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Funny story: Buy Britney Spears' Shaved Head Hair on E-Bay

Buy Britney Spears' Shaved Head Hair on E-Bay

The long, golden locks (including the hair extensions) of Britney Spears will go on sale Monday on E-Bay. Britney recently shaved her head bald, but has never confirmed any of the many rumors for her new look. Those rumors have included things such...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Shaved Bald Due to Head Lice

Britney Spears Shaved Bald Due to Head Lice

Britney Spears, supporting a new chrome dome, revealed today the simple and embarrasing reason for her new look: head lice. "I musta caught them fellers off of a pillow from some guy when I was out partying with Paris," said the slightly red-faced...

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Funny story: Shock As Britneys Vagina Announces It's Going Solo

Shock As Britneys Vagina Announces It's Going Solo

The world of popular music was today thrown into an unprecedented state of turmoil, as the vagina of the "Teen" singing sensation Britney Spears announced plans for a solo career.

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Funny story: Tories ban bald leaders

Tories ban bald leaders

Tory spin doctors have introduced a new rule barring bald men from becoming leader of the Conservative Party.

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Funny story: Study Shows Combovers Successful at Fooling, Attracting Opposite Sex

Study Shows Combovers Successful at Fooling, Attracting Opposite Sex

A thirty-year study started in the early 70's (funded by Citizens Who Ask, "What The...?") indicates that combing strands of left-over hair across one's bald noggin actually improves how one is viewed by the opposite sex.

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Funny story: Mussolini's granddaughter hits back at 'tosser' jibe

Mussolini's granddaughter hits back at 'tosser' jibe

The granddaughter of Italy's former fascist dictator Benito Mussolini is leaving the right-wing National Alliance party - because its leader Gianfranco Fini called him a "fat, bald, murderous little tosser".

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