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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Family Signs Up For Obamacare!

Duck Dynasty Family Signs Up For Obamacare!

The bearded and possibly inbred Robertson clan from "Duck Dynasty" signed up for Obamacare this morning with little to no trouble, says a family spokesperson. "It took like twenty minutes tops for the whole family!" said distant second cousin Red...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Robertson: Women Should Know Their Place!

Duck Dynasty Robertson: Women Should Know Their Place!

"Good evening everyone. Glad to see most of my kinfolks here like you should be. I'm the Elder of the fambly and I need to pass on some basic Learn How before I pass on. That was a joke. (laughter) "Pass On! Get it?" (More laughter). Now I believe that a woman, or I should say wife I guess, need to stay at home, cooking, cleaning and raising her children. It's up to us men to go out and f...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Launches Redneck Brand Of Firearms

Duck Dynasty Launches Redneck Brand Of Firearms

With the threat of "suspension" behind them and more free publicity than they know what to with following Phil Robertson's controversial interview with GQ magazine, the Duck Dynasty family is cashing in by launching a brand new line of firearms. C...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson, Reba McEntire, and Scarlett Johansson To Star In Duck Dynasty - The Musical

Willie Nelson, Reba McEntire, and Scarlett Johansson To Star In Duck Dynasty - The Musical

HOLLYWOOD - Cripple Creek Pictures in association with Castle Moat Productions has just announced that filming will begin soon on Staccato Monteverdi's motion picture Duck Dynasty - The Musical. Monteverdi spoke with Cahoots Wyoming of Silver Scr...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Says That Sarah Palin Better Leave The Robertson Family Alone

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Says That Sarah Palin Better Leave The Robertson Family Alone

NEW YORK CITY - Phil Robertson and some of his Duck Dynasty family members flew up to New York City to appear as guests on Rush Limbaugh's radio talk show. Rush told Phil that he was proud to make his acquaintance. Phil responded by saying that he...

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Funny story: Sermon From Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson

Sermon From Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson

I want to thank every one of my family for showing up for services. Big crowd is always a sight for sore eyes. If you will all turn to the book of Hezakiah, I'll get me a drink of this clear water. OK. You can quit looking at each other. There ain't no such book in there but I don't think you been reading the Good Book much lately. Now you all know about the 12 disciples and one was that...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Tries To Help Newlyweds With Sex Advice, Others!!

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Tries To Help Newlyweds With Sex Advice, Others!!

You young marrieds listen up as I want to pass along a few things to help your marriage. Now, you may have been at it for a couple of months....don't blush Marsha....but things are starting to cool off a bit and you ain't pregnant either. This her...

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Funny story: Kay Robertson of Duck Dynasty Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

Kay Robertson of Duck Dynasty Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are happier than Miley Cyrus at a nude convention as they have just signed Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson's wife Miss Kay to appear on the next edition of the popular dance show. DWTS Producer Ber...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Thinking of Running For The U.S. Senate

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Thinking of Running For The U.S. Senate

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Word out of the Robertson Complex in West Monroe is that Robertson family patriarch Phil Robertson is seriously contemplating running for the United States senate. Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magazine is rep...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Preacher Admits He's Not A Healer But Can Rid You of Warts

Duck Dynasty Preacher Admits He's Not A Healer But Can Rid You of Warts

Even though he can heal warts in most cases, he still says that he cannot heal people of serious health problems. "Oh I do a few things to help the sick, especially praying to the One who can heal them. But every one of you can do that. You don't...

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Funny story: Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: Marry Girls When They're 15

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: Marry Girls When They're 15

Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson is ruffling duck feathers again, this time for comments he made 3 years ago about how girls should marry while they're still teenagers. That's the right age, he announced to a crowd at a conference gathering of th...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Delusions and American Social Cohesion in Jeopardy, Experts warn

Duck Dynasty Delusions and American Social Cohesion in Jeopardy, Experts warn

WEST MONROE, LA--Phil Robertson, star of A&E's Duck Dynasty, got into trouble with his politically incorrect comments about homosexuality being un-Christian. For financial reasons, A&E stood by Mr. Robertson, Duck Dynasty will continue filmin...

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Funny story: Louisiana Names Duck Dynasty's Robertson Family As Its 2013 Family of The Year

Louisiana Names Duck Dynasty's Robertson Family As Its 2013 Family of The Year

BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - State Senator Howie Du Croissant [R-Shreveport] has just informed the news media that the state has decided to honor the Robertson family, stars of the hit A&E television show Duck Dynasty. Senator Du Croissant stated...

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Funny story: Phil Robertson to Go After Druids & Christmas Trees Next?

Phil Robertson to Go After Druids & Christmas Trees Next?

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty has just been rehired and many are celebrating the fact. But a new sermon by the Preacher may begin another controversy but not so bad as the last one. "He is going to come down strong on having Christmas trees all d...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Says That He Will Never Appear On Duck Dynasty

Adam Lambert Says That He Will Never Appear On Duck Dynasty

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Adam Lambert has just stated that he will never appear on the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty no matter how much money he is offered. Lambert had just finished performing a concert at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cuc...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Highly Incensed At Her Own Tea Bag Party

Sarah Palin Highly Incensed At Her Own Tea Bag Party

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was sitting out on the porch of her Wasilla home, Casa Moscow, talking to GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater. She told Ms. Wishywater that she was highly incensed that her own Tea Bag Party, a party that she...

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Funny story: Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: I Told 'em Don't Cha Be Messin' With Us Louisiana Cajuns!

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: I Told 'em Don't Cha Be Messin' With Us Louisiana Cajuns!

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson was sitting in his living room watching a rerun of Duck Dynasty with his wife Miss Kay. They had invited Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine to visit with them. Voodoo is the sister of Louisiana stand u...

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