Showing:

Funny satire stories about capitalism

Try another search?

Funny story: Churlish Captain Capitalism Saves Miners

Churlish Captain Capitalism Saves Miners

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - The Churlish Captain Capitalism & Executive Sidekick, Dale the Driller, saved the Chilean miners using their free-market super hero tools. "It needs to be said," stated The Captain, "The rescue is a smashing victory for free...

Read full story
Funny story: Humble Pie

Humble Pie

Public, it's a somber day. A recent poll showed that near on forty percent of America's youth support socialism over capitalism. I had intended upon being sickened in my post today, but an overwhelming sorrow o'ertakes my oration, obviously brought out by our less than omnipotent offsprings' impotent, incredulous intake of external propaganda. Moreover, more malicious than making maddening poll...

Read full story
Funny story: U.S. Secretly Planning Invasion of Heaven

U.S. Secretly Planning Invasion of Heaven

The United States intends to send troops into Heaven, in a move to prevent terrorists from operating there. Called Operation Free Heaven, the top-secret plan, conceived during the Bush administration but never carried out, is gaining momentum in high...

Read full story
Funny story: Apocalypse Now: Pestilence Obama Leads Charge To Wipe Out Capitalism

Apocalypse Now: Pestilence Obama Leads Charge To Wipe Out Capitalism

Outlined against a somber, blue-grey socialist sky in Washington, President Barack Hussein Obama brings back images of Pestilence as he plots the extermination of capitalism in America. As part of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Pestilence r...

Read full story
Funny story: How To Make Life Even More Miserable For The Downtrodden And Unemployed

How To Make Life Even More Miserable For The Downtrodden And Unemployed

The following procedures are already being followed by millions of your fellow human beings in minor positions of power: If you are a big employer be sure to lay off people rather than let the shareholders take a hit on their stocks. Business is always more important than people. If you are a bank or financial institution since you are not making investments in this recession cannibalize you...

Read full story
Funny story: Obama On - "Show Capitalism The Red Card Campaign!"

Obama On - "Show Capitalism The Red Card Campaign!"

The great English union leader Arthur (The Scar) Gill once said: "Red or Blue, we all have pub talk under our skin. "Say what you like about politics, but religion and politics remain some of the few things around that can disunite people all over...

Read full story
Funny story: Brown reveals Capitalism revival plan - throwing stuff, TV roulette and phone-in votes

Brown reveals Capitalism revival plan - throwing stuff, TV roulette and phone-in votes

Prime Minister Gordon Brown yesterday gave a surprisingly upbeat view of how the economy will improve over the coming year. Speaking at the December Number 10 news conference, he invited journalists to throw their shoes at him: "Give it your...

Read full story
Funny story: Bush declares 'War on Capitalism'

Bush declares 'War on Capitalism'

US President George Bush, mastermind of the world-wide war on terror, in his last few months in office, has opened a new front in his relentless drive against enemies of mankind. Last night, in a prime-time televised speech seeking public support for...

Read full story
Funny story: Economist Adam Smith Visits U. S. Congress

Economist Adam Smith Visits U. S. Congress

Adam Smith, dead since 1790, came back to earth recently to comment on the current crisis in financial markets. In light of the present problems in the American economy, many now question Smith's famous economic doctrine of the "invisible hand"...

Read full story
Funny story: Communist China bails out American capitalism

Communist China bails out American capitalism

In an unprecedented foreign policy move, China now claims to be the economic super power of the world. China's foreign policy economic advisor Mr. Misohorny stated, "The American Government owes us billions of dollars worth of debt and realized th...

Read full story
Funny story: Where Has the White Man Gone?

Where Has the White Man Gone?

He once stood tall in society, garnering the respect-no, reverence-of all he passed. We once held the belief that he was the lone soul whose valor led Him to discover the New World, found capitalism, build the automobile, set foot on the moon, and even father Norah Jones and Freddie Prinze Jr. Indeed, he was the White Man. With time, however, ours beliefs change.

Read full story
Funny story: Ron Paul Comes Forward With Universal Health Care Plan

Ron Paul Comes Forward With Universal Health Care Plan

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul spoke today about the need for a sound health care system. In his speech he set forth his own proposal for universal health care.

Read full story
Funny story: Sarkozy tells France "You're going to be my bitch"

Sarkozy tells France "You're going to be my bitch"

Paris - Yesterday, in a major speech setting out his radical vision for a new France, nouveau Thatcherite plastic Blair model, Nicolas Sarkozy told a delirious crowd of sycophantic Parisians of his second hand, slightly used vision for the country.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more