A species of Bushcricket has caused "alarm-balls" to ring amongst boasting negro men; it's been discovered that the "balls" of the bushcrickets are many more times larger than a negroes in comparison. Black men boast about the size of their "piece...
The humble bushcricket has been clicking so much over the centuries because, in proportion to body weight, it has the largest testicles per body mass in the world at 13.8%. A human equivalent would have two tyres between his legs. However, these g...
Jorge Posada, catcher for the New York Yankees, admitted in a recent interview that he automatically reaches and scratches his crotch without even realizing it. "I have been a catcher all of my career, and all of that getting up and down, behind the...
It's true, I kid you not. It's all over the internet and it's the hot news being tweeted by the tweeple on tweet. Even celebs are in on the act. Celebrity brain box and quite interesting front man, Stephen Fry, has even been getting his tweets o...
The painful practice of ball-clamping, whereby if somebody loiters in the same spot for more than an hour his testicles are clamped and he must pay a fee to have them released, is to be banned. The practice sprung up during the 1990s, as councils...
HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- A "misunderstanding about what balls to shoot out of a replica cannon" led to a Hog Jaw Civil War Reenactor's castration, Monday, during the 150th Anniversary Celebration of the Civil War in Arkansas. General Jubal Ear...
The US Coast Guard has declared that the tar balls being discovered in Florida are not from the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, according to their study. "We have seen more than fifty cases in here", stated one doctor from St. Petersburg. "Th...
Following a week of prosecutorial investigation, a single man was identified at the core of the Goldman Sachs controversy, and is now at the center of a federal probe. Bernie "The Bookie" Goldman, who hasn't set foot in a Goldman Sachs office buil...
Girls Aloud bikini-babe Sarah Harding almost made it as a satirical news target today, as news broke that she was going to have the bollocks lopped off her pet French Bulldog, Claude - who will undoubtedly feel well clawed by the time the vet has don...
Local man Darren Fart, 32, keeps his balls in his wife's handbag whenever they are out shopping. Darren claims that they are much safer there and there is less likelihood of young children getting their hands on them. Darren's balls are very im...
The last golf balls used by Tiger Woods in a major golf championship are up for sale on ebay. Some people think that the last golf balls used by Tiger could be worth a fortune because there is a chance he may never return to the golf course because...
Mrs. Halfpenny utilised her husband Harold while unveiling her latest scientific discovery. The 56 year old amateur scientific boffin pointed out to the local paper the differences between her husbands balls in winter compared to when he was runni...
SAN FRANCISCO - Dr. Andy Nick Firebrick, a graduate of San Francisco's Golden Gate A&M University is one of the nation's leading experts on scandalous affairs. He has pointed out that before the entire "Golf Gate" gallery gets to the 18th hol...
A Bearded Lady who was recently reported to have had a pair of hairy testicles, has had the bollocks shaved, it has been reported. When I say 'recently', I mean on the 11th of July 2008. The 'lady', Edna 'Eddie' Manley, decided to dispense with...
Arsene Wenger will no doubt be nursing a hangover this morning after celebrating a stupendous win with Subutteo. The football manager with the Thunderbird face proved he was no puppet yesterday as he slammed home a record 13 goals. He said: "I...
NASA and the European Space Agency have today announced that staff on the International Space Station have proof of alien visitation to earth. Brad Cunnilinga of Nasa's Press relations team said today, "At 04:45 hrs today Anatoly Felchski Commande...
Oklahoma City - The United States Pro Golfing Guild has just suspended rookie sensation Taneesha Flo "Buttercup" Winthrop for testing positive on a drug test. The 24-year-old Winthrop who hails from Birmingham, Alabama has already had six hole-in-...
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