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Funny story: Crybaby Prisoner Barnie Madoff Claims His Tail Hurts

Crybaby Prisoner Barnie Madoff Claims His Tail Hurts

You wouldn't think it seeing him only one year ago but Criminal #15454 in a North Carolina prison is a totally different person than the one spending other people's money like it was his own. This reporter was allowed inside five locked gates only...

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Funny story: The Drowning Pool: Madoff ponzi scam billionaire Jeffry Picower dead

The Drowning Pool: Madoff ponzi scam billionaire Jeffry Picower dead

Florida - (Rotters): So far there have been no reports of any rampant nymphomaniacs or Paul Newman-lookalike private investigators at risk from some dodgy water-filled hydrotherapy room. But police probing billionaire philanthropissed Jeffry Picow...

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Funny story: Bernie Madoff allowed to join in Yom Kipper celebration

Bernie Madoff allowed to join in Yom Kipper celebration

On the first Yom Kipper since his multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme was exposed, Bernard Madoff was allowed to take the day off from his prison work detail at Butner prison in North Carolina and eat smoked kipperred herring on a bagel with cream chee...

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Funny story: Bernie Madoff Now Accused Of Singing Frog Swindle

Bernie Madoff Now Accused Of Singing Frog Swindle

Apparently alongside his crooked investment schemes, officers have now discovered that Bernie Madoff stole millions more by selling the same "Singing Frog" over and over again. "First he'd use a really big toad and hide a small bug made in Japan u...

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Funny story: Madoff: Feds probe Opus Dei NY HQ

Madoff: Feds probe Opus Dei NY HQ

New York - (Mossad Mess): FBI investigators chasing Bernard Madoff's missing billions are poised to swoop on the Lexington Avenue HQ of notorious crystal meth-peddling satanic paedo cult Opus Dei. The move follows dramatic courtroom plea bargain...

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Funny story: Bernard Madoff's 150-year sentence to be reduced

Bernard Madoff's 150-year sentence to be reduced

Bernard Madoff's 150 year sentence for being financially naughty with other people's money is to be reduced. Following a heartfelt plea to the judge by his wife - although why the judge's wife should plea for Mr Madoff remains a total mystery - t...

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Funny story: Madoff Imprisoned in Mayberry

Madoff Imprisoned in Mayberry

It was announced today that Bernard Madoff, recently convicted of running the largest Ponzi Scheme in history, has finally found a prison home for the rest of his natural life, Mayberry, NC. As crazy as it sounds, Madoff's attorney had put in a requ...

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Funny story: Bernie Madoff Vanishes

Bernie Madoff Vanishes

Like George Clooney's temporary disappearance in the film Michael Clayton, Bernie Madoff seems to have also disappeared, (maybe permanently) following a fender bender while being transported to his upstate prison in New York. The driver of the Brin...

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Funny story: Madoff Redux, Jail Time

Madoff Redux, Jail Time

New York, NY: Judgment day has finally arrived for 71 year old Bernie Madoff concerning his financial Ponzi scheme. A judge sentenced Bernie to 150 years in federal prison and assuming good behavior he could be paroled in 2109! Madoff's pyramid of...

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Funny story: Bernie Madoff May Be Released in 50 Years

Bernie Madoff May Be Released in 50 Years

In a deal worked out with prosecutors, attorneys for Ponzi scheme king Bernard Madoff assured their client that he would not have to serve more than 1/3 of his original 150 year sentence and could be released in as little as 50 years. 71-year-old...

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Funny story: Madoff sentence more than double life expectancy

Madoff sentence more than double life expectancy

Yesterday saw the case close on multi billion dollar fraudster Bernie Madoff. The Manhattan federal court awarded Mr Madoff 150 years imprisonment for ripping people off and living a luxurious lifestyle for over ten years. During this time Mr Ma...

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Funny story: Madoff Trades 150 Year Sentence for Millions in Investment $$

Madoff Trades 150 Year Sentence for Millions in Investment $$

Bernie "The Ponzi Schemer" madoff was facing a century and a half of hard prison time when the financial scam artist got a bright idea. Madoff sent out a prospectus to his many ripped off clients offering them a way to get their money back and more b...

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Funny story: E-E-T: Southwest Bags Children, Michael Bloomberg Apologizes (Kind Of) And Google Waves

E-E-T: Southwest Bags Children, Michael Bloomberg Apologizes (Kind Of) And Google Waves

(Washington, D.C.) The U.S. economy shrank to a 5.7 percent annual pace in the first quarter of 2009, ending its worst drop in five decades due to declines in housing, inventories and business investments. However, a ray of hope, the White House Gene...

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Funny story: A Special Place in Hell Awaits Bernie Madoff

A Special Place in Hell Awaits Bernie Madoff

A special place in Hell awaits Bernie Madoff when he croaks. Satan himself allowed himself to be interviewed on Fox News (where else?) today. Interviewer: What have you set up for Bernie Madoff when he finally gets shived by his prison roommate? Satan: We have a special section especially set up for him in the Muslim section of Hell. It is where we keep all the suicide bombers who blew...

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Funny story: Congresswoman Jane Harman fingered in NASA phone buggery of 'unidentified Israeli agent' Bernie Madoff

Congresswoman Jane Harman fingered in NASA phone buggery of 'unidentified Israeli agent' Bernie Madoff

California - (Twin Towers Fiasco Mess): Calfornia Democratic Congresswoman Jane Harman reckons she's been screwed over by NASA, the US National Security Agency. Department of Justice sources hinted today that ilicit Bush Administration wiretaps al...

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Funny story: Bernie Madoff's Wife Has Her Own Form Of Punishment.

Bernie Madoff's Wife Has Her Own Form Of Punishment.

As a part of Bernie 'I'm Special' Madoff's wifes use of their condo, these adjustments to her normal life were requested by those who had been ripped off by the wheeler-dealer. They were presented to her by Bernies judge, along with a death threat from those he screwed if she didn't comply. A - She can only shower with water on coldest setting. Must use Pine-Sol for shampooing. B - Can only...

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Funny story: Madoff Opens Sperm Bank

Madoff Opens Sperm Bank

Bernie's dripping assets at the centre of a new controversy. In a unbelievable twist today, it was thought that the ponzi scheme king had set up shop at Sing Sing where he is serving his 150 year sentence for defrauding everybody. It was thought this...

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