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Funny story: Jill Stanek wins Sanger Award!

Jill Stanek wins Sanger Award!

MOKENA, Illinois - At her house on Sundance Trail, conservative pro-life advocate Jill Stanek was presented with the Sanger Award for her tireless efforts to inform women of where they can go for late term abortions. Her website posts the names and a...

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Funny story: Too Many Ugly People Having Babies

Too Many Ugly People Having Babies

LONGWOOD, VA - Doctor Ilf Ayverd had to perform seven vasectomies today, but he says that's half the number of a busy day. He believes, like many other doctors, that the recent unprecedented rise in vasectomy rates is related to an explosion in the...

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Funny story: Images of Octomom Combat Population Explosion

Images of Octomom Combat Population Explosion

The story of the Octomom has something for everyone. Bioethicists debate the role of fertility doctors in screening would-be mothers. Taxpayers rail against bailing out irresponsible parents. Child welfare advocates hover, porn producers salivate, ta...

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Funny story: Scientists create new birth control method from nanotechnology

Scientists create new birth control method from nanotechnology

Researchers today reported in the Journal of American Medical Association a mechanical contraceptive that is 100% safe, 100% effective, and able to enhance the pleasure of both men and women. 17th century scientist Evangelista Torricelli was the...

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Funny story: Palin Intrauterine Device on eBay

Palin Intrauterine Device on eBay

A intrauterine device claimed to be used by Sarah Palin has been offered for sale on ebay. The device as pictured right is more commonly known as a 'coil' and is said to have been found under Palin's podium after her recent debate with Joe Biden.

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Funny story: The Pill Prevents HIV Transmission for Some!

The Pill Prevents HIV Transmission for Some!

The good news is that some people will be protected from HIV transmission if the birth control pill is used properly. Experts on HIV transmission expressed outrage at the new report that attributed protective powers to the birth control pill not just...

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Funny story: Fifty Pro-Contraception Roman Catholic Groups Ask Pope Benedict to Approve Birth Control!

Fifty Pro-Contraception Roman Catholic Groups Ask Pope Benedict to Approve Birth Control!

Fifty RC pro-contraception advocacy groups are petitioning Pope Benedict to lift the church ban on artificial contraception in order to help the poor plan their families and prevent the spread of the deadly HIV virus. Vatican spokesperson, Card...

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Funny story: Aboriginal Peoples May Have Practiced Contraception

Aboriginal Peoples May Have Practiced Contraception

CANADIAN PRESS - A newly discovered inscription, believed to be Native American in origin, has given birth to the theory that some of the early Aboriginal peoples of North America may have practiced contraception.

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Funny story: "Today Spermicidal Sponge" introduces "The Sponge" Bob Square Pants birth control for Middle School girls

"Today Spermicidal Sponge" introduces "The Sponge" Bob Square Pants birth control for Middle School girls

Portland, Oregon - Makers of Today Spermicidal Sponge, announced today a new product line geared toward meeting the hectic demands of disengaged parents, reactionary liberal school administrators and rubber-stamping members of the school board by int...

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Funny story: Pentagram Liars slander Iran for IUD's in Iraq/Afghanistan

Pentagram Liars slander Iran for IUD's in Iraq/Afghanistan

TEHRAN (Kavkaz Center News Agency) - Innocent victim Iranian officials remained quiet today as devil Bush regime's puppet Pentagram mouthpiece Robert Gates lobbed a hot potato of lies, accusing Iran's Quds Force of providing weapons and IUD&#...

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Funny story: Doctors in Bible Belt deny teens new birth control

Doctors in Bible Belt deny teens new birth control

Physicians in several so-called Bible Belt states are under fire for refusing to allow teenage girls access to recently developed birth control methods.

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Funny story: Bad 1970s Product Ideas: Tom Marvel Birth Control

Bad 1970s Product Ideas: Tom Marvel Birth Control

…and we won't even mention Pinto bumper cars...

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Funny story: New Lybrel Birth Control Pill Promises No Menstrual Bleeding

New Lybrel Birth Control Pill Promises No Menstrual Bleeding

Lybrel, a new birth control pill scheduled to go on the market this summer, has promised that users will never experience menstrual bleeding or any of the other bad effects of the menstrual cycle. The pill will be available from doctors by prescript...

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Funny story: Anti-Birth Control Activists Cite Possibility of Fifth Baldwin Brother as Reason to Avoid Contraception

Anti-Birth Control Activists Cite Possibility of Fifth Baldwin Brother as Reason to Avoid Contraception

The National Anti-birth Control Organization, Bring on the Babies (BOB) has begun its most recent campaign in the streets of Hollywood by citing the possible implications birth control has had on the entertainment world.

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Funny story: Emergency Airlift of Viagra and Oysters to Stem Europe's Population Collapse

Emergency Airlift of Viagra and Oysters to Stem Europe's Population Collapse

BRUSSELS -- In the wake of the crisis meeting of the European Union's Population Board, EU ministers have called on the United States to begin an emergency airlift of "population uncontrol" measures to the European Union's shrinkin...

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