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Funny story: Kenny Chesney Insists He's A Straight Shooter

Kenny Chesney Insists He's A Straight Shooter

NASHVILLE - Country music artist Kenny Chesney has just told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that he has just about had his fill of all of these prairie fairy rumors. Chesney met with reporter Buck Yazoo at a Burger Belle in Nashville and stated that he's...

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Funny story: Blake Shelton Refuses To Get Into Rehab Because There's No Beer There

Blake Shelton Refuses To Get Into Rehab Because There's No Beer There

NASHVILLE - One of country music's biggest party hounds, Blake Shelton, has been told by several close friends that he really needs to get himself into rehab as his beer drinking is getting a little bit on the out-of-hand side. The 6-foot-5-inch t...

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Funny story: Carrie Underwood's Husband Hints That The Couple Could Be Heading For Divorceville

Carrie Underwood's Husband Hints That The Couple Could Be Heading For Divorceville

NASHVILLE - Carrie Underwood has become one of the most popular country artists in the world of country music. She has sold over 15 million albums and her Carrie Underwood Bobblehead Doll has consistently stayed in the top five nationwide. The...

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Funny story: A Furiously Jealous Faith Hill Is Becoming The Wicked Witch of The South

A Furiously Jealous Faith Hill Is Becoming The Wicked Witch of The South

FRANKLIN, Tennessee - A close unnamed friend of Tim McGraw and his wife Faith Hill has stated that the couple seem to be carrying on more and more like the Hatfields and McCoys. The source said that it all stems from Hill being upset at the fact t...

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Funny story: US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group

US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group

Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Tony Blair, George Bush And Barack O'Bama have formed a new Country and Western Band called Fuk-U-All. And guess what? They have a new line-dance to go with it! Called "The Democracy". Blair, of course, alwa...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Scoffs At The Lesbian Rumors Saying They're So Gay

Taylor Swift Scoffs At The Lesbian Rumors Saying They're So Gay

MEMPHIS - Taylor Swift has said that she has pretty much been accused of many things, but up until now she has never been accused of being a lesbianite. The country singer giggled as she talked to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk about t...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Needs To Throw All Of Her Makeup In The Trash Can

Dolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Needs To Throw All Of Her Makeup In The Trash Can

WATERLOO, Iowa - Dolly Parton at 67, showed everyone that she can still bring 'em in as she performed before a sold-out concert at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo. Parton sang all of her big hits from "Appalachian Memories" to "You...

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Funny story: The Reason Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Could Be Heading For Splitsville

The Reason Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Could Be Heading For Splitsville

NASHVILLE - One of country music's most popular couples Tim McGraw and Faith Hill appear to be acting out some of the more quintessential country music songs regarding the wandering itches. An unnamed inside source told Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine that...

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Funny story: Wynonna Judd Says That The Skinny Pills Don't Work

Wynonna Judd Says That The Skinny Pills Don't Work

NASHVILLE - Wynonna Judd was in the recording studio working on a new album that she says will be released in November. She remarked that she has always liked the music of Little Jimmy Dickens and so she decided to do an album with 10 of his songs...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Says That Full-Figured Women Make The Best Wives

Kelly Clarkson Says That Full-Figured Women Make The Best Wives

CUCAMONGA, California - Kelly Clarkson has stated many times that she does not have to be as skinny as LeAnn Rimes to feel good about herself. The country music singer performed at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga and she was talking backsta...

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Funny story: Miranda Lambert Tells Hubby Blake Shelton To Cut Back On His Beer Drinking Or Else She'll Be Gone Like The Wind

Miranda Lambert Tells Hubby Blake Shelton To Cut Back On His Beer Drinking Or Else She'll Be Gone Like The Wind

NASHVILLE - There appears to be some trouble a-brewin' in the Blake Shelton-Miranda Lambert household. Word from a very reliable, inside source tells Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that the little bitty Miranda has just about had her fill of the tall drin...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Crushed As Parents Announce They Are Divorcing

Miley Cyrus Crushed As Parents Announce They Are Divorcing

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus has just learned that her father the country music artist formerly known as Billy Ray Cyrus has just filed for divorce. Billy Ray and his wife Tish, who looks exactly like Miley, have been married for 19 years. Cyrus...

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Funny story: Miranda Lambert Getting Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton's Name Calling

Miranda Lambert Getting Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton's Name Calling

NASHVILLE - Country music artist and The Voice mentor Blake Shelton who stands 6-foot-5-inches tall towers a whole 13 inches above his wife fellow country music singer Miranda Lambert who is 5-foot-4. A close friend of the couples has said that li...

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Funny story: George Jones sings his way into heaven

George Jones sings his way into heaven

George Jones, the ever inspiring country singer who sang the popular music hit "He Stopped Loving Her Today," died at the age of 81. The Juniper Knights Women's Club held a march in his honor Friday, KFC television reports. Jones died at a hos...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Has Been Walking for Years, We Just Can't See It

Stephen Hawking Has Been Walking for Years, We Just Can't See It

An inside source has revealed that Stephen Hawking, the world renowned theoretical physicist who is confined to a wheelchair, has been "walking for several years now" and claims that the world is just too close-minded to observe it. The sourc...

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Funny story: Faith Hill Erupts At The Touchy-Feely Antics of Hubby Tim McGraw and Taylor Swift

Faith Hill Erupts At The Touchy-Feely Antics of Hubby Tim McGraw and Taylor Swift

NEW ORLEANS - Tim McGraw and Taylor Swift performed together at a concert in the Big Easy's Voodoo Arena. The crowd went wild when the duo launched into their duet titled "Highways Don't Lie - But Back Streets Sure A Shootin' Do." Many in the a...

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Funny story: Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's New Song "Accidental Racist" Banned In Mississippi

Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's New Song "Accidental Racist" Banned In Mississippi

NASHVILLE - Country crooner Brad Paisley was sitting at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Music City, when he overheard someone mention his latest song. The diner patron told his lady friend that he felt that the new country-hip hop song "Accidenta...

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