The General International Honourable Association of Daleks (GIHAD) and National Union of Ninjas (NUNS) are this week taking the French Government to the International Court of Inhuman Rights over what they see as slur on their respective races. Br...
French President Nicholas Sarkozy has stunned the world by announcing that burks are not welcome in France. He is thought to have taken this hardline stance following meeting Gordon Broon and Barefaced Obama. "After meeting those two idiots Sarko...
Despite protestations from Iran's President in Cheating, Hava Nodinnajaquet, President Sarkozy of France has banned the wearing of the Burkha in France. In a statement issued today, the President said that it was not permissible for French men to...
The Government today announced that Burkas were to be denied the right to settle in the UK unless special circumstances were present. Originally the Government had lost in court, but on appeal the High Court found the Government's argument to be of m...
Damascus - El Jazeera has uncovered a plan hatched by Dick Cheney and the CIA to turn the Islamic world upside down by radically changing the design of the Burka in next spring's fashion show here in Damascus. Cheney, who prefers to go by his las...
A Moslem leader has said a British broadcasting company has been disrespectful to Moslem women and Islam after it aired photographs and information on its website of Moslem women wearing Moslem traditional dress and made nasty comments as well. Th...
On Sky Television News today Boris Johnson the new Mayor of London announced that from next Month all ugly women entering the City of London must wear a Bhurka.
A Channel Islands-based organisation, the Jersey International Honourable Association of Daleks (JIHAD) has reacted strongly to a request from the National passport Office that member Daleks remove their lids prior to having their photographs taken f...
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