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Funny story: Research Quantifies Dangers of Watching Cartoons

Research Quantifies Dangers of Watching Cartoons

Professor Ted Harvard, who teaches at the University of Bedford in New York City held a news conference on Tuesday to present his argument that watching cartoons harms the lives of small children across the nation. He complains that children who are...

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Funny story: Local Man Stops Drinking - Friends And Family Suspicious

Local Man Stops Drinking - Friends And Family Suspicious

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was viewed with deep suspicion today by friends and family members as news emerged that he has not partaken of any form of alcoholic beverage since January 1st 2010. Shuttlecock, who grew up in the hard drinking, hard...

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Funny story: Opportunist a danger to an intelligent society

Opportunist a danger to an intelligent society

Bargain hunting is the most fervent of pastimes in the United States, a country built on liberty, equality and the right to shop. But it is one that may no longer appeal to Patricia VanLester, who was knocked unconscious in an opportunist stampede fo...

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Funny story: "Ryan's Plan" Knew Too Much

"Ryan's Plan" Knew Too Much

VANCOUVER (Varietal Magazine) - The voice on the other end of the telephone was fraught with panic: "Listen to me, I need to disappear for a little while... If they even know that I am talking with you, your life could be in danger too!"...

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Funny story: Weapons Hazardous, Researcher Says

Weapons Hazardous, Researcher Says

Berkeley, CA. A scientist at the Lawrence Livermore Laboratory announced the results of a five-year study which he contends shows the existence of a possible link between the detonation of explosive devices in heavily-populated areas and an increased...

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Funny story: Government safety warning about tombstoning and other activities

Government safety warning about tombstoning and other activities

Following the hideous accident that happened recently to a man who engaged in the so-called sport of "tombstoning" (jumping off a pier with a gravestone with their name inscribed on it), the Government has passed sa...

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Funny story: The Dangers of Teeth Whitening Kits Exposed

The Dangers of Teeth Whitening Kits Exposed

Dentists and leading scientists have compiled a report highlighting the significant risks involved with DIY "over the counter" teeth whitening kits. It has emerged that a single pack could contain upto more than twice the amount of bleach f...

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Funny story: Draft Dodgers Putin and Bush Swap Success Stories

Draft Dodgers Putin and Bush Swap Success Stories

What better place for a couple of guys who managed to never put their lives in danger than to joke around at a memorial for millions who did? "Its pretty ironic, isn't it?" laughed Russian fun boy Vlad. "Yeah, me and my buddy George made Commander in...

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Funny story: Danger found lurking round corner

Danger found lurking round corner

Scientists have finally discovered exactly which corners danger is most likely to lurk around. The scientists at L'Oreal have been working on the question of whether danger lurks around every corner.

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