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Funny story: Google encourages surfers to touch their balls

Google encourages surfers to touch their balls

It's true, I kid you not. It's all over the internet and it's the hot news being tweeted by the tweeple on tweet. Even celebs are in on the act. Celebrity brain box and quite interesting front man, Stephen Fry, has even been getting his tweets o...

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Funny story: Govt to ban painful practice of ball-clamping

Govt to ban painful practice of ball-clamping

The painful practice of ball-clamping, whereby if somebody loiters in the same spot for more than an hour his testicles are clamped and he must pay a fee to have them released, is to be banned. The practice sprung up during the 1990s, as councils...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw resident loses balls in reenactment accident

Hog Jaw resident loses balls in reenactment accident

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- A "misunderstanding about what balls to shoot out of a replica cannon" led to a Hog Jaw Civil War Reenactor's castration, Monday, during the 150th Anniversary Celebration of the Civil War in Arkansas. General Jubal Ear...

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Funny story: Tar Balls In Florida Not Linked To Gulf Oil Spill

Tar Balls In Florida Not Linked To Gulf Oil Spill

The US Coast Guard has declared that the tar balls being discovered in Florida are not from the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, according to their study. "We have seen more than fifty cases in here", stated one doctor from St. Petersburg. "Th...

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Funny story: Goldman's Sack Probed by Federal Prosecutors

Goldman's Sack Probed by Federal Prosecutors

Following a week of prosecutorial investigation, a single man was identified at the core of the Goldman Sachs controversy, and is now at the center of a federal probe. Bernie "The Bookie" Goldman, who hasn't set foot in a Goldman Sachs office buil...

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Funny story: Sarah Harding To Have Mutt's Nuts Lopped Off

Sarah Harding To Have Mutt's Nuts Lopped Off

Girls Aloud bikini-babe Sarah Harding almost made it as a satirical news target today, as news broke that she was going to have the bollocks lopped off her pet French Bulldog, Claude - who will undoubtedly feel well clawed by the time the vet has don...

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Funny story: Local Man Keeps His Balls in His Wife's Handbag

Local Man Keeps His Balls in His Wife's Handbag

Local man Darren Fart, 32, keeps his balls in his wife's handbag whenever they are out shopping. Darren claims that they are much safer there and there is less likelihood of young children getting their hands on them. Darren's balls are very im...

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Funny story: Tigers Balls for sale on Ebay

Tigers Balls for sale on Ebay

The last golf balls used by Tiger Woods in a major golf championship are up for sale on ebay. Some people think that the last golf balls used by Tiger could be worth a fortune because there is a chance he may never return to the golf course because...

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Funny story: Balls Shrink in Winter

Balls Shrink in Winter

Mrs. Halfpenny utilised her husband Harold while unveiling her latest scientific discovery. The 56 year old amateur scientific boffin pointed out to the local paper the differences between her husbands balls in winter compared to when he was runni...

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Funny story: Holy Mackerel Andy! - Tiger's Putter and Balls Are In The Vise

Holy Mackerel Andy! - Tiger's Putter and Balls Are In The Vise

SAN FRANCISCO - Dr. Andy Nick Firebrick, a graduate of San Francisco's Golden Gate A&M University is one of the nation's leading experts on scandalous affairs. He has pointed out that before the entire "Golf Gate" gallery gets to the 18th hol...

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Funny story: Bearded Lady Has Hairy Balls Shaved

Bearded Lady Has Hairy Balls Shaved

A Bearded Lady who was recently reported to have had a pair of hairy testicles, has had the bollocks shaved, it has been reported. When I say 'recently', I mean on the 11th of July 2008. The 'lady', Edna 'Eddie' Manley, decided to dispense with...

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Funny story: Wenger scores with his tiny balls

Wenger scores with his tiny balls

Arsene Wenger will no doubt be nursing a hangover this morning after celebrating a stupendous win with Subutteo. The football manager with the Thunderbird face proved he was no puppet yesterday as he slammed home a record 13 goals. He said: "I...

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Funny story: Massive Cock Seen from Space Station

Massive Cock Seen from Space Station

NASA and the European Space Agency have today announced that staff on the International Space Station have proof of alien visitation to earth. Brad Cunnilinga of Nasa's Press relations team said today, "At 04:45 hrs today Anatoly Felchski Commande...

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Funny story: Female Pro Golfer Tests Positive For Steroids

Female Pro Golfer Tests Positive For Steroids

Oklahoma City - The United States Pro Golfing Guild has just suspended rookie sensation Taneesha Flo "Buttercup" Winthrop for testing positive on a drug test. The 24-year-old Winthrop who hails from Birmingham, Alabama has already had six hole-in-...

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Funny story: Octomom Names Bob Barker as Father

Octomom Names Bob Barker as Father

The infamous Octomom, announced today on the "Dr. Phil" show that the father of her eight babies is former game show host, Bob Barker. "He had me from 'Come on Down!'" announced Octomom, her lips swollen from plastic surgery like Angela Jolie afte...

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Funny story: General Franco, Hitler and other one "Bollocked" Dictators share remarkable similarities!

General Franco, Hitler and other one "Bollocked" Dictators share remarkable similarities!

Recently revealed TRUTHS about many recent Dictators having only one BOLLOCK have been scientifically proven. The fact that they only had uno/eins/one cohone, led them to their dastardly deeds and turned them into the evil bastards that they were.

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Funny story: Prime Minister argues the Government does have balls

Prime Minister argues the Government does have balls

In a frank admission on national television, the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, argued that the Labour Party does have balls. In a heated argument with a man from the BBC with a beard and glasses wearing a suit, (the man and not the suit had the be...

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