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Funny story: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Admits That Her And Fellow Dancing With The Stars Contestant Kyle "Tootsie Roll" Massey Are A 'Hot and Steamy' Item

Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Admits That Her And Fellow Dancing With The Stars Contestant Kyle "Tootsie Roll" Massey Are A 'Hot and Steamy' Item

MARICOPA, Arizona - By all first-hand accounts it does appear that Sarah Louise Palin is reportedly not a happy (Alaskan) camper at the moment. It seems that "Snowflake" has just learned that her 20-year-old daughter Bristol is dating star and fel...

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Funny story: Sarah and Todd Palin's Son Track Marries Britta Hanson In a Royal Alaskan Wedding With Everyone Dressed in Jeans

Sarah and Todd Palin's Son Track Marries Britta Hanson In a Royal Alaskan Wedding With Everyone Dressed in Jeans

HATCHERS PASS, Alaska - The little Alaskan village of Hatchers Pass was the scene of the biggest wedding in the area since 1897, when Eskimo Chief Sha Na Na's daughter Ohh La la married Hookerholt "Snowballs" Broomprackle, the son of Hollander and Sn...

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Funny story: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Talks Openly About Her Very Personal Female Surgery

Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Talks Openly About Her Very Personal Female Surgery

MARICOPA, Arizona - The eldest daughter of Todd and Sarah Palin, Bristol "The Pistol" Palin has just announced that she recently had some highly private crotch region surgery done. Bristol sat in the kitchen of her Maricopa, Arizona home and talke...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Bitterly Upset At The News That Some Arizona Tea Bag Party Members Are Planning To Form The Arizona Sand Bag Party

Sarah Palin Bitterly Upset At The News That Some Arizona Tea Bag Party Members Are Planning To Form The Arizona Sand Bag Party

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Geography Girl" Palin is reportedly very upset with a lot of members of her Tea Bag Party. Palin, who has staunchly denied rumors that husband Todd is having an affair with his fishing guide, the stunningly sexy Nanicka Za...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Responds To The Vicious Lesbian Rumors Allegedly Started By Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin

Bristol Palin Responds To The Vicious Lesbian Rumors Allegedly Started By Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin

MARICOPA, Arizona - Bristol Palin was sunbathing out on her backyard deck, where she has claimed that when it isn't dusty as the Dickens she can see Mexico. She received a call from The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and was asked to comment on the recent lesbian rumors which apparently first started in West Hollywood. Bristol put down her glass of imported Moose Juice and asked what friggin lesb...

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Funny story: Julianne Moore To Portray Sarah Palin In The Movie "Game Change" - Moore Begins The Dumbing-Down Process

Julianne Moore To Portray Sarah Palin In The Movie "Game Change" - Moore Begins The Dumbing-Down Process

HOLLYWOOD - Actress Julianne Moore has just informed the entertainment media that she has agreed to portray the former governor of Alaska Sarah Louise Palin in the motion picture Game Change. The TouchRock film in association with TriMoon Pictures is being produced and directed by Martello Pellagrini. Moore said that the role will be one of the biggest acting challenges of her acting career...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Is Devastated That Her Brand New Homing Pigeon Did Not Come Home

Paris Hilton Is Devastated That Her Brand New Homing Pigeon Did Not Come Home

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Paris Hilton called up her therapist and scheduled an unscheduled therapy session. The Southern California socialite whose biggest worry has always been whether to charge something on her VISA card or her MasterCard is heartbroken over the fact that her brand new homing pigeon Mr. Wing Wing left his pigeon roost two days ago and has not returned. Hilton said that usually wh...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Furious Over The Remarks That Kathy Griffin Made About Her Chubby, Quasi-Cute Daughter Bristol "The Pistol" Palin

Sarah Palin Furious Over The Remarks That Kathy Griffin Made About Her Chubby, Quasi-Cute Daughter Bristol "The Pistol" Palin

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Louise Palin, the former governor of Alaska who resigned after the citizens of "The Iceberg State" took the time from their busy routines of hunting, fishing, and shoveling snow, to elect her governor is fuming at the mouth.

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Funny story: Bristol Palin writes intimate book on her life - draft released

Bristol Palin writes intimate book on her life - draft released

"I was borned in alaska. i can't find it on a map cos i never lurnt googleography in christian school but it's next door to rusha. both ma grizzly mama and fake-eskimo first dude dad couldn't come up with a name for me so they named me bristol after port bristol. that's the trooth becos that's what mama said durin the 2008 prezdenshul run coz she figered she'd be prez. on account of john...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Hints That She May Be Heading For Arizona and Moving In With Daughter Bristol

Sarah Palin Hints That She May Be Heading For Arizona and Moving In With Daughter Bristol

WASILLA, Alaska - The word on the frozen streets of Wasilla is not good in regards to the Palin Family. It appears that there may be trouble over in Casa Moscow, the Todd and Sarah Palin home. For the past few weeks the rumor mills of this tiny Al...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Bristol Palin To Star In A Remake of The Musical Dance Classic "Singing In The Rain"

Taylor Lautner and Bristol Palin To Star In A Remake of The Musical Dance Classic "Singing In The Rain"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted American director-producer Sheboygan Saddlewood has announced to the Hollywood press that he has just agreed to produce Touchrock Films remake of the classic musical dance motion picture Singing In The Rain. Starring as the male...

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Funny story: Joanna Yeates pub to be renamed the Bristol Palin Rahm

Joanna Yeates pub to be renamed the Bristol Palin Rahm

Bristol - (RIPizza Stuff): Patrons at a Clitfon Triangle drinking establishment are all agog at latest twists in the Vincent Tabak case. Rumors that the Jo Yeates accused is really a Mossad high flier have surfaced once more in the Bristol Ram pub...

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Funny story: Shocking News Out of Alaska: Sarah Palin Is So Furious At Daughter Bristol That She Has Threatened To Disown Her!

Shocking News Out of Alaska: Sarah Palin Is So Furious At Daughter Bristol That She Has Threatened To Disown Her!

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin is absolutely livid. She feels that she has been stabbed in the back by her very own daughter Bristol Palin. And what exactly has the Dancing With The Stars diva done to get her mom so fired up with anger that has mad...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Justin Bieber Will Not Be Allowed To Compete On This Season's 'Dancing With The Stars'

The Real Reason Justin Bieber Will Not Be Allowed To Compete On This Season's 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - The overhead lights, the stage lights, the floor lights, and the strobe lights have all been taken out of storage as the producers of Dancing With The Stars prepare for another season of the reality show. And the big question is why in...

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Funny story: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Denies The Rumors That She Has The Name 'Mark Ballas' Tattooed On Her Left Butt Cheek

Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Denies The Rumors That She Has The Name 'Mark Ballas' Tattooed On Her Left Butt Cheek

MARICOPA, Arizona - A very personal rumor filtering out of California has got Bristol "The Pistol" Palin so upset that she confided to her neighbor that she wishes she was back in Alaska so that she could go out in her backyard and shoot a damn moose...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Accompanies Bristol Palin on Walmart Shopping Trip

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Accompanies Bristol Palin on Walmart Shopping Trip

Phoenix, AZ - The Governor of Arizona is beside herself to have a member of Tea Party royalty living in the fair city of Phoenix. To show her appreciation, Governor Jan Brewer accompanied Bristol Palin to a local Walmart store to help her pick out dr...

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Funny story: Willow Palin Has An Out-of-Control Fantasy Fetish About Justin Bieber

Willow Palin Has An Out-of-Control Fantasy Fetish About Justin Bieber

WASILLA, Alaska - The television news program Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Sarah Palin's second daughter, the non-dancing Willow Palin, has admitted to having an out-of-control fetish regarding Justin Bieber. Willow "The Pillow" as her...

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