian Hogan, 51 - of Portsmouth whined like a little bitch when his wife...

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Funny story: Ebay sells itself by mistake

Ebay sells itself by mistake

Profits at online auction giant eBay have fallen by 99% as it continued to struggle amid the weak economy. It made $1 (£0.43) in the third quarter from $2 in the same period a year earlier as customers showed reluctance to spend. But the firm'...

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Funny story: The Colorado Balloon Family Places Their Silver Hot Air Balloon on eBay

The Colorado Balloon Family Places Their Silver Hot Air Balloon on eBay

FORT COLLINS, Colorado - The Richie Heehaw family, aka The Balloon family has just placed what is probably the most famous hot air balloon in history on eBay. "Balloon Papa" told a reporter for The Fort Collins Morning Mountaineer that he and his...

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Funny story: President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize - Puts It Up On eBay

President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize - Puts It Up On eBay

WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama has just been notified that he has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. He instantly said that although he greatly appreciates the gesture he is still mainly focused on the horrible state of the nation's eco...

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Funny story: USA for sale on Ebay

USA for sale on Ebay

The United States of America is up for grabs. In an Ebay posting, discovered by Hunter Bargin the intrepid surfer from the 1960s group the Bleach Boys, the USA is offered with a reserve price of $487, along with a note that says that the seller, w...

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Funny story: Economy Turns Up On eBay

Economy Turns Up On eBay

More details are emerging about the theft of the British economy by Romanian pickpockets last September. As exclusively reported by this website yesterday, Alistair Darling believed that the economy was stolen from him by a gang of Romanians in Ox...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Tickets Misery - Ebay Responds

Michael Jackson Tickets Misery - Ebay Responds

In a statement today, Ebay bosses have clarified the status of Michael Jackson concert tickets purchased through their website. "The sad news of Michael Jackson's death has left fans of the King of Pop bereft. eBay is committed to ensuring that it...

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Funny story: Man Sells Wife, 59, On eBay

Man Sells Wife, 59, On eBay

A man in Staffordshire achieved the kind of notoriety he hadn't bargained for, today, when he became the first person in the world to sell his wife on eBay. The man, Gerald Bodge, from Lichfield, married his wife Deidre in 1976, but their relation...

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Funny story: International Monetary Fund Puts Britain on eBay!

International Monetary Fund Puts Britain on eBay!

Following a disastrous budget yesterday which will lead to total bankruptcy and civil war, the IMF lost patience with its biggest debtor and placed the entire assets and population of GB PLC on eBay. The pathetic budget, delivered by the most inco...

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Funny story: eBay up for sale

eBay up for sale

San Jose, CA - eBay Inc admitted today that it had put itself on the market following a unanimous decision by the board to step down to pursue philanthropic enterprises. Ebay's share price rallied by over 18% with the news, but dropped and steadie...

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