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Funny story: More Slow Cooked Food for Slow Minded Folk

More Slow Cooked Food for Slow Minded Folk

Following the last installment of the ever-so infrequent series on 'Best Ways to Use Your Slow Cooker the Best' we can take great delight in providing further recipes to tingle your taste buds. Slowbread This is very much like Shortbread, but cooked in a much slower fashion. Using the same ingredients; white sugar, butter, and oatmeal flour (or plain white (wheat) flour if you prefer). This...

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Funny story: Rufus T. Firefly, World's Oldest Living Ruler, Dies in Freedonia

Rufus T. Firefly, World's Oldest Living Ruler, Dies in Freedonia

The world's oldest living ruler, Rufus T. Firefly, passed away at his home in Freedonia yesterday. Firefly has been the President of Freedonia since 1933 and guided the nation through it's bankruptcy and war with neighboring Sylvania. He was 150 ye...

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Funny story: Duck Decoy Malfunction Left Unexplained

Duck Decoy Malfunction Left Unexplained

A Harlingen area family was left puzzled on Sunday when a duck decoy they had placed in their backyard to attract real ducks failed to perform to plan. Christopher and Adriana Baker were both approached by their two young children early that after...

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Funny story: What The Duck?

What The Duck?

Conservative MP for Gosport, Sir Peter Viggers has become the latest victim of the MP 'snouts in the trough' expenses scandal following revelations that he claimed thousands of pounds of taxpayers money for the garden at his Stubbington home. Outr...

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Funny story: Darling denies G20 duck rumours

Darling denies G20 duck rumours

Alistair Darling today denied rumours he was to set a duck loose at this week's meeting of the G20 nations in London, England. It is traditional for finance ministers to play a practical joke on the final day, but the chancellor denied he had plan...

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Funny story: Idyllic Village Pond Invaded By Dirty Duck

Idyllic Village Pond Invaded By Dirty Duck

Consternation today amongst Twitchers and locals alike in the village of Spoof On Why as a dirty duck invaded the pond on the village green and proceeded to intimidate the local duck population. Local pond-watcher, conservationist, and cross-dress...

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Funny story: Ben and Jerry on Cherry's Cherry: "We're Straight"

Ben and Jerry on Cherry's Cherry: "We're Straight"

NEW YORK CITY, NY - "This just goes to show how quick people are to judge," quacks Jerry, a blue duck from "the other side of the pond." He claims he and his friend Ben have been falsely labeled gay by so-called duck experts and by the media. The...

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Funny story: Ducks Sue United States

Ducks Sue United States

AP NEWSLIAR (Wash. DC) -- Ducks nationwide have filed a class-action lawsuit against the People of the United States. The lawsuit charges that use of the phrase "lame duck" in reference to the soon-to-be over Bush administration constitutes slander.

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Funny story: Bush's Lame Duck Admin Goes Web Feet Up!

Bush's Lame Duck Admin Goes Web Feet Up!

Many US Presidential administrations have experienced a decline in influence in their final year. Thus the term,lame duck came into being. Even twice elected Presidents have had to face some dimunition in their prestige and power. But Presidentia...

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Funny story: Ted Nugent Rides into Walmart on a Huge Duck

Ted Nugent Rides into Walmart on a Huge Duck

Rock star Ted Nugent surprized everyone in a local Michigan Walmart when he rode in on a gigantic duck just a few days ago. "Woooo-Haw!" yelled the musician. "This is sure one son of a bitchin big duck! Bet they don't do THIS in France!" Nugen...

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Funny story: Duck Restaurant To Open In England

Duck Restaurant To Open In England

An exclusive restaurant for wild ducks is to open in Worcester, it was announced today.

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Funny story: Bush Enrolls in Ringling Brothers Clown College

Bush Enrolls in Ringling Brothers Clown College

George Walker Bush has been considering his post-Presidential options as his lame duck presidency grows lamer and lamer and he ducks responsibility more and more.

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Funny story: Duck Gets Order of Protection

Duck Gets Order of Protection

A Peking duck in Central Islip, Long Island, NY has been granted an order of protection from a Suffolk County judge.

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Funny story: Tehran's Ducks went on protest following Arrest of an American Duck in Washington

Tehran's Ducks went on protest following Arrest of an American Duck in Washington

Thousands of Ducks from around the country gathered in Tehran streets following an arrest of American Duck in Washington. They had banners showing "Down with Ducks" "Fly with Ducks" "walk like Ducks".

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Funny story: A duck arrested in Washington while protesting.

A duck arrested in Washington while protesting.

Today, at early morning, Security officials have arrested a duck just as she was about to cross the allowed lines for protesters right outside white house.

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Funny story: Donald Duck & Goofy: The Taliban Killers

Donald Duck & Goofy: The Taliban Killers

Open on a lonely bar in the middle of the Nevada desert.

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Funny story: Harvey Nichols To Stop Selling Liver Pate

Harvey Nichols To Stop Selling Liver Pate

Harvey Nichols, the posh people's shop that many working class folk treat as a sort of Mecca, will stop selling foie gras, senior executives announced yesterday.

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