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Funny story: American Author Dies Attempting British Spoof

American Author Dies Attempting British Spoof

PICADILLY CIRCUS, London - An unidentified American tourist died today while visiting a British satirical. The bloke had just stepped from the lift coming up from the tube. He was enjoying the many colours, odours, and flavours of Picadilly when...

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Funny story: Shock results in new sex survey

Shock results in new sex survey

A shocking new survey has lifted the lid on the sex lives of Brits. After decades of the world thinking that Brits would rather have a cup of Earl Grey than have sex, it now seems we are a race of sexual opportunists with the morals of a politician.

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Funny story: British Men Unlikely To Embrace Lederhosen Because 'It's All A Bit Gay'

British Men Unlikely To Embrace Lederhosen Because 'It's All A Bit Gay'

British men over the age of sixteen are expected to openly revolt against an EU directive stipulating that in the interests of European brotherhood, they should demonstrate support for their German counterparts by wearing lederhosen for work and leis...

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Funny story: British Teens Say Mine Rescue Is 'Boring'

British Teens Say Mine Rescue Is 'Boring'

The rescue of the Chilean miners from their 700m prison by Chilean mining engineers may have gripped the world at large, but it appears that most British teens think that the whole thing is a crashing bore. Experts theorise that because the rescue...

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Funny story: London 2012 etiquette guide tells snarky Brits not to offer visitors sex in exchange for a pint

London 2012 etiquette guide tells snarky Brits not to offer visitors sex in exchange for a pint

LONDON-ISTAN: Britain's national tourism agency has issued a raft of etiquette guidelines to educate its snarky, obnoxious, anti-social, abusive citizens on how to welcome "hundreds of foreign visitors" coming to London for the 2012 Summer Olympics.

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Funny story: British Film Industry In Crisis - Hollywood Moguls Put The Boot In

British Film Industry In Crisis - Hollywood Moguls Put The Boot In

As the British Film Industry reels under austerity measures introduced by the Con-Dem coalition government, including the scrapping of the UK Film Council - which has funded countless film projects (at least half a dozen, and counting...) - industry...

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Funny story: Descendent of Paul Revere Declares, 'The British Keep Coming!'

Descendent of Paul Revere Declares, 'The British Keep Coming!'

Thomas Jefferson George Revere, widely known but not necessarily respected for being the great, great, great, great grandson of noted Revolutionary War figure Paul Revere, continues to warn residents of Boston proper about the never ending invasion o...

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Funny story: National Oak day to replace St George's day

National Oak day to replace St George's day

Boffins at some university or other have decided it would be a jolly good idea to replace St George with a better symbol of British identity. They rightly suggest that St George's day should be scrapped since St George was not English, never fought a...

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Funny story: Viking Long Ships spotted in North Sea

Viking Long Ships spotted in North Sea

The North Sea: Three Viking long ships where spotted in the North sea today off the coast of England in what appears to be some sort of extremely delayed retaliation attempt for the "Battle of Stamford Bridge" in 1066. Locals thought it to be som...

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Funny story: Online Americans Think They Can Impersonate The English Shock

Online Americans Think They Can Impersonate The English Shock

In a shock today, millions of Americans that tried to pretend they were English were found out as fakes in two seconds by the few Britons that bother to write for this website, especially when they were a-talkin' about that totally uninteresting Brit...

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Funny story: More Minarets, Please - We're British!

More Minarets, Please - We're British!

(Defecated News)Following the banning of minaret building in Switzerland, and the same potentially happening in Italy, the UK Labour government has expressed its desire to promote Islam in the UK. Minister for Anti-British Promotion, Sandy Tiksvo...

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Funny story: 'Sherlock Holmes and the Curse of Halloween'

'Sherlock Holmes and the Curse of Halloween'

'Has this story started yet?', Sherlock Holmes asked his colleague Dr. Watson, 'and if so what's for breakfast?' 'Yes, Holmes it has, but this morning we're having sauteed kippers in a hollandaise sauce with just that frisson of lime zest that makes all the difference.' 'Just peanut butter and toast for me and a pint of strong tea', Holmes said, and picked up The Daily Maily to read. 'Why, it's...

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Funny story: Boozy Brits Drink 80 Beers In One Week Holiday

Boozy Brits Drink 80 Beers In One Week Holiday

In a shock report, the Ministry of Health has announced that British holidaymakers habitually drink 80 beers in a one-week holiday! "This is disgusting" says Health Minister Gillian Merron "they are risking their health and wellbeing for momentary...

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Funny story: Brits piss on freedom

Brits piss on freedom

Its not big, it's not clever but mercy me when you've had a few its funny - British people pissing in public has been frowned upon in almost every place in the whole entire world since Britain flaked out and started giving back the Empire (what else...

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Funny story: British Bomb Sends LaGuardia Passengers Packing

British Bomb Sends LaGuardia Passengers Packing

NEW YORK (CNN) -- One man is in custody after LaGuardia Airport's Central Terminal was evacuated early Saturday morning. Flights were not allowed to take off or land at the airport while city police bomb technicians investigated the man's bag, acc...

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Funny story: Zac Efron To Star With Lucy Lastic In Brit Porn Spectacular?

Zac Efron To Star With Lucy Lastic In Brit Porn Spectacular?

London today, about five minutes after closing time - I have exclusively learned that Hollywood heart throb Zac Efron has been lined up to appear in pornographic spectacular The Pirates Of Zac's Pants. I was getting a much needed breath of fresh a...

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Funny story: Film stars attend the funeral of the British movie industry

Film stars attend the funeral of the British movie industry

The British movie industry, which died in 1984, was today laid to rest in London, and hundreds of famous actors and actresses attended the funeral. Helena Bonham-Carter, who has had surgery to make a Victorian costume part of her body, including a...

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