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Funny story: Leading Scientist - "Water causes cancer"

Leading Scientist - "Water causes cancer"

Today scientists have announced that they have discovered a major breakthrough in Cancer research. For years cancer researchers worldwide have strained their minds looking for a common denominator to link all forms of cancer. Today leading onc...

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Funny story: Breathing Linked To Pinworms Disease

Breathing Linked To Pinworms Disease

A new report from the Surgeon Colonel is that they have completed a major study that links breathing to Pinworms Disease. "It's almost 100%", stated S.G. to this reporter. "Two in the study have disappeared and we can't find them, but 100% of the...

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Funny story: As old as time? Aspartame disease plagued Pharaoh's court

As old as time? Aspartame disease plagued Pharaoh's court

WASHINGTON DC - According to sources at FDA, you can't blame this one on the FDA: Researchers have found signs of aspartame disease -- normally thought of as a modern disease caused by toxic artificial sweeteners protected by the FDA-- in 3,700-year-...

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Funny story: SuperFlu sweeps nation

SuperFlu sweeps nation

Stovington, Vermont - Dr. Denninger of the Center for Disease Control has confirmed that this latest strain of flu, know as "SuperFlu" or "Captain Tripps" is now at the level of a national emergency. Government officials have heretofore been retic...

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Funny story: New STI Pandemic Threatens the World

New STI Pandemic Threatens the World

We've had Small Pox, We've had Bird Flu, We've had Swine Flu, but a new Sexually Transmitted Infection threatens to wipe those infections off the map,and may spell the end for mankind as we know it. Rosea Pelmetum Explodum or Canvey Rose as it has...

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Funny story: Disease Control Warns: Swine Flu May Actually Enjoy Alcohol Based Hand-Sanitizers

Disease Control Warns: Swine Flu May Actually Enjoy Alcohol Based Hand-Sanitizers

In a press release Thursday, a disease control representative warned that alcohol based hand sanitizers are not effective against swine flu, and may in fact be promoting its spread. "The data is still coming in, but preliminary reports point to an...

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Funny story: Hog Warts, Restless Pig Syndrome Also on Rise

Hog Warts, Restless Pig Syndrome Also on Rise

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Even as the World Health Organization struggles to contain a recent outbreak of swine flu, a startling number of other swine related diseases and illnesses have begun to crop up across the globe. "This latest development is esp...

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Funny story: CTS: The new Sars or Y2K?

CTS: The new Sars or Y2K?

CTS. The Silent Killer! - Unspoken of for too long, an insidious killer lurks in our midst. A silent affliction, mainly affecting older men, it gradually overwhelms, so slowly yet so comfortably that the victim is blissfully unaware of his own impend...

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Funny story: Resarch chemist finds cure for no known disease

Resarch chemist finds cure for no known disease

Professor Ivor Prescripton, a research chemist from the University of Nowhere, has found a cure for no known disease.

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Funny story: Major Breakthrough in Pathology

Major Breakthrough in Pathology

SKOKIE, Illinois (AP) -- Scientists at Devonshire Elementary rejoiced today as newly discovered evidence pointed the way to a stunning pathological breakthrough. According to new research, the debilitating disease known as "Cooties" is now...

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Funny story: Pope has Immunity Disease

Pope has Immunity Disease

Pope Benedict XVI has come down with a rare disease which affects the immune system. The symptoms are more severe than AIDS because he can never have contact with another human again.

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Funny story: Woman Arrested in Fatal Shooting Shooting Shooting Shooting

Woman Arrested in Fatal Shooting Shooting Shooting Shooting

Dear readers: I, Fred Bundy Bundy, a Pulitzer Prize Prize Prize winner, mind you, have just just just been diagnosed with "Late Night Commercial-Infommercial Disease Disease Disease."...

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Funny story: Walk For Cure Leads To Cure

Walk For Cure Leads To Cure

It was just another Walk for the Cure, hundreds of good folks raising money for Kidney Disease research on a bright fall morning. No one could have predicted that this time, the "Walk for the Cure" would actually lead to a cure for one of...

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Funny story: Yet Another Rare and Strangely Named Disease Identified in Britain

Yet Another Rare and Strangely Named Disease Identified in Britain

Scientists confirmed yesterday that an outbreak of 'Brown Nose' disease had been identified in pudding-faced old-Etonian and Conservative Party Leader, David Cameron at the annual party conference in Blackpoo...

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Funny story: AMA report: Herpes being misdiagnosed as hemorrhoids

AMA report: Herpes being misdiagnosed as hemorrhoids

The American Medical Association stunned the nation today with the release of a report deriding doctors for purposely misdiagnosing anal herpes as hemorrhoids. The report estimates that nearly two-thirds of the painful rectal sores are in fact due to...

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Funny story: 'Stone Disease' could become pandemic

'Stone Disease' could become pandemic

The first cases of a disease which causes people to turn to stone have been confirmed in Berkshire. Hospital staff have so far refused to comment on how the four victims may have contracted the disease, but it is believed to be caused by a mutated fo...

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Funny story: Legionnaires Disease Outbreak Leaves One Dead, Others Feeling "Ropey"

Legionnaires Disease Outbreak Leaves One Dead, Others Feeling "Ropey"

The laboratory in Surrey at the centre of the Foot & Mouth outbreak investigation, is being blamed for the outbreak of another potentially fatal illness, Legionnaires Disease, in the West Midlands to...

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