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Funny story: Hackers hunting for 'proof' of Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy 2000

Hackers hunting for 'proof' of Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy 2000

London - Hackers and conspiracy nutz are trying to hunt down a Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy during a gap year stint at a Machiavellian - er...Florentine! - language school. A complex matrix of cyberspace erasures and deletions detected in r...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Death Pictures Released As Conspiracy Theories Mount

Bin Laden Death Pictures Released As Conspiracy Theories Mount

The US Government are under increasing pressure to publish the rumoured photographs of recently killed Al-Qaeda kingpin Osama Bin Laden, as suspicions grow over the true nature of his death. Molly Bridgend, 57, a local landlady, told us "we want e...

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Funny story: In Wake of Bin Laden's Death; Conspiracy Theorists Become Confused

In Wake of Bin Laden's Death; Conspiracy Theorists Become Confused

2011, May 3 First there were the Truthers, then the Birthers, and now in the wake of the death of Osama Bin Laden, we have the Proofers. Hundreds of thousands of people, who on May 1, 2011, were chanting USA, USA and firing shotguns into the ai...

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Funny story: Mars mission conspiracy

Mars mission conspiracy

For the past eighteen months, half a dozen people have been trapped in a tin can in Siberia simulating a trip to Mars, with a simulated landing a couple of weeks ago, followed by two weeks of simulated Martian surface missions, collecting rocks, look...

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Funny story: Lennon's Microphones Up For Sale

Lennon's Microphones Up For Sale

The microphones Neil Lennon first used to announce his beliefs in a Celtic conspiracy are to be auctioned for charity. The whole of season 2011/11 has been punctuated by the Celtic manager's rants against the Scottish Football Association, journal...

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Funny story: WTF? Thompson/Venables cover-up dominates yet another Prime Monsterial agenda

WTF? Thompson/Venables cover-up dominates yet another Prime Monsterial agenda

London - "Utter bollox!" is how sources close to the Cabinet Orifice described it today. The response comes as a conspiracy theory website threatens to publish DNA data 'that has held four consecutive British Prime Monsters to ransom'. Yeah, ri...

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Funny story: Celtic Conspiracy Theory Latest

Celtic Conspiracy Theory Latest

The increasingly boring question of whether or not there is conspiracy in Scottish football against Glasgow Celtic took on a sinister turn with the rumour that manager Neil Lennon is set to reveal some even more bizarre claims. Its understood that...

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Funny story: Still No Conspiracy Theory in Singer's Death

Still No Conspiracy Theory in Singer's Death

This April will mark the ninth anniversary of the death of Alice in Chains singer Layne Staley. Yet, almost a decade after the sad event, no conspiracy theory has been put forth to explain the vocalist's demise. According to Kyle Starbuck, a mus...

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Funny story: Conspiracy theorists fan the flames as DC lobbyist Ashley Turton dies in freak garage blaze

Conspiracy theorists fan the flames as DC lobbyist Ashley Turton dies in freak garage blaze

Washington - (Bonfire of the Insanities): The DC energy lobbyist and wife of presidential aide Dan Turton died in a shocking, freakishly bizarre 5am car blaze in her garage on Monday. Police and fire department investigators are on the case amid s...

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Funny story: The planets conspire to upstage Julian Assange bail appeal

The planets conspire to upstage Julian Assange bail appeal

London - (Winter Triangle): A Mercury-Mars-Pluto conjunction straddling Capricorn threatens to scupper the whistleblower's court appearance on Tuesday. The stunning triplicity occurs on the natal Sun/Mercury conjunction of a top UN war crimes pros...

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Funny story: Merovignian line collapse as Harriers booted off Ark of the Covenant

Merovignian line collapse as Harriers booted off Ark of the Covenant

London - (Green & Unpleasant Land News): It's goodbye and bloody good riddance to all that Illuminati bollox as the UK's flagshit carrier is mothballed for posterity. HMS Ark of the Covenant's RIP sees a host of dodgy Navy blue bloodlines scup...

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Funny story: Conspiracy Theories Circulating Around Couple Released from Somali Pirates

Conspiracy Theories Circulating Around Couple Released from Somali Pirates

LONDON - The couple who were released from the Somali pirates are relieved to be back home. After their 13-month situation, many theorists have come up with the story behind their so-called ordeal. "Well," said FourForFour, an internet theorist...

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Funny story: Conspiracy theories abound after Paul The Octopus's death

Conspiracy theories abound after Paul The Octopus's death

Berlin, Germany. Theories are rapidly developing after the death of FIFA World Cup hero, Paul the Octopus. Many people are detecting strange goings on, both before and after his demise. A German journalist has suggested that Paul was taken down by...

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Funny story: The Truth About Conspiracy Theorists

The Truth About Conspiracy Theorists

There are many conspiracy theories that have been floating around the internet for years! The most famous conspiracy theory is that 9/11 was an inside job. There are many other conspiracy theories out there as well. The craziest conspiracy theory that I've ever heard is that the government is using the media to separate the sexes in order to reduce the human population. When you hear these...

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Funny story: Time traveller in Chaplin's film reveals time travel conspiracy

Time traveller in Chaplin's film reveals time travel conspiracy

It has come to light that the time traveller spotted in the Charlie Chaplin film of 1928 is the genuine article, and on top of this, a lot of the rebuttals against this being the genuine article are from Time Travellers themselves. A rogue time trave...

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Funny story: Conspiracy Theory No 87769

Conspiracy Theory No 87769

When the Apollo 11 astronauts landed on the lunar surface the last thing they expected to find was that the moon was made of green cheese. But that's precisely what they did find. It was Neil Armstrong who first discovered this amazing fact. Picking up a small moon rock he discovered that it was both crumbly and, when examined closely, had a faint greenish tinge. He took it back to the...

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Funny story: Liberal friend has some books you should read

Liberal friend has some books you should read

ST. LOUIS, MO-Informing you that you are "way off base" with your political views and that you haven't "seen all the evidence", your left-wing associate would like you to know that he is in possession of some books you really need to check out. "You really don't know what you're talking about, man," your friend has notified you. "I have some stuff you should take a look at." Your childish an...

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