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Funny story: Mark Ernst Hired As COO Of Fiserv; Insolvency Expected Within Ninety Days.

Mark Ernst Hired As COO Of Fiserv; Insolvency Expected Within Ninety Days.

Fiserv, a suicidal provider of financial services technology solutions, has appointed former H&R Block CEO Mark Ernst as executive vice president and COO. "H&R Block disclosed that... its former chairman and chief executive, Mark A. Ernst, wi...

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Funny story: Bolton Plumber declares Bankruptcy due to US Government

Bolton Plumber declares Bankruptcy due to US Government

John Wiki, a plumber based in Bolton has declared bankruptcy today following a sharp downturn in his online bookings in the latter part of 2010. His plumbing business Wiki-Leaks, formed in 2006, took a notable part of its work through the Internet...

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Funny story: US Cell Phone Industry Declares Bankruptcy

US Cell Phone Industry Declares Bankruptcy

New York NY: Domestic cell phone companies and the US subsidiaries of foreign cell phone companies stocks violently plummeted on the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) today. Soon after this event all these electronics companies declared bankruptcy. R...

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Funny story: Buying Toys on Credit for Grandkids Burying Seniors in Debt

Buying Toys on Credit for Grandkids Burying Seniors in Debt

More and more seniors are seeing their overall debt to income ratio increase due to the overwhelming urge to buy toys for their grandkids on credit to keep them in their good graces. According to a study, a large majority of seniors 60 and over lost...

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Funny story: Holy Sh-t! Blockbuster Inc. Intends To File For Bankruptcy Protection! Who Knew?

Holy Sh-t! Blockbuster Inc. Intends To File For Bankruptcy Protection! Who Knew?

Holy sh-t! Blockbuster Inc. has announced its intent to file for bankruptcy. Big f--king shocker. Despite financial geniuses writing stories like Blockbuster, 25, Dies After Prolonged Illness and Trust Me: Blockbuster Video Is Dead, the financi...

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Funny story: Fergie bankrupt

Fergie bankrupt

"What goes up, must come down" as Sarah Ferguson found out between 1986 and yesterday after she left Camberwell Magistrates court with just £1.20 on an Oyster Card and a copy of "Budgie all at sea" - loaned to her on 'compassionate' grounds. When...

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Funny story: Buffet Table Manufacturer Files Chapter 11

Buffet Table Manufacturer Files Chapter 11

The Gourmet Buffet Table Company filed for bankruptcy this week after mistakenly shipping prop wrestling tables out to home centers across the U.S. Normally setting up production lines for home table construction, GBT's folding tables had been kno...

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Funny story: Bankrupt Greece call on the 300 Spartans to save them!

Bankrupt Greece call on the 300 Spartans to save them!

As a last desperate attempt to avoid bankruptcy the 300 Spartans have been recalled into action. In the Ampitheatre above Athens the 300 will take on all comers and fight to the last man. The Greek government hope to attract tourists from all o...

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Funny story: Old Mother Hubbard Facing Bankruptcy

Old Mother Hubbard Facing Bankruptcy

Old Mother Hubbard is facing bankruptcy procedures in the High Court, following news that she no longer has anything left in her cupboards. Her creditors have taken the decision as they do not expect her financial situation to improve soon. Old Mo...

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Funny story: Michigan Bankrupt! Fellow state lends a hand

Michigan Bankrupt! Fellow state lends a hand

"Just trying to help a guy down on his luck". The state of Montana said today that it will be taking in the fellow state of Michigan which has gone through a devastating economic downturn. Michigan fell behind on its bills last year and then suf...

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Funny story: Rising Bankruptcies and Suicides Lead to Welcome Drops in Mass Layoff and Jobless Figures

Rising Bankruptcies and Suicides Lead to Welcome Drops in Mass Layoff and Jobless Figures

First, the bad news. New economic reports issued by Automated Access to Court Electronic Records (AACER), a database of U.S. bankruptcy statistics used by attorneys and lenders, indicate that filings jumped 40 percent in May from a year ago as the sl...

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Funny story: The Chicago Cubs File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

The Chicago Cubs File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

CHICAGO - The owners of one of Major League Baseball's most beloved teams, the Chicago Cubs, have filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy. The team is owned by The Chicago Tribune, which recently, also filed for bankruptcy. And the Chicago Tribune is owne...

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Funny story: Local Man's Nose-Picking Business Goes bankrupt

Local Man's Nose-Picking Business Goes bankrupt

Local man Timmy Smullet's 'Nasal Cleansing Service' has gone out of business after his freakishly large hands frightened off customers. Timmy, a former welder from Brighton, started the company in May 2009, but just a few months later it slowly da...

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Funny story: Chrysler's Collapse inspires new TV series: "Bankruptcy Court TV"

Chrysler's Collapse inspires new TV series: "Bankruptcy Court TV"

Detroit, Michigan - For the first-time ever, with the fate of millions of American jobs on the line, Bankruptcy Court has the potential of becoming just as interesting as a murder trial. At least that is what the producers of the popular Court TV are...

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Funny story: Bjork Works To Save Iceland From Bankruptcy

Bjork Works To Save Iceland From Bankruptcy

Pop singer Bjork (pronounced BEE-YORKKKKK, just like you are upchucking a bad pizza), always a fountainhead of new and eccentric ideas, has decided to help alleviate Iceland's terrible economic problems. Iceland, long a self reliant land, made a...

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Funny story: Nortel execs racked up unpaid NFL bill

Nortel execs racked up unpaid NFL bill

Executives at troubled Nortel Networks dropped US$554,952.27 at National Football League games in Dallas last year, apparently without even paying the bill to creditor Texas Stadium Inc. That's just one of 7,700 creditor claims in Nortel's current...

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Funny story: Aspartame companies belly-up to the bar

Aspartame companies belly-up to the bar

Poisonville, ILL - Another aspartame company closed it's doors today. One of the last companies left in America, it had to close it's doors because aspartame disease had shut down the line for the last nine months. Mr. N. A. Useam, CEO of Adulter...

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