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Funny story: Chinese Mix "Talking Doll" With Adult Dolls That Talk

Chinese Mix "Talking Doll" With Adult Dolls That Talk

The telephones at both "Toys Are Ours" and "Adult Moves" were both ringing off the hook today as thousands of customers were either wanting their money back or were ready to sue. The reason? Their baby girl's "Talky Toni Dolls" were saying "Do it...

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Funny story: "G.I. Joe" Leaves Moviegoers Asking: "Where's the 'Kung-Fu Grip?"

"G.I. Joe" Leaves Moviegoers Asking: "Where's the 'Kung-Fu Grip?"

Hollywood, California - When the new improved "G.I. Joe" with "Kung-Fu Action Grip" hit the toy store shelves in 1974, it left boys in the neighborhood stuck with their older versions of the 12-inch action figure holding their manhood cheep. So why w...

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Funny story: Toy Company Puts Out The Susan Boyle Action Figure Doll

Toy Company Puts Out The Susan Boyle Action Figure Doll

LIVERPOOL, England - The Cinderella Toy Company of Great Britain has just come out with The Susan Boyle Action Figure Doll. The doll which retails for 35 pounds ($51.46, U.S.) is amazingly realistic in detail. The doll stands 10 inches tall and ha...

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Funny story: Obama doll brought out

Obama doll brought out

Toy manufacturers Mathell today brought out its new Barack Obama doll. 'Have hours of fun with the Obama! Pull a string and hear it say 'Yes we can!' to any questions you ask it. Press a button and watch its skin change from black to white in a second, and then back again! Laugh as you make believe the plastic dummy is alive, and is a President that says and does things that matter!' Accesso...

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Funny story: Gibson's Blow Up Doll Affair Revealed

Gibson's Blow Up Doll Affair Revealed

Robyn Gibson estranged wife of Hollywood giant Mel Gibson has sensationally claimed the reason she left the veteran actor was due to his obsession with a blow up sex doll named Mrs Findley. "It was all so sudden" said Robyn of the unusual intrusio...

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Funny story: Piss On That Bernie Madoff Doll!

Piss On That Bernie Madoff Doll!

Pissed at disgraced investor thief, Bernard Madoff? There's a toy just for you! One of the vendors at this week's Toy Fair is offering the "Smash-Me Bernie," a $99.95 Madoff lookalike doll that wears a devil-red suit and carries a pitchfork. It comes...

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Funny story: New Line of Fashion Dolls: Golliwog, Sootie and Paki

New Line of Fashion Dolls: Golliwog, Sootie and Paki

In these dark days of economic collapse and calamity, crisis and near catastrophe, there will be a fresh and funky new line of brown fashion dolls to stem the problem. Inspired by the noble English nobility's recent outburst of love for their and...

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Funny story: Interactive Toys Selling Best

Interactive Toys Selling Best

Among the best-selling and most controversial toys of this past holiday season were the $39.95 "Gotta Go" Doll, the $59.95 Baby Alive and the Lead-painted recalled "Dogs & Trees" all three because of their interactive features, especially their d...

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Funny story: Golliwog Row Rumbles On And On And On And On...

Golliwog Row Rumbles On And On And On And On...

Following the sacking of Carol Thatcher for thoughtlessly referring to a leading tennis player (who cannot be named here for legal reasons, but who probably was Jo Wilfried Tsonga, although this has not been confirmed) the 'golliwog-gate scandal rumb...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden Doll Bombs

Osama bin Laden Doll Bombs

Las Vegas NV: The International Toy and Doll Show opened here at the Convention Center this week. Dolls from around the world were featured for the first time. Attendance was sparse as many of the manufacturer's representatives and salesmen were down...

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Funny story: Half a Century Barbie Checks into Hospital

Half a Century Barbie Checks into Hospital

As America's plastic beauty turned fifty, she experienced an episode that sent her to the Mattel General Hospital. Having breasts the size of melons on an 18 inch body never seemed to bother Barbie. The most popular toy doll went about her busine...

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Funny story: Jesus is 2008 Toy Miracle Seller - Outsells Barbie!

Jesus is 2008 Toy Miracle Seller - Outsells Barbie!

This year's miracle seller has literally risen from the dead this season and broken all sales records. The Jesus doll, long considered somewhat naff and tacky, has been reincarnated for 2008 Christmas with a new look and a suite of miracle accesso...

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Funny story: Little Tommy trades his Batman sheets for Princess Barbie

Little Tommy trades his Batman sheets for Princess Barbie

Little Tommy Wallerby had quite the outing on December 1, 2008. The four-year-old tyke's West Vancouver parents were a little put off when their belligerent son requested Princess Barbie sheets during a recent family shopping trip to Wal Mart.

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Funny story: Presenting Joe The Plumber Action Figure Doll

Presenting Joe The Plumber Action Figure Doll

PEORIA, Illinois - The Assbro Toy Co. has just announced that it has started 24-hour-a-day production on what they are hoping will be the most popular toy of the Christmas season the 'Joe The Plumber' action figure doll.' Assbro will be selling t...

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Funny story: "Wall Street Investment Banker Doll" cancelled; replaced with "Che Guevara Socialist Guerilla Marketing Action Figure"

"Wall Street Investment Banker Doll" cancelled; replaced with "Che Guevara Socialist Guerilla Marketing Action Figure"

New York, New York - Stocks rose moderately before falling farther on the news that a toy-manufacturing company is following in the footsteps of billionaire Warren Buffett in restoring faith in turbulent financial markets. Only not by investing a com...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy

Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy

Following the recent incredible success of the Sarah Palin action figure, a new addition to honour the vice presidential nominee has gone in to production. A life size Sarah Palin blow up doll is being manufactured at the 'Fuk Mi' adult toy factor...

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Funny story: Talking Palin doll says "Kill! Drill! Spill!"

Talking Palin doll says "Kill! Drill! Spill!"

In what many observers have described to be like a scene from horror film Child's Play, the Republican Party unveiled its new Sarah Palin doll, which goes on sale at toy stores throughout the US, complete with reindeer cleaver, portable oil derrick a...

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